Which title of a movie do you despise?

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I despise Quantum of Solace, The Dark Knight Rises, and Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice...(I just strongly dislike the titles of these movies, the actual finished product is another story all together.)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Rocky Horror, I love the Film but the Title has never been one I've liked.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    LegoBatman008 wrote:
    I despise Quantum of Solace, The Dark Knight Rises, and Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice...(I just strongly dislike the titles of these movies, the actual finished product is another story all together.)

    All of these. The Dark Knight Rises especially; I disliked it as a movie, but I absolutely can't stand the title, which bears too much resemblance to The Dark Knight Returns so I always end up confusing the two. It's supremely annoying.
    "The secret agent. The man who was only a silhouette..." -- Ian Fleming, Moonraker

    1) The Spy Who Loved Me 2) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3) GoldenEye 4) Casino Royale 5) Goldfinger
  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Oh, yeah. I forgot. I can't stand X-Men: The Last Stand as a movie or as a title either. X-(
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,208Chief of Staff
    Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man - no, he doesn't.
    Abbott & Costello Go To Mars- no, they don't.
    Dracula, Prince Of Darkness- no, he isn't.
    The Pink Panther Strikes Again- no, he doesn't. (And others in the series)
    The Evil Of Frankenstein- he's the hero!
    The Lone Ranger- he has a pal, Tonto!
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I despise the fact that they slapped the name Casino Royale on that abomination in 1967! :v
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  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I despise the fact that they slapped the name Casino Royale on that abomination in 1967! :v

    Oh, yeah. I forgot about that, too. I just plain HATE Casino Royale 1967 and very much prefer Casino Royale 2006. But that's just me.
    "Ahem, you know in the future if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man." - Spider-Man
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,882Chief of Staff
    I haven't seen it yet, but Edge of Tomorrow struck me as an awful title--more suited for a soap opera than a science fiction film--and I think others agreed: the film didn't do well at the box office, and the DVD case minimizes the title and has the words LIVE. DIE. REPEAT. there as if THAT's the title!
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  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    I haven't seen it yet, but Edge of Tomorrow struck me as an awful title--more suited for a soap opera than a science fiction film--and I think others agreed: the film didn't do well at the box office, and the DVD case minimizes the title and has the words LIVE. DIE. REPEAT. there as if THAT's the title!

    Originally the title was going to be All You Need is Kill. Which... isn't much better to be perfectly honest. :p Still need to see it though! I've heard good things.
    "The secret agent. The man who was only a silhouette..." -- Ian Fleming, Moonraker

    1) The Spy Who Loved Me 2) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3) GoldenEye 4) Casino Royale 5) Goldfinger
  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    AdamOmega wrote:
    Hardyboy wrote:
    I haven't seen it yet, but Edge of Tomorrow struck me as an awful title--more suited for a soap opera than a science fiction film--and I think others agreed: the film didn't do well at the box office, and the DVD case minimizes the title and has the words LIVE. DIE. REPEAT. there as if THAT's the title!

    Originally the title was going to be All You Need is Kill. Which... isn't much better to be perfectly honest. :p Still need to see it though! I've heard good things.


    Could you imagine someone (a guy or a girl) singing "All You Need Is Kill" as a new James Bond theme song in either Bond 25 or Bond 26?
    "Ahem, you know in the future if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man." - Spider-Man
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    LegoBatman008 wrote:
    I just plain HATE Casino Royale 1967 and very much prefer Casino Royale 2006. But that's just me.

    I seriously doubt that! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I'd say the majority Of Bond fans would be in agreement ! :))
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  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) I'd say the majority Of Bond fans would be in agreement ! :))

    I don't know. There's a lot of Craig-haters out there.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They might hate Craig, But you's have to be INSANE to prefer that 67 Rubbish. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    LegoBatman008 wrote:
    AdamOmega wrote:
    Hardyboy wrote:
    I haven't seen it yet, but Edge of Tomorrow struck me as an awful title--more suited for a soap opera than a science fiction film--and I think others agreed: the film didn't do well at the box office, and the DVD case minimizes the title and has the words LIVE. DIE. REPEAT. there as if THAT's the title!

    Originally the title was going to be All You Need is Kill. Which... isn't much better to be perfectly honest. :p Still need to see it though! I've heard good things.


    Could you imagine someone (a guy or a girl) singing "All You Need Is Kill" as a new James Bond theme song in either Bond 25 or Bond 26?

    Basically I'd take the song "All You Need is Now" by Duran Duran & swap out the final word using music editing software. It'd be a hit! :))
    "The secret agent. The man who was only a silhouette..." -- Ian Fleming, Moonraker

    1) The Spy Who Loved Me 2) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3) GoldenEye 4) Casino Royale 5) Goldfinger
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    They might hate Craig, But you's have to be INSANE to prefer that 67 Rubbish. :))

    We have a few folks in this group who are genuinely insane (sorry TP!), but none that insane! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Midnight Express

    The whole Film paints Turkish People to be backward. In fact, the Director even hates the Film because of that Reason.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    I haven't seen it yet, but Edge of Tomorrow struck me as an awful title--more suited for a soap opera than a science fiction film--and I think others agreed: the film didn't do well at the box office, and the DVD case minimizes the title and has the words LIVE. DIE. REPEAT. there as if THAT's the title!
    I second this, edge of tomorrow isn't a horrible title, but live die repeat is perfect for the film.
    @deanwdunlevy
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Some of the Man from UNCLE movies (theatrical releases of two part TV episodes) had crazy titles, usually to shoehorn in the word "Spy":

    To Trap a Spy ( that's ok)
    The Spy with My Face (that one fits)
    One Spy Too Many (really? Which one?)
    One of Our Spies is Missing ( ditto)
    The Karate Killers (despite there being no deaths and zero karate...)
    The Helicopter Spies (well the PTS had them in a chopper...)
    The Spy in the Green Hat (not strictly a spy, but he was wearing a green hat...)
    How to Steal the World ( I watched it, but it really didn't give away any clues as to how to do it...)
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,236MI6 Agent
    Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit - Why couldn't they just call it "Shadow Recruit", without the "Jack Ryan"? The other Jack Ryan films don't have his name in the title, so why should this one? Does not sit well with my OCD.
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  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit - Why couldn't they just call it "Shadow Recruit", without the "Jack Ryan"? The other Jack Ryan films don't have his name in the title, so why should this one? Does not sit well with my OCD.

    Yeah, it would be like putting James Bond's name in the movie titles wouldn't it?
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I hate bloody snakes on a bloody plane , HMMMM I wonder what this film is about , talk about give the plot away, and no ive never seen it , sort of know what to expect , how about we make a film called the crucifiction of Jesus or The sinking of the Titanic
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    I hate bloody snakes on a bloody plane , HMMMM I wonder what this film is about , talk about give the plot away, and no ive never seen it , sort of know what to expect , how about we make a film called the crucifiction of Jesus or The sinking of the Titanic

    Or how about "James Bond, Super Spy"! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Indiana Jones and the crystal skull.
    Both title and film are bloody awful ! :#
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  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Indiana Jones and the crystal skull.
    Both title and film are bloody awful ! :#

    I dug the title but I hated the movie! X-(
    "The secret agent. The man who was only a silhouette..." -- Ian Fleming, Moonraker

    1) The Spy Who Loved Me 2) On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3) GoldenEye 4) Casino Royale 5) Goldfinger
  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    You know, now that I think about it, I kind of despise the title; Star Wars: The Force Awakens but I can't hate it too much because it's a post-original trilogy Star Wars movie and I always wanted to see one of those in my lifetime... :D
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    The Dark Knight Rises because it basically excludes Batman Begins.
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  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Oh, yeah. I forgot. Live Free or Die Hard is a bad title too.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Funnily enough, I rather liked that title, sounds better than
    Die Hard 4.0. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LegoBatman008LegoBatman008 USAPosts: 189MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Funnily enough, I rather liked that title, sounds better than
    Die Hard 4.0. :D

    Die Hard 4.0 is a more fitting title in my opinion, because the movie deals with hackers and the kind of terrorism they can inflict upon America by hacking into the right computers.
    "Ahem, you know in the future if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man." - Spider-Man
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Might be a generation thing but for me 4.0 makes me think of
    Earthquakes ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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