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Topic: If you were a madman...

If you were an evil madman who wanted to takeover/destroy the world I've got a few questions.

1 What would your evil organization be called.

2 What would fuction as your secret, evil lair.

3 What would your evil plot be.

4 What would your evil henchmen look like.

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If you were an evil madman who wanted to takeover/destroy the world I've got a few questions.

1 What would your evil organization be called.

CHORIMORCOSA: Chorizos and Morcillas of Colombia S.A.: Department of World Dommination

or maybe pirigautenos (a name i've wanted to use for something since i can remember... it doesn't mean anything)

2 What would fuction as your secret, evil lair.

Maybe an ammusment park - as in Beverly Hills Cop III

3 What would your evil plot be.

To Buy all the propierties in a country, be an evil man with very bad feelings for all the people and start some kind of revolution finnanced by other organization and mine appearing to restore order (and having collected valuable and usefull resourses like gold, oil, water... beats me)

4 What would your evil henchmen look like.

A guy pretty much like a rat, maybe ratface, with a suit full of bullets, six handguns, two machine guns, two shotguns and a sword. why have only one perfect thug when you can have a whole army, and of course, i've would create some kind of evil resourses (give evil social security and all that stuff)

but i really like the "Random task" dude from Austin Powers

Childish, but funny... your turn evilhenchman, or perhaps i could hire your services?


EDIT: SOMETHING ABOUT EVIL RESOURSES AND MAYOR TYPO ALL OVER IT(sorry)

Last edited by Johmss (3rd Oct 2006 05:02)

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My evil organization:
S.K.U.l.l

My evil lair:
A hollowed out ancient ruin in egypt.

My evil plan:
Use a radiation beam to evaporate the oceans unless paid off.

My evil henchmen:
Co9nstruction workers with german army hats.

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My evil lair
In the nevada desert

my evil plot
To steal a nuclear weapon the same thing I always do

my henchmen
mustafa frau random task and number 2

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Rogue would argue that I already WAS a madman but I'll play this game.

1 What would your evil organization be called.

Warren Industries

2 What would fuction as your secret, evil lair.

A Swiss Chateau

3 What would your evil plot be.

To dominate the iPod market by destroying their facilities by making volcanoes erupt.

4 What would your evil henchmen look like.

One would be named Penny Decks and Jan Po, and a minor henchman in New Year.

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evilhenchman wrote:

If you were an evil madman who wanted to takeover/destroy the world I've got a few questions.

1 What would your evil organization be called.

2 What would fuction as your secret, evil lair.

3 What would your evil plot be.

4 What would your evil henchmen look like.

1. I think Cable Com World Wide has a nice ring to it.

2. A Luxury Yacht. Bigger than your normal Luxury yacht, but not quite as big as a cruise ship. It would have it all. Full service kitchen, bowling alley (2 lanes), fully stocked bar, Cable TV getting all the channels, Helicopter landing pad and.....did I miss anything?

3. My evil plot would be to dominte the internet service provider industry. I would hatch a plan that would make all other ISPs download time slower then what I would offer. I'd offer 100 times faster load and download times. I'd have my evil henchman hack into the other providers servers, and have them slow down the other providers service.

4. My henchman would be kind of geeky looking. They'd be the sterotypical look of a computer nerd. I'd also have a strongarmed henchman also. Haven't thought of names yet. Most likely the computer geeks would have geeky type names (as not to offend anyone, just pick the name of the biggest computer geek you know, and that's the name of my computer henchman). Off the top of my head, my strongarmed henchmans name would be....... Sideshow.

Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope

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2. A Luxury Yacht... It would have it all: ... Cable TV ...

Not to spoil the fun, but shouldn't a yacht with cable be rather easy to locate?

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PoorMansJB wrote:

2. A Luxury Yacht... It would have it all: ... Cable TV ...

Not to spoil the fun, but shouldn't a yacht with cable be rather easy to locate?

Good point. Then maybe Satelitte TV would work better.

Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope

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Name: Z.O.M.B.I.E. (it would stand for something! ajb007/biggrin  )

Lair: In the core of a casino, where no one is aloud to be in. (you know what I am talking about!)

PLAN: TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!

HENCHMEN: a zombie, obviously.

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... where no one is aloud to be in.

I'm reminded of an album out decades ago titled "No Fun Aloud." I think you meant "allowed" ...

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Not sure if this has been posted before, but I thought I would share "The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord".  Funny stuff.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

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1 EVANGELIST WORLD ORGANISATI0N
2 UNDERGROUND LAIR WITH HIDDEN HATCH ON THE GROUND
3 CONTROL THE WORLDS SECRET ORGANISATIONS (MI5, CIA, FBI etc).
4 ONE EYED PEOPLE.

"You're in the wrong business... leave it to the professionals!"
James Bond- Licence To Kill

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1. My organisation would be called Extreme Villainy In Lairs (E.V.I.L.)  ajb007/biggrin

2. My lair would have to change location on a regular basis, or else I would have to have several, having rather limited the locations in which I can commit my villainy by the name of my organisation. I think I would probably have several, and one would be moving so a yacht or a plane would have to be one of them. It would have a bar and a pool, also a mini pool that contains tigers with laser beams attached to their heads. Bar staff and servants go without saying. A helicopter and pad. Leopard skin carpets with tiger skin rugs, just to remind my pets that no one is indispensable if they do a bad job.  ajb007/shifty

3. My evil plot would be to demand £100 billion or else I would destroy an area the size of Wales, although would emphasise that it would not actually be Wales as no one would be much fussed and certainly wouldn't pay £100 billion for me not to.  ajb007/takecover  Somewhere like Newcastle, Northern Ireland or anywhere else that has a large amount of mobile phone call centres. If I were to destroy them, 1000s of people would be trapped on contracts with '3' and O2 forever and ever!  ajb007/shifty

4. My henchmen would consist primarily of athletes who were disqualified from professional sports for taking performance enhancement drugs. Sport may see it as cheating but I see them as superhumans who are now in need of a new career. I can give this to the strongest, fastest, and best shooters. If they were in something like the decathlon they would be paid extra for having many skills enhanced by drugs banned in sport. They would be loyal to me because they know that no one else will give them a job. I'd probably have a few in from the same Henchman Agency that Jaws worked for too.

I enjoyed that far too much!  ajb007/biggrin   ajb007/shifty

Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation ajb007/martini
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"It's about knowing you shouldn't look, but wanting to, and maybe getting more than you bargained for."

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Can I please add another question to this thread?

5. What way would you try and kill of Bond at the last third of the film?

I love a ride in the country, don't you?

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5. I would have him brought to me and when he says "so are you going to tell me what your plan is then?" I will reply "no" and shoot him.  ajb007/lol

Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation ajb007/martini
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"It's about knowing you shouldn't look, but wanting to, and maybe getting more than you bargained for."

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Youre thinking the same as me, Felix. I've always thought why do they tell him his whole plan then set up some weird contraption to kill him, ors something like that. I would of just shot him too ajb007/smile

I love a ride in the country, don't you?

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It's sort of tradition now I guess  ajb007/lol  Perhaps it is because they are so mad it doesn't occur to them to simply shoot him? They need to gloat to someone to boost their egos, or to show off how evil they are.

Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation ajb007/martini
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"It's about knowing you shouldn't look, but wanting to, and maybe getting more than you bargained for."

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It would also be a VERY short Movie, if they did just shoot him.   ajb007/lol

1, OHMSS.  2,CR.   3, LTK.  4, FRWL.  5, Skyfall.

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Oh no, Thunderpussy. It would be a regular length. We would go through everything else that usually happens and the audience would know that Bond had already stopped the evil plan. It's just that instead of ending with Bond managing to kill the villain, Bond would get shot.  ajb007/shifty   ajb007/lol

Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation ajb007/martini
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"It's about knowing you shouldn't look, but wanting to, and maybe getting more than you bargained for."