Ultimate or Worst Bond

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
edited March 2009 in The James Bond Films
In keeping with some other Topics I was wondering if any members had a view on the best/worst of Bond films, If they Had to make a new film from the best/worst bits from the series, eg

IMNO, My Nightmare Bond Film
Pre-Titles ..... LTK
Titles ..... QOS
Theme ..... AWTD or DAD
Bond ..... Sean Connery DAF
Leading Lady ... Tanya Roberts AVTAK
Villan ..... Dominic Greene
Henchman ..... Nick-Nack
Plot ..... Stealing Bolivian Water
Stupid Gadget .. The Invisible Car
Stunt/Action ... Fight in Glass Factory MR

IMNO, My Dream Bond Film
Pre-Titles ..... TLD
Titles ..... TSWLM
Theme ..... You Know My Name / LALD
Bond ..... T Dalton, TLD
Leading Lady ... Eva Green
Villan ..... Blofeld, OHMSS
Henchman ..... Red Grant
Plot ..... Goldfinger
Best Gadget .... DB5 Goldfinger
Stunt/Action ... Running Across Croc's Backs LALD

Just Listed The Top Ten Points I could Think Off. ;)
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  • SeanConnery007SeanConnery007 The Bond Archive - London, EngPosts: 169MI6 Agent
    Really like this idea, so heres mine:

    My Nightmare Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... YOLT or LALD
    Titles ..... FYEO or QOS
    Theme ..... FYEO
    Bond ..... Sean Connery DAF
    Leading Lady ... Tiffany Case DAF
    Villan ..... Blofeld DAF or any from OP
    Henchman ..... Stamper TND or Nick Nack TMWTGG
    Plot ..... FYEO or OP
    Stupid Gadget .. Invisible Car DAD
    Stunt/Action ... any from DAD

    IMNO, My Dream Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... GE or TLD
    Titles ..... GE or CR
    Theme ..... You Know My Name / GoldenEye
    Bond ..... T Dalton, TLD
    Leading Lady ... Eva Green or Teresa Bond
    Villan ..... Alec Trevelyn GE
    Henchman ..... Jaws TSWLM
    Plot ..... GE
    Best Gadget .... Aston Martin TLD
    Stunt/Action ... TLD or GE
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I see we're Both Dalton Fans, and on Seeing Your list I might Change My Worst Bond To Connery In DAF He Did Look Bored.
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  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    edited March 2009
    Pre-Titles ..... CR/GE/QOS/TLD
    Titles ..... GE/TND/CR
    Theme ..... You Know My Name / GoldenEye /TWINE
    Bond ..... Daniel Craig/QOS
    Leading Lady ... Eva Green or girl who played Domino
    Villan ..... Alec Trevelyn GE
    Henchman ..... Stamper TND/Red Grant FRWL
    Plot ..... GE/CR/FRWL
    Best Gadget .... Aston Martin DBS
    Stunt/Action ... any action scene from CR

    thats my ultimate, and now my worst

    Pre-Titles ..... FYEO/MR
    Titles ..... DN/FYEO
    Theme ..... die another day,another way to die Bond ..... Roger moore-any of his films,especially AVTAK
    Leading Lady ... girl in DAF
    Villan ..... elliot carver,DAF Blofeld
    Henchman ..... those two guys from DAF/nick nack
    Plot ..... Moonraker's plot
    Best Gadget .... Yellow car bond drives in FYEO
    Stunt/Action ... moonrakers space battle
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Moonraker, Taking Bond Into Space Was a Mistake More In Keeping With The Derek Flint Movies of the 60's.
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  • Monza860Monza860 USPosts: 501MI6 Agent
    I wouldn't know where to start for worst so I'm skipping it
    My Dream Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... CR
    Titles ..... CR
    Theme ..... You Know My Name / LALD
    Bond ..... Craig, CR
    Leading Lady ... Eva Green
    Villan ..... Le Chiffre
    Henchman ..... Bald Guy
    Plot ..... CR
    Best Gadget .... Defibrillator in DBS
    Stunt/Action ... Running across cranes at height and flipping Aston's

    What do ya know they already make it :)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    CR is near the top of my list too {[] Only Piped At The Post By OHMSS.
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  • LazyBeeLazyBee Posts: 15MI6 Agent
    IMNO, My Nightmare Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... TWINE
    Titles ..... QOS
    Theme ..... QOS
    Bond ..... Sean Connery (DAF)
    Leading Lady ... Denise Richards
    Villain ..... Dominic Greene
    Henchman ..... Jaws
    Plot ..... QoS
    Stupid Gadget .. The Invisible Car OR Jet Pack (which is onscreen for 15 seconds in TB)
    Stunt/Action ... Scaramanga's circus-y thing

