If you were a billionaire with huge ego and a hatred toward humanity

Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
What would your evil plan be?

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Make Thunderpussy president :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,414Chief of Staff
    Burn all green trainers {[]

    Although that's really a good thing ! :v
    YNWA 97
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Have my hair done by Donald Trump's barber.
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Perhaps, I'd make a giant laser to simulate a solar flare.

    Oh damn it, Goldeneye did that already.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Have my hair done by Donald Trump's barber.


    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,644MI6 Agent
    My evil scheme would be to put the original Ian Fleming James Bond novels on the National Curriculum for English Literature. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    My plan is obviously to make Norway a superpower. It's not overly ambitious since we are already a major power and our culture is so superior. But why am I telling you this, since you already know about smalahove, marathon TV broadcasts documenting knitting and police without guns?
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    my evil plan: owning all the Bond stuff there is :v
    oh and of course world domination
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    To invite all the best scriptwriters in the world to a script conference for the next Bond film.... Then gas them (any recalcitrant ones get pulped in a car breakers). That way EON can't hire them.

    M'wahhh... haa...haa... :v
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    "If you were a billionaire with huge ego and a hatred toward humanity"

    But I am & I have! I am typing this from my underwater lair. For a start I'm buying up the rights to the James Bond franchise then I'll wait fifteen years before shooting a new film!

    HA! HA! HA! (maniacal laugh while stroking cat)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    edited October 2015
    Oh ..... I got the question wrong. My plan clearly isn't evil, but very benevolent :)

    I'll get back to you with a really evil plan :v
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    "If you were a billionaire with huge ego and a hatred toward humanity"

    But I am & I have! I am typing this from my underwater lair. For a start I'm buying up the rights to the James Bond franchise then I'll wait fifteen years before shooting a new film!

    HA! HA! HA! (maniacal laugh while stroking cat)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    I think I have it! (thank you, Stag) First I buy up the rights to the James Bond franchise before Stag does. But unlike him I'll make a excellent Bond film, with twice as many hot girls in it than any other Bond movie, Norway as a major location and a great raid at the end :007)
    Then I'll sue myself :D, resulting in a court battle lasting 10-15 years. In the meantime I'll sit in my private cinema in my lair and watch it myself and drop hints about it once or twice a year in this forum :p
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    My evil plan is to play Justin Bieber music/videos on every radio and TV station respectively in every district, suburb, parish, state - in every country around the world, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

    Of course - 'The Pinball Wizard' may disagree 8-)
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    OGG007 wrote:
    My evil plan is to play Justin Bieber music/videos on every radio and TV station respectively in every district, suburb, parish, state - in every country around the world, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

    Of course - 'The Pinball Wizard' may disagree 8-)

    Evil? That would be pure heaven! Go Justin go!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    OGG007 wrote:
    My evil plan is to play Justin Bieber music/videos on every radio and TV station respectively in every district, suburb, parish, state - in every country around the world, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

    Of course - 'The Pinball Wizard' may disagree 8-)

    Evil? That would be pure heaven! Go Justin go!

    Heaven? - more like go directly to hell Justin, Do not pass Go, Do not collect $200, if they don't get you in jail the Devil will ;)
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Unless my demands are met, I will ...........

    I've always liked the idea ( For a thriller etc) of a Genetic Bomb which could eliminate an
    entire Race of people, you'd get a few quid for not using that.
    The Plunging the Moon out of orbit to crash in to the Earth, is good
    Subliminal control, using drugged water and hidden messages in all media, I do like as well
    But I'd stick to the good old traditional, team of world wide suicide bombers, but with small
    nuclear dirty bombs, which I'll only stop for a nice fee....... Then a Holiday. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    What would your evil plan be?

    I dunno. I'd probably just author somebody's pain, I suppose.
  • cheldcheld Posts: 300MI6 Agent
    I'd win the DB10 and then drive it even though it's not street-legal. BWHAHAHA. :v
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Bind Higgins to a chair in front of a big screen and play TLD and LTK on a continuous loop.
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    I'd run for President of the United States.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,988Quartermasters
    chrisisall wrote:
    I'd run for President of the United States.

    :)) That took longer than I thought it would {[]
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  • Saunders009Saunders009 Posts: 26MI6 Agent
    I would release SHARKS WITH FRICKIN LAZERS ON THEIR HEADS!
  • Willard WhyteWillard Whyte Posts: 166MI6 Agent
    What would your evil plan be?


    Buy Chelsea
    I smell a rat
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    First, I would build a full scale, fully functioning replica of Stromberg's lair.

    Then, I will launch an American nuclear missile into an American submarine. Then a British nuclear missile into a British submarine. And a Russian nuclear missile into a Russian submarine.

    Then I watch as the three countries have no clue what the hell is going on.

    I set up my own secret service.

    And create a torture chamber in my lair where I strap my prisoners to a chair (like in A Clockwork Orange) and run 1967 Casino Royale on a continuous loop.

    That is all I would do.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    I'd run for President of the United States.

    :)) That took longer than I thought it would {[]

    But many would say that's already been done. The only discussion would be witch president or presidential candidate :D
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    I'd run for President of the United States.

    :)) That took longer than I thought it would {[]

    But many would say that's already been done. The only discussion would be witch president or presidential candidate :D
    *CoughTrump*
    8-) 8-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
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