Kronsteen's honey trap comes good
Napoleon Plural
LondonPosts: 10,272MI6 Agent
PTS: Something involving a man in a Trump mask being stalked around the Kremlin at night...
Theme song (sung by Lulu)
He has the powerful weapon
He has the nuclear codes
When he comes, he don't bring flowers
The Man With The Golden... Perm
Camera settles on Bond/Trump standing in front of M's desk, days before inauguration.
M: This is disturbing footage indeed. What have you to..
Bond: Nah, I'm not answering you. You're fake. Not talking to you.
M: I knew it was too early to promote..
Bond: Not answering! Zippit!
M: But...
Bond: Zppp! I've got a whole bag of Zpppp here, just for you.
(carries on ad infinitum...)
Theme song (sung by Lulu)
He has the powerful weapon
He has the nuclear codes
When he comes, he don't bring flowers
The Man With The Golden... Perm
Camera settles on Bond/Trump standing in front of M's desk, days before inauguration.
M: This is disturbing footage indeed. What have you to..
Bond: Nah, I'm not answering you. You're fake. Not talking to you.
M: I knew it was too early to promote..
Bond: Not answering! Zippit!
M: But...
Bond: Zppp! I've got a whole bag of Zpppp here, just for you.
(carries on ad infinitum...)
"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Comments
Kronsteen: Because it's so obviously a trap. My reading of the Trumpian mentality is that he's a complete dumbass.
Number One: All that the press are saying could be true...