The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    Happy birthday, landlord, and welcome to the old gits bench (which has mysteriously got larger recently).
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    The rumour that Eva Green was turning up for TP's 50th birthday bash had caused massive excitement amongst forum members :D

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    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I'm the one on the far right :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, with that sort of rumour, the sales of Viagra will go through the roof tonight ! :))
    Well push it up by a few inches. :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Oh, with that sort of rumour, the sales of Viagra will go through the roof tonight ! :))
    Well push it up by a few inches. :))

    'Every Little Helps' :p
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I'm the one on the far right :))

    You're too young for this bench! Reserved for the old guys like BL, TP, C&D, and me.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I can't argue with the older Generation then :) :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We'll have to open a youth section. Far away from the old gits, don't want
    To have to listen to all that young people's " pop'n' Roll" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    Of course you can argue, you just have to shout a bit louder! :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    and Speak very slowly. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    And explain all the jokes to Higgins.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    :D lol
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Happy Birthday TP !! -{

    Hope you're having a great day .... We had a whip round to get you a pressie. Hope you enjoy the SAGA membership :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) Is that the ......
    Sexy Aged Gentlemen Association. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    Do you qualify on that score...?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    As it's the landlord's birthday I think this calls for a round of milk stout (served thick enough to hold up fifty candles)....

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    You did order those Women didn't you?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) now comes the big decision, which Bond to watch ? :x
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I seem to be the only one in here ?:) Oh well, may as well help myself to all the Cider :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) just stay out of the cellar, The Mods were doing some sort
    Of initiation down there. Don't know much about it, but there
    Was a lot of chanting in Latin, some smacking sounds and they
    Wanted a live chicken at one point. I didn't have one so I gave
    Them a frozen one out of Tesco that I had. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    As long as it was an everyday Value one :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,673MI6 Agent
    Where's my Oatibix? :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Will you settle for Readybrek? :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,673MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Will you settle for Readybrek? :))

    Well, yes, what the heck! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    TP has the Slaves (AS and Barbel) outside harvesting the Oats.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,673MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    TP has the Slaves (AS and Barbel) outside harvesting the Oats.

    Glad to hear that Britain still has an industry left! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Leading Porridge Producers of the World :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    TP has the Slaves (AS and Barbel) outside harvesting the Oats.

    Not me, I was down in the cellar with Sir Miles sacrificing a chicken. At least, that was the plan until TP handed us a packet of Tesco chicken nuggets saying.it was all he could find.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Those Lime Green Robes you wear could do with a Wash :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    No, they're supposed to look like that...
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