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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I don't know?? Higgins gets months and weeks confused so on that basis he could 127!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,189Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Sex, drugs and Rock'n Poll

    Trust you to bring politics into it. 8-)
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Hate that iPad keyboard!! X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Hate that iPad keyboard!! X-(
    Theyre not made for big manly hands.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,189Chief of Staff
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    I see that Barbel is in good and political spirit.

    Maybe it's the right moment to ask for reopening the Trump thread? :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Not a chance :)) :))

    Re the Grecian 2000 I tried it for ages but found the skin around my temples started looking a bit grubby, and then some of the hair turned a bit orange (not even 'strawberry blond', mind :# ) so eventually I packed it in. My advice would be not to overdo it -{
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Still no grey/white hairs on my head, but I grew a beard earlier this year and my chin was completely white. So now I can be clean-shaven and be described as "a young man" or grow a beard and be called a "dirty old man" depending on the mood I'm in.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,189Chief of Staff
    Not a chance :)) :))

    My friend C&D speaks the truth. :)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Here's TP and I in the S&BS last night, you can clearly see the effects the Grecian 2000 has had on my hair:

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ^ :)) :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I'm sold! I'm going to pop out now and get me some!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And not a bad aftertaste either with it . :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,189Chief of Staff
    ... with an overdose of Bon Bois?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Sorry to hear about the explosions in Germany, a dortmund footballer was injured on the team bus, hopefully no one else was.

    They've got the guy!

    Turns out that it was a native Russian with a german passport who planned all this for MONEY!!!!!

    His plan was to weaken the Borussia Dortmund shares and pull his options which he bought at that day (15000 papers) in his hotel room which had visual access to the passing bus.

    It's devastating to see what people are prepared to do to get some money ("best" case 4 million Euros).
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I'm no financial wiz, but for the life of me I still can't figure out how this works. It's a bit like the Casino Royale plot point with the airline explosion which makes a fortune for Le Chiffre when the airline's stocks plummet. I've read the newspapers reports today on the alleged Dortmund bomber, but if there's a financier/investment advisor who can explain how this works in layman's terms, I would very much appreciate it.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    It's basically a bet for the future.
    Let's assume that before the attack, Dortmund stock was 40.
    You buy a contract to sell the share next monday for that price.

    If the share goes down to 30 after the attack, you make 10 profit with each contract because now you can buy them for 30 but can sell for 40.
    Multiply that with 15000 contracts and you win a lot of money.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Nicely put Higgins, and well done the polizei. Of course he was probably hoping everyone would assume terrorism and concentrate their investigation on that basis.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    He actually left 3 'confession letters' leading to radical islamic groups
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Classic misdirection, but the modus operandi was totally different to the kind of thing we've seen from Islamic terrorists. I hope they throw the book at him.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just charge him as a terrorist, :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    I could listen to this until the cows come home :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fglBL7eQIA
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Classic misdirection, but the modus operandi was totally different to the kind of thing we've seen from Islamic terrorists. I hope they throw the book at him.

    Well, he was plain stupid.
    Ordering those options so short noticed and so many with a consumer credit rang the alarm bell of his bank.
    He used the hotel's WIFI to place the order and when he checked in, he complained that his room had no street view.

    After the attack when everything went wild, he calmly went to the restaurant and ordered his dinner.

    It seems that he was not very bright in all his plannings. His chances for not getting caught after all this where less than zero :D
    And yes, he should get charged for terrorism - but unfortunately that won't happen.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Classic misdirection, but the modus operandi was totally different to the kind of thing we've seen from Islamic terrorists. I hope they throw the book at him.

    Well, he was plain stupid.
    Ordering those options so short noticed and so many with a consumer credit rang the alarm bell of his bank.
    He used the hotel's WIFI to place the order and when he checked in, he complained that his room had no street view.

    After the attack when everything went wild, he calmly went to the restaurant and ordered his dinner.

    It seems that he was not very bright in all his plannings. His chances for not getting caught after all this where less than zero :D
    And yes, he should get charged for terrorism - but unfortunately that won't happen.

    It's remarkable how some people think being clandestine is so easy, with training you can make yourself invisible, and with some smart planning he could have have pulled this off. Thankfully he sounds like an amateur, and a dangerous one at that.
    Using Islamic extremism as a misdirection tool would only work if he followed the m.o used by such people, which he wouldn't be aware of unless he was in law enforcement or a terrorist cell. He should be charged with terrorism along with attempted murder, fraud, wounding with intent, wreckless endangerment, bomb making and stupidity!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    It was a bit like he was wearing a helmet with a flashing red light on it and a sign 'It was me!' :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    It's basically a bet for the future.
    Let's assume that before the attack, Dortmund stock was 40.
    You buy a contract to sell the share next monday for that price.

    If the share goes down to 30 after the attack, you make 10 profit with each contract because now you can buy them for 30 but can sell for 40.
    Multiply that with 15000 contracts and you win a lot of money.

    Thanks Dr Higgy-poo, it makes complete sense now. I couldn't figure out how you make quick money by stock plummeting. Makes sense.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He must have been watching Casino Royale ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    He must have been watching Casino Royale ;)

    Exactly. But he should have realised that if a criminal mastermind like Le Chiffre couldn't get away with it, neither would he!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He obviously nailed the "slimy bugger" part though ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Look what came in the mail today! *Really happy face*

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    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
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