Question about Jill Masterson's death

JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,236MI6 Agent
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So, if people really do **** themselves when they die, then where is the **** in jill masterson's death scene? Did Goldfