Your favorite unitentionally funny Bond movie moments

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  • Q-Branch_2012Q-Branch_2012 Posts: 80MI6 Agent
    I'm not sure, I'm laughing at the technology they are using, as opposed to what they are saying.
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,236MI6 Agent
    I always laugh my head off at the LALD scene where Tee Hee knocks bond out when he's in mid-sentence.... is it normal that I find this scene so hilarious? :))
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    edited September 2012
    GordoLeiter wrote:
    Another one for me has to be the clearly fake head when it explodes in LTK, it didnt even look like the actor it was supposed to be
    This scene?

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    :)) :007)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Dawes asleep in the UN before his death in LALD
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • StrangewaysStrangeways London, UKPosts: 1,469MI6 Agent
    Mr Beech wrote:
    The terrycloth robe.

    What? Which film? When?
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
    "You can't win." -General Ourumov
  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    While it's one of my favorite Bond films, the scenes in OHMSS where the girls are "hypnotized" and listening to Blofeld's droning voice--"You love chickens, you love their feathers"--are unintentional laugh-riots.
    Every time I hear those lines, I think it implies that Blofeld is talking about himself. " . . love their flesh, their voice..." and the way he says it makes me think he's planting suggestions in their head to fall under his spell and not just talking about their allergies -- that he's seducing them in some subconscious way.
  • TheNextLeiterTheNextLeiter TexasPosts: 190MI6 Agent
    edited March 2014
    I couldn't help but laugh at in Dr. No and Goldfinger when cars just abruptly blow up while going down hillsides and mountains.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO88NI16g84#t=1m10s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGf4c8nuos#t=1m25s

    I also thought it was funny when in OHMSS where a henchman skis off the side of a cliff. When they show it from Bond's perspective, it didn't look that far down. But when the henchman flies off, it takes him ages to hit the ground.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYpX3JwMu0#t=4m05s
  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    Brosnan's grim determination to fly to the falling airplane in the truly awful PTS moment in GE.

    Dench's lame "Do come back alive" at the end of an otherwise wonderful scene dressing Bond down in GE.

    Connery's horrible Frankensteinian yellowface in YOLT.

    Moore in the jeans and white tank top in LALD.

    Moore's "martial arts."

    Halle Berry running -- if you think Moore looks bad, watch her at full wobble.

    All the really dorky Korean henchmen in GF -- Mr. Ling's exaggerated gawk at GF when Bond says he knows about Grand Slam.

    Taliso Soto.

    The obvious skull cap in FYEO.

    Dalton trying to look like he's relaxed, romantic, and also having a good time on the roller coaster in TLD.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    TheNextLeiter wrote:

    I also thought it was funny when in OHMSS where a henchman skis off the side of a cliff. When they show it from Bond's perspective, it didn't look that far down. But when the henchman flies off, it takes him ages to hit the ground.

    You should go to Lauterbrunnen one day!
    You may realize how f**king high that is! There is nothing exaggerated on this scene {[]
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Gassy Man wrote:
    Moore's "martial arts."

    Good one! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Believe it or not, TMWTGG was one if the films that got me interested in martial arts, so bad
    or not, it must of got a few people into dojos.
    ( although I do hope I looked a bit more supple, than Sir Roger :)) )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) Believe it or not, TMWTGG was one if the films that got me interested in martial arts, so bad
    or not, it must of got a few people into dojos.
    ( although I do hope I looked a bit more supple, than Sir Roger :)) )

    In my Mr. T voice - "I pity the fool who learned martial arts from watching Roger Moore!" :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    All I have to do is take two schoolgirls with me where ever I go, and when trouble
    starts THEY take care of it, :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    All I have to do is take two schoolgirls with me where ever I go, and when trouble
    starts THEY take care of it, :))

    I tried that once and got stopped by the police :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Did you have a track suit, lots of gold jewellery and a big cigar. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    In LTK, where Felix and the two DEA Agents are running towards the Camera holding there Rifles with serious Looks on there Faces. Makes me Laugh every time I see it :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Bond's "wheeeee" when skiing with Bibi in FYEO cracks me up every time :))
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Watched FRWL last night and during the gypsy fight with the two girls, Connery was grinning like a clown. It seemed genuine too. :))
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Watched FRWL last night and during the gypsy fight with the two girls, Connery was grinning like a clown. It seemed genuine too. :))

    Can you blame him? :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Male chauvinist pig. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Male chauvinist pig. :))

    I know, right? Oh, you mean ME!!!! Please don't tell my wife! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Oh, you mean ME!!!!
    Not YOU BL. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I have always found the Scene where Mayday strangles Tibbit in the Car kind of funny. I think it's the Music that plays really gets me Laughing :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    I've always thought of Necros as a male May Day. They both have their own killing themes. :))
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • AirJordanFan93AirJordanFan93 Posts: 92MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Watched FRWL last night and during the gypsy fight with the two girls, Connery was grinning like a clown. It seemed genuine too. :))
    I watched FRWL recently whilst talking to a lady friend of mine and she got a kicked out of Connery and the 2 gypsys
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