    IMNO, My Dream Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... TLD
    Titles ..... CR
    Theme ..... The Living Daylights / A-HA!!!! <3
    Bond ..... Dalton OR Lazenby
    Leading Lady ... Eva Green
    Villain ..... Blofeld (OHMSS) OR Max Zorin (AVTAK)
    Henchman ..... Red Grant
    Plot ..... FRWL
    Best Gadget .... Ghetto Blaster {[]
    Stunt/Action ... Bond whaling on the diminutive Oddjob (somehow reminds me of Drebin beating down on the wheelchair guy in The Naked Gun 2)
  • JimmyBond0129JimmyBond0129 United States Posts: 263MI6 Agent
    edited March 2009
    My nightmare Bond film

    Pre-titles: Tomorrow Never Dies

    Titles: Quantum of Solace

    Song: Another Way to Die (Jack White & Alicia Keys)

    Bond: Roger Moore (57 years old-A View to a Kill)

    Villian: Chistopher Walken (Max Zorin)

    Henchman: Joe Don Baker (Brad Whitaker)

    Leading Lady: Jill St. John (Tiffany Case)

    Plot: A madman tries to start World War III. (Tomorrow Never Dies)

    Stupid gadget: X-ray camera (Licence to Kill)

    Stupid stunt: Motorcycle sky drive (GoldenEye)


    My dream Bond film

    Pre-Titles: Casino Royale

    Titles: Casino Royale

    Song: You Know My Name (Chris Cornell)

    Bond: Sean Connery (32 years old-Dr. No)

    Villain: Mads Mikkelsen (Le Chiffe)

    Henchmen: Robert Shaw (Red Grant)

    Leading Lady: Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)

    Plot: Bond enters a high-stakes poker game against a man who finances the world's terrorists. (Casino Royale)

    Best gadget: Golden gun with golden bullets (The Man with the Golden Gun)

    Cool stunt: Astion Martin flipping over seven times (Casino Royale)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I Have To Agree On The Titles To QOS Bring Back D Kleinmam, And Welcome On-Board Lazybee.You Like Blofeld (T Savalas) I Too Thought He Was The Best, Though I Think You'll Find We're In The Minority {[]
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  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    edited April 2015
    Well, since the thread on LEAST favourite Bond film was closed and this one was recommended….

    My nightmare Bond film: (I added a few more categories)

    Gunbarrel Sequence: QoS or Skyfall
    Pre-titles: From Russia With Love, FYEO, or Casino Royale
    Titles: Casino Royale
    Song: You Know My Name in Casino Royale
    Bond: Clifton James
    Villian: Telly Savalas as Blofeld
    Henchman: Mr. Kil (I'll just use the laser)
    Leading Lady: Jinx or Bibi Dahl (I wanna win the gold medal)
    Plot: Skyfall
    Gadget: Invisible Car
    Stunt: Sky dive after airplane in GoldenEye or CGI ice-surfing from DAD.
    Soundtrack: Bill Conti FYEO
    Big Battle Climax: Thunderball
    End Credits Music: Goldeneye

    My dream Bond film would be The Spy Who Loved Me, because every thing about it is my favorite in every category. (Or close enough anyway)
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • Agent LeeAgent Lee Posts: 254MI6 Agent
    edited April 2015
    Ultimate
    Pre-Titles: CR
    Titles: FRWL
    Theme: FRWL title theme
    Bond: Daniel Craig SF (but with longer hair please)
    Villain: Silva
    Henchman: Red Grant, Baron Samedi
    Leading Lady: Honey Rider
    Plot: CR/FRWL
    Gadget: Aston Martin DB5
    Stunts/action: LTK

    Worst:
    Pre-titles: LALD
    Titles: QoS
    Theme: DAD
    Bond: Roger Moore AVTAK
    Villain: Hugo Drax
    Henchman: Wint and Kidd
    Leading Lady: Stacey Sutton
    Plot: MR
    Gadget: Aston Martin Vanquish DAD
    Stunts/Action: DAD (specifically CGI action)
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  • SpoffSpoff Posts: 244MI6 Agent
    My Nightmare Bond Film:

    Pre-Titles ..... FYEO
    Titles ..... OP
    Theme ..... OP
    Bond ..... GL OHMSS
    Leading Lady ... Barbara Bach TSWLM
    Villan ..... Silva
    Henchman ..... Stamper
    Plot ..... Silva's entire plot
    Stupid Gadget .. The Invisible Car
    Stunt/Action ... Stock car chase OHMSS


    My Dream Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... TLD
    Titles ..... CR
    Theme ..... You Know My Name
    Bond ..... T Dalton, TLD
    Leading Lady ... Eva Green
    Villain ..... Zorin AVTAK
    Henchman ..... Red Grant
    Plot ..... TLD or TB
    Best Gadget .... DB5
    Stunt/Action ... Bungee/ motorbike off cliff GE
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Just gonna say that Dominic Greene was a much more intricately acted character than Elliot Carver, and his plan to stage a coup and monopolize water was much more believable than broadcasting rights in China. Another Way to Die is a very good song because of its uniqueness, originality, lyrics and overall mood in context of the movie, but it's one of those things that is more relatable to the younger generation than the older one I understand. And Quantum of Solace is a pretty badass title. There's numerous "Die/Kill" titles, but QoS - never heard anything like that.
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  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    My Nightmare Bond Film:

    Pre-Titles ..... GE
    Titles ..... TND
    Theme ..... DAD
    Bond ..... Lazenby.....if not...Justin Bieber
    Leading Lady ... Jinx,Jinx and bloody Jinx again
    Villan ..... Trevelyan/Gustav Graves
    Henchman ..... Xenia Onatopp
    Plot ..... whatever happened in TWINE
    Stupid Gadget .. The Invisible Car
    Stunt/Action ... the ski chase in Twine


    My Dream Bond Film

    Pre-Titles ..... TSWLM
    Titles ..... LALD or OHMSS
    Theme ..... Goldfinger
    Bond ..... T Dalton, TLD
    Leading Lady ... Carole Bouquet
    Villain ..... Rosa Klebb
    Henchman ..... Red Grant/Tee Hee
    Plot ..... TLD or CR
    Best Gadget .... Lotus Esprit
    Stunt/Action ... OHMSS bobsled chase
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  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,123MI6 Agent
    IMNO, My Nightmare Bond Film
    Pre-Titles ..... DAF
    Titles ..... QOS
    Theme ..... QOS
    Bond ..... Sean Connery (DAF)
    Leading Lady ... Denise Richards
    Villain ..... Eliott Carver
    Henchman ..... Stamper
    Plot ..... DAD
    Stupid Gadget .... Aston Martin Vanish 8-)
    Stunt/Action ... Parasailing of the iceshelf DAD
    Soundtrack .... Goldeneye

    IMNO, My Dream Bond Film 
    Pre-Titles ..... TSWLM
    Titles .... TSWLM
    Theme ..... TSWLM
    Bond ..... Moore (TSWLM)
    Leading Lady ... Daniela Bianchi
    Villain ..... Goldfinger
    Henchman ..... Red Grant
    Plot ..... FRWL
    Best Gadget .... Aston Martin DB5
    Stunt/Action ... Lotus/Helicopter chase TSWLM
    Soundtrack .... OHMSS

    It's a bit like picking your World Cup dream team though. I could easily do another list of my favourite Bond 'things' I would like just as much.
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  • pyratpyrat Posts: 260MI6 Agent
    edited April 2015
    Completely subjective, may vary if you catch me at a different time... And since cars have played a major roll in many of the films I'd add a section for Hero Car and Villain Car.


    My Nightmare Bond Film:
    Pre-Titles ........ MR The shuttle uses external fule tanks so...
    Titles............... Dr. No, only because they were so dated compared to the rest.
    Theme............. LALD
    Bond................ Roger Moore
    Leading Lady ... Jinx
    Villan................ Every Blofeld following Thunderball
    Henchman....... Jaws
    Plot................. MR followed closely by Octopussy. Bond in a clown suit about sums it up.
    Stupid Gadget .. The Invisible Car
    Stunt/Action ... the parachute flying DAD/space battle in MR/Flying car takeoff TMWTGG
    Hero Car.......... Citroën 2CV, FYEO (really more silly than nightmare)
    Villian Car....... The flying AMC Matador TMWTGG

    My Dream Bond Film
    Pre-Titles .......... GE
    Titles...... ..... .....CR
    Theme ............. Goldfinger
    Bond................. Sean Connery in Goldfinger
    Leading Lady ... Dianna Rigg. Had a crush on Mrs. Peel since forever...
    Villain................Blofeld pre-YOLT
    Henchman........ Red Grant/Odd Job I am looking forward to Mr. Hinx in SPECTRE
    Plot.................. GF/TB/CR
    Best Gadget .... GF/TB/SKYFALL DB5
    Stunt/Action ... barrel rolling the AMC Hornet, even better without the sound effect.
    Hero Car.......... Aston Martin DB5 GF/TB/SKYFALL
    Villian Car........ Jaguar C-X75 SPECTRE
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  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    Nightmare Bond film:

    PTS...............YOLT
    Titles.............DAD
    Theme...........DAD
    Bond.............Lazenby
    Girl...............Jinx
    Villain............Dominic Greene
    Henchman.....Elvis
    Plot..............Thunderball
    Worst Gadget..........Jetpack
    Stunt/Action............Surfing (both scenes)
    Soundtrack..............CR 67

