Which Bond would you be if you could be him and why?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I remember watching that scene as a kid with my Dad, who said
    when the girl offered Bond the rose, " She must be the Gardner" :D
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  • superdaddysuperdaddy englandPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    So many great memories watching those films TP and they were big events a Bond film on TV, first time Dr No was on about 1975 they were advertising it about 3 months before, happy days -{
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yep {[] I remember those adverts :)) , thinking as a boy. Bloody hell
    My Dad seems pretty excited this Bond chap is coming on the TV. :D
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  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Definitely Moonraker!

    Getting Goodhead and flying into space must be a real treat :))
    Furthermore Venice is such a lovely place.
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  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    I'm going to take this topic in a slightly different direction and choose to be actress Samantha Bond (a young GoldenEye Samantha Bond, not the wrinkly crop-top haired Moneypenny from Die Another Day), disrobe, and stare at myself in a mirror for about 6 hours.
  • zaphod99zaphod99 Posts: 1,415MI6 Agent
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    Gassy Man wrote:
    It's an interesting question depending on the angle.

    In terms of overall charm, masculinity, smoothness, intelligence and such, Connery.

    In terms of fun, probably Moore. But here's the thing: Connery's Bond really never suffered great loss, the closest he came being Aki in You Only Live Twice. For the most part, he was spared deep emotional challenges.

    Lazenby, Moore, and Dalton, however, have all suffered from Tracy's loss. There's no mention in the Brosnan films that I can recall of that, but he has Paris and, I suppose, Elektra, who the film suggested was a kind of Tracy figure.

    Craig's Bond, however, has suffered the most. Three films have dealt with the lingering effects of Vesper, and the one that didn't took M. In fact, of all the Bonds, his is the least able to enjoy a normal or frivolous life.

    True. I keep hoping that he can have a little fun, or enjoy himself a bit at least before or after ( or maybe even during the mayhem) I love those little moments, Brozzer enjoying the remote driving or Sean cheekily setting of the alarm in TB. I liked it when Daniel deliberately smashed up that creep's car in CR and would like to see more of that. If we can move on from personal drama he might just be able to let go a bit. Otherwise his life is just miserable and who would want to aspire to that? We get a small sense of this with some of the playfulness in SP and Daniel does a great job of it when given the chance. Next stop hollowed out Volcanoes and guilt free rumpy-pumpy I hope (but not too much)
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  • welshguy34welshguy34 Posts: 219MI6 Agent
    Connery for me easily. Best suits, best cars and maybe the best girls.
  • Penfold HeartPenfold Heart Posts: 159MI6 Agent
    Connery 100%.

    He had everything Bond should have.
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    Is anyone tempted to say Craig in SP.
    I mean. He seemed to be having a lot of fun. Swann was great :x

    Any chance of anyone wanting to be Bond in SP is quickly gone when the thought of that drill entering his face pops into mind!

    My first thought was Connery for the sole purpose of having the best looking girls - Domino, Fiona, Sylvia, Honey, Tanya, Pussy, Plenty, Jill, Helga, Jill, the gypsies, Miss Taro, etc.

    But on second thought, Moore had a beautiful array of Bond babes as well, especially Solitaire, Stacey and Magda, whilst also skiing, climbing, diving (with scuba gear and in a car), etc. He had great stunts and thrills, gets laid often and is one of the smoothest gentleman around. So I'd probably go with Moore.

    Actually, before I thought of Connery, I thought Brosnan would be my pick, because of and Paris, Natalya, Elektra, Christmas, Molly, Jinx, Miranda, Inga, Peaceful, etc. But then I remembered the NK torture, so I quickly changed my mind!
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Roger Moore. To him spying was just something to do while living the high life, no tragedies, just drinking a womanizing :D
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Connery, because he seems to be the archetype for everything a man should be.
  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 583MI6 Agent
    Connery, because he seems to be the archetype for everything a man should be.

    bald?
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Connery, because he seems to be the archetype for everything a man should be.

    bald?

    Bald and bearded is manly as it's the opposite of what feminine is (hopefully).
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Many women simply love a bald man. ;)
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  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Connery, because he seems to be the archetype for everything a man should be.

    bald?
    well, when he had hair. But he's tall, big build, rugged and masculine, etc.
  • Herr MichaelHerr Michael Posts: 360MI6 Agent
    I'd have to be Brosnan just for the suits and cars. Craig for the bad-assery.
  • Agent LeeAgent Lee Posts: 254MI6 Agent
    I'd be Lazenby, for one reason and one reason only:

    THE SUITS
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  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 583MI6 Agent
    Connery, because he seems to be the archetype for everything a man should be.

    bald?
    well, when he had hair. But he's tall, big build, rugged and masculine, etc.

    I obviously meant it as a joke; Connery is the man. And hairloss allegedly caused by testosterone. Nuff said.
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  • Beatles5@outlook.comBeatles5@outlook.com Posts: 2MI6 Agent
    Roger Moore because he is handsome, funny, charming, and has the best movies in the series. Especially Live And Let Die
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Connery of course, the "real" James Bond. Why aspire to less? :D
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  • caractacus pottscaractacus potts Orbital communicator, level 10Posts: 3,907MI6 Agent
    I think MooreBond scored a better class of chick than ConneryBond generally did
    too many of the leading ladies in Connery's films are beauty contest winners who cant act, and thus their parts are diminished from what Fleming had written.
    whereas the female characters in Moore's films (at least starting with the 3rd) are as competent and intelligent as he is, sometimes more, and the actresses playing them are capable of carrying a bigger part of the film

    plus they always ended up in those escape pods complete with hifi and chilled champagne, so that's pretty posh
  • Revolver66Revolver66 Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 470MI6 Agent
    Connery. Dare I say, the coolest man on the planet.
  • weaRNTearweaRNTear Posts: 5MI6 Agent
    Connery of course, the "real" James Bond. Why aspire to less? :D
    Can't argue with this.

    Would also like to be Brosnan because he went to Cuba twice :)) a place I really want to visit.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I think MooreBond scored a better class of chick than ConneryBond generally did
    too many of the leading ladies in Connery's films are beauty contest winners who cant act, and thus their parts are diminished from what Fleming had written.
    whereas the female characters in Moore's films (at least starting with the 3rd) are as competent and intelligent as he is, sometimes more, and the actresses playing them are capable of carrying a bigger part of the film

    plus they always ended up in those escape pods complete with hifi and chilled champagne, so that's pretty posh

    Agree to disagree but of all the women in Connery's era as opposed to Moore's, I'd pick Connery's every day of the week.

    Quite simply the list is endless. Ursula Andress, Zena Marshall, Daniela Bianchi, Claudine Auger, Luciana Paluzzi (who is not only gorgeous but is probably the best femme fatale Bond woman there has been), Honor Blackman and Shirley Eaton are all Bond women I'd put in front of any of even the best ones that were in the Moore films.

    A lot of the female characters roles are diminished from Fleming's novels (Tiffany Case is a prime example) regardless of whether it was Connery, Moore or whoever. As for saying they (beauty contest winners) can't act, personally I can't find fault with any of the women I mentioned whereas actresses like Lynn-Holly Johnson, Grace Jones, Gloria Hendry, Britt Ekland and Barbara Bach leave me cold and this may have something to do with the films, but back to the subject. I'd be Connery; went to the best locations, dresses as well as anyone, had the moves, the charm, the looks (so did Brosnan and Moore admittedly), the coldness and I feel he (and Craig) is what Fleming had in mind as a spy.
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  • JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
    I would be my own James Bond! But i do not think the world is ready yet for a African 007!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    I think MooreBond scored a better class of chick than Connery

    While I would generally agree with you here - but:

    Connery had Claudine Auger. That would be reason alone to go for him :D
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    Roger Moore. He had it easy. Not much work, a lot of luxury, a lot of beautiful women. I don't remember him getting tortured even once. Not my favourite Bond, but my favourite if I could be him.
  • caractacus pottscaractacus potts Orbital communicator, level 10Posts: 3,907MI6 Agent
    thinking more about those well-appointed escape pods Moore kept ending up in...
    Connery had to make do with liferafts in most of his films, they never had chilled champagne and a hifi
    and Moore only really ended up in escape pods his first couple of films
    his last three he's basically moved himself into the ladies' home!
    I mean, I would much rather have an open ended invitation to sleep over in that octopus shaped bed, than be trying to grab a quick boink in a cramped unstable liferaft with Felix shouting at me through a megaphone from mere metres away
  • Mr_OsatoMr_Osato Posts: 398MI6 Agent
    I love Bond, but the only Bonds I wished I could be are Connery and Brosnan. Both of them had that extra bit of class in combination with everything else that Bond is supposed be: humor, masculinity, handsome.
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    1. Connery 2. Craig 3. Brosnan 4. Dalton 5. Lazenby 6. Moore
  • Miles MesservyMiles Messervy Posts: 1,757MI6 Agent
    Connery. Second place is Roger, but it's not really close.
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