What job would Bond have if he weren’t in the security services?

osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
What job would Bond have if he weren’t in the security services?

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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    I'd imagine that he'd rise through the ranks in the navy
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As Fleming used much of himself in his creation, like many writers. I say Bond
    Would have moved into publishing, so he could still travel, and have some excitement
    as a journalist, perhaps as a Ross Kemp sort of investigator. :)
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  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,651MI6 Agent
    James Bond would be an insurance adjustor like Bob Parr, a.k.a., Mr. Incredible:
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  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    Book Bond would have worked for an actual international import/export company. An actor the movie Bond would become.
  • Agent LeeAgent Lee Posts: 254MI6 Agent
    Given his orphaned background and alienated childhood, I think he might have gone into crime...big jewel/bank heists and things like that -{
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  • welshguy34welshguy34 Posts: 219MI6 Agent
    Armed forces I expect. Army or Navy.
  • OakvaleOakvale Pennsylvania Posts: 155MI6 Agent
    A life of crime with a dash of Robin Hood is definitely a likely scenario.
  • zaphod99zaphod99 Posts: 1,415MI6 Agent
    Racing driver.
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Oakvale wrote:
    A life of crime with a dash of Robin Hood is definitely a likely scenario.

    So we both picture Bond as Simon Templar?
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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,134MI6 Agent
    A restaurant critic, probably for The Times.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,668MI6 Agent
    A security guard at a bank.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,191Chief of Staff
    The scent and smoke and sweat of a bank are nauseating at three in the afternoon. James Bond suddenly knew he was tired, though he still had an hour until the bank closed. His role as security guard made his plan, formulated during his military years, so much simpler. There would be no problem with the getaway, given his racing background, and his acting experience would help him bluff his way past any police.
    A stab of hunger reminded him of the elegant restaurant he'd arranged to patronise that evening , and how he was looking forward to reviewing it, probably for the Times. It certainly made a change from adjusting insurance, he thought.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Perhaps James Bond would have taken up writing, a series of adventures with the character
    Ian Fleming 007 ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,651MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    The scent and smoke and sweat of a bank are nauseating at three in the afternoon. James Bond suddenly knew he was tired, though he still had an hour until the bank closed. His role as security guard made his plan, formulated during his military years, so much simpler. There would be no problem with the getaway, given his racing background, and his acting experience would help him bluff his way past any police.
    A stab of hunger reminded him of the elegant restaurant he'd arranged to patronise that evening , and how he was looking forward to reviewing it, probably for the Times. It certainly made a change from adjusting insurance, he thought.

    A James of all trades!

    Something some of us can relate with… Before falling asleep every night James Bond lies there wondering, albeit modestly how someone as multi-talented as himself had failed making subtle yet key decisions in life to miss his true calling. What that calling might be is a complete mystery, except that his “now” is not it. If serendipity and fate had somehow found him in that profession, he would know it. “All these meaningless roles and dead end jobs…and mother might have made it worse had I given in to her meddling before the war to have me work for that stuffy admiral…yawn.” :))
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  • Agent LeeAgent Lee Posts: 254MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    Oakvale wrote:
    A life of crime with a dash of Robin Hood is definitely a likely scenario.

    So we both picture Bond as Simon Templar?

    That makes three of us. The more I think about it, the more interesting and fun and I think it would be to see a fanfic or limited run comic or something where James Bond never joins the service and ends up a dashing thief and con man. He could still run into classic villains (maybe even pull off a heist or two for Goldfinger, only to work against him later), drive an Aston Martin, and wear even flashier suits. Seriously, I might have to start working on this fan fic right away
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  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,699MI6 Agent
    I think Bond would make a good Bartender.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,668MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    I think Bond would make a good Bartender.

    He'd certainly know how to make the perfect martini anyway! :D
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    I think Bond would make a good Bartender.

    He'd certainly know how to make the perfect martini anyway! :D

    Actually, he doesn't know how to make the perfect martini. His famous drink is a corruption of the martini. A shaken martini is wrong to the connoisseurs.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,668MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    Mr Martini wrote:
    I think Bond would make a good Bartender.

    He'd certainly know how to make the perfect martini anyway! :D

    Actually, he doesn't know how to make the perfect martini. His famous drink is a corruption of the martini. A shaken martini is wrong to the connoisseurs.

    Well I did have that in mind too but still I couldn't resist making a quip about it. :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,651MI6 Agent
    By sheer, daily exposure to alcoholic drinks throughout his adult life via restaurants, bars and clubs that are the best that London and the world has to offer, along with businesses that supply his liquor for home consumption, I think Bond knows how to make the most common cocktails, including whatever the "perfect" martini is supposed to be. The variations and derivatives of the Martini that he drinks are just what he prefers.
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,668MI6 Agent
    superado wrote:
    By sheer, daily exposure to alcoholic drinks throughout his adult life via restaurants, bars and clubs that are the best that London and the world has to offer, along with businesses that supply his liquor for home consumption, I think Bond knows how to make the most common cocktails, including whatever the "perfect" martini is supposed to be. The variations and derivatives of the Martini that he drinks are just what he prefers.

    Well that's certainly true, superado. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    He would work in insurance bonds ....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond would have stayed, working his way through a string of married ladies, letting them
    buy him expensive presents etc,......................... that's how I earn 90% of my income. :D
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  • BleuvilleBleuville Posts: 384MI6 Agent
    welshguy34 wrote:
    Armed forces I expect. Army or Navy.


    Become a Golf Pro at a golf club. His favourite sport and a chance for affairs with the women players.
    Like the wife in the Quantum Of Solace short story.

    Bleuville.
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    Gassy Man wrote:
    An actor the movie Bond would become.


    This post courtesy of Yoda, it seems.

    I can't really imagine Bond doing anything else, but I do think he would be the same sort of person, popular with the ladies, lover of finer things, highly intelligent and educated etc.
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  • BleuvilleBleuville Posts: 384MI6 Agent
    Bleuville wrote:
    welshguy34 wrote:
    Armed forces I expect. Army or Navy.


    Become a Golf Pro at a golf club. His favourite sport and a chance for affairs with the women players.
    Like the wife in the Quantum Of Solace short story. It was Rhoda Llewellyn wife of Philip Masters.

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Well, as Bond said in SPECTRE, it was either that or the priesthood! :)) :))
    a reasonable rate of return
  • UnderwaterBattle007UnderwaterBattle007 Posts: 284MI6 Agent
    It's not unknown for men who work in the same enviroment as Bond, with all the killing etc, to turn to religion or suicide.

    There is a well known documented case of a former SAS operative Frank Collins who wrote a book, "Baptism of Fire".

    He became a vicar of St Peters with St Owens, and St James in Hereford.

    He was also padre to 23 SAS and also Chaplain of the Parachute Regiment.

    He committed suicide aged 41.

    He was the first SAS man to enter the Iranian Embassy siege in London 1980. (All courtesy of Wikipedia).

    I do remember reading it in the paper at the time, and thinking what a sad end to such a brave man.

    To lighten the mood Sean Connery used to deliver milk in Edinburg, so maybe Bond could have become a milkman!!
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