    Ultimate film:

    PTS.............LTK
    Titles...........GE
    Theme.........YKMN
    Bond...........Brosnan
    Girl.............Natalya
    Villain.........Zorin
    Henchman........Xenia
    Plot.............TWINE
    Best Gadget......Laser Tire slashers
    Stunt/Action......Truck chase LTK
    Soundtrack........DAD
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • sniperUKsniperUK UlsterPosts: 594MI6 Agent
    They have made my nightmare one, AVTAK , no redeeming features at all apart from the soundtrack :v
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    sniperUK wrote:
    They have made my nightmare one, AVTAK , no redeeming features at all apart from the soundtrack :v

    I will gladly disagree with you on that ;)
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  • Gala BrandGala Brand Posts: 1,172MI6 Agent
    Hmmm, so TP authored a worst of list back in '09.

    That must've come before he was named unofficial hall monitor.
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    Gala Brand wrote:
    Hmmm, so TP authored a worst of list back in '09.

    That must've come before he was named unofficial hall monitor.

    Not only that but he listed the pre-titles of LTK in his nightmare section.

    Times change?
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:
    Just gonna say that Dominic Greene was a much more intricately acted character than Elliot Carver, and his plan to stage a coup and monopolize water was much more believable than broadcasting rights in China. Another Way to Die is a very good song because of its uniqueness, originality, lyrics and overall mood in context of the movie, but it's one of those things that is more relatable to the younger generation than the older one I understand. And Quantum of Solace is a pretty badass title. There's numerous "Die/Kill" titles, but QoS - never heard anything like that.

    Quantum of Solace and From a View to a Kill were both Fleming short stories.

    Considering the amount of Die/Kill titles, I'm surprised they would use a theme song "Another Way to Die" for QoS. Sounds like an unused title for a Brosnan film.

    I enjoy reading your defense of QoS and Greene, but why are you picking on Tomorrow Never Dies and Elliot Carver? Was this a response to a previous post?
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Both Quantum of Solace wanted to be realistic movies that took on real-life enemies, but Greene's much more subtle slimey approach was much more believable than Elliot Carver's over-the-top hammy performance. His plan, albeit smaller, was much more logical and feasible. And his death was sensible to the themes of the movie overall than Carver's.
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Nightmare Bond film:

    PTS............... LALD
    Titles............. Dr No
    Theme........... NSNA
    Bond............. Dalton
    Girl............... Pam Bouvier
    Villain............Dominic Greene
    Henchman.....Elvis
    Plot..............TMWTGG
    Worst Gadget..........the Bondola (gondola in Moonraker)
    Stunt/Action............CGI Surfing, DAD
    Soundtrack..............CR 67

    Ultimate film:

    PTS.............OHMSS
    Titles...........Skyfall
    Theme......... OHMSS
    Bond...........Connery
    Girl.............Domino
    Villain......... Blofeld - Telly Savalas-style
    Henchman........OddJob
    Plot.............Thunderball
    Best Gadget...... DB5
    Stunt/Action...... Free running chase with Mollaka in CR
    Soundtrack........OHMSS
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  • DevilMayCare007DevilMayCare007 Posts: 196MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    Nightmare Bond film:

    Ultimate film:

    PTS.............OHMSS
    Titles...........Skyfall
    Theme......... OHMSS
    Bond...........Connery
    Girl.............Domino
    Villain......... Blofeld - Telly Savalas-style
    Henchman........OddJob
    Plot.............Thunderball
    Best Gadget...... DB5
    Stunt/Action...... Free running chase with Mollaka in CR
    Soundtrack........OHMSS
    ^ This would be amazing :)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I agree {[]
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] sounds good, indeed. :D who knows maybe SPECTRE may be a nod
    In that direction. ;) fingers crossed. -{
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Nightmare Bond film:

    PTS............... QoS
    Titles............. QoS
    Theme........... Another Way to Die
    Bond............. Craig
    Girl............... Stacy Sutton
    Villain............Dominic Greene
    Henchman.....Elvis
    Plot..............LTK
    Worst Gadget..........AM Vanquish
    Stunt/Action............Airport Chase in CR
    Soundtrack..............GE

    Looks like QoS is my nightmare Bond film!

    Ultimate film:

    PTS.............TB
    Titles...........DN
    Theme......... OHMSS
    Bond...........Moore
    Girl.............Kara Milovy
    Villain......... Largo
    Henchman........Jaws
    Plot.............FRWL
    Best Gadget...... DB5
    Stunt/Action...... Parachute in TSWLM
    Soundtrack........MR
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    I also want to say that the golden gate bridge fight in AVTAK is excellent.
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