Bond funerals ideas ?

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,302Chief of Staff
    By the by, I don't know if you know this but the reason for the high amount of coffin/funeral jokes in the Bond movies is that Cubby Broccoli worked in his youth for an undertaker.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure many don't, I remember pointing out to someone that there is even
    a coffin "Joke" in QOS, when a lorry carrying some brakes sending several on to
    the road. Also didn't Connery have a job "French Polishing" coffins at one point ?
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,302Chief of Staff
    I think so, among many other jobs.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Send them to the Funeral.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd better explain, my wobbly bits are my Pecs ! Which are now
    Looking more like Moore's in AVTAK.m :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'd better explain, my wobbly bits are my Moobs ! Which are now
    Looking more like Moore's in AVTAK.m :))

    Fixed
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'd better explain, my wobbly bits are my Pecs ! Which are now
    Looking more like Moore's in AVTAK.m :))

    Pesky auto-correct- I'm sure you meant "Specs" :D

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) No my one good eye works fine :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    What happened to the other one? :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just never worked, always fancied getting an eye patch
    like snake plisskin. :)) to be even more cool. :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Snake Plisskin, or Largo? :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Has to be Snake ! {[] I love the leather jackets :D
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'd have all six Bond actors as my pallbearers, with the Bond theme playing in the background as they carry me to my eternal rest. (Although I have a bad feeling that I would have to die fairly soon for that to even be a possibility! :)) )
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can the Bond theme be played on the bagpipes ?
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,302Chief of Staff
    Not very accurately. Bagpipes have limitations.
    What's wrong with playing it on guitar? If you want it sad, then classical guitar would be a nice choice- it's in a minor key anyway (usually Em, a good guitar key) so could be played slow and sentimental.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Nice idea, I was thinking of a lament, Although I'm playing " Another way to die "
    At mine. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Not very accurately. Bagpipes have limitations.
    What's wrong with playing it on guitar? If you want it sad, then classical guitar would be a nice choice- it's in a minor key anyway (usually Em, a good guitar key) so could be played slow and sentimental.

    For my funeral I want the full orchestra treatment! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I want Moore to read out a Speech to the Mourning Crowd at my Funeral . -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I guess you could record a DVD of clips from the films inter cut with your
    opinions and views delivered over four hours or so, and no one could leave
    As it would be rude. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Would anyone know if there was any reason under British law this
    Wouldn't be allowed.

    Have your body ( Dead, obviously) put on a long boat ( or similar) set
    on fire and pushed out to sea ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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