Wierd-Al Style Food Parodies

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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Too bad there isn't a song called "Octopussy", because "Octosushi" would make a great song title.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you knew sushi, like I knew Sushi ...... ;)
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    I selected Fatpussy as the parody title for Octopussy, but it could've gotten sexist and I like my song "All The Time High" even better.
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Fried Chips Are Forever

    Fried chips are forever
    They are all I need to please me,
    They are saturated and greasy
    They won't leave me hungry at night
    But they'll make my jeans tight
    Dessert, please!

    Fried chips are forever
    Hold one up and ingest it
    Chew it, swallow and digest it
    I can just feel my heart
    Block the veins on my arms
    Emergency!

    For what good with lettuce do me
    McDonald's will never lie to me
    When Fairway is gone
    Mickey D's will luster on

    Fried chips are forever
    Got some ketchup on my finger
    Unlike apples, the taste lingers
    Men are mere mortals who
    To their grave, eat junk food
    I don't need a dietitian...
    For what good will he do me?

    Cubby, never lie to me
    A better actor will take on
    When I'm gone...
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    I made this parody to help me get through the wait with a smile on my face. I think this is one of my best.

    Food InSPECTRE (Blood Pressure's Off The Wall)
    by Sam Smith and Cart

    Verse 1
    I've drank here before
    But I always hit the floor
    I've spent a lifetime eating
    And I'm always getting laid
    But in here I'm feeling something
    In your restaurant, I want to stay
    Verse 2
    I'm prepared to eat this
    In inspections, I never miss
    But a storm in my bowels is coming
    How will I make it through the day
    And there's no more use in inspecting
    But I'll give your restaurant a grade A
    Bridge
    IF YOU EAT IT ALL!!!
    WILL YOU GRADE ME WELL!!!
    Chorus
    How do I live? How do I eat?
    With all this food I'm suffocating
    I wanna feel fat, run through my blood
    Diabetes telling me to give it all up
    For my job, I'll have to risk it all
    Cause my blood pressures off the wall
    Verse 3
    A million grams of fat
    That haunt me from my past
    As the cholesterol begins to gather
    And my health begins to fade
    When my career starts to shatter
    Know in heaven I'll inspect all day
    Cause my blood pressures off the wall...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,060Chief of Staff
    Thanks, AC, much appreciated.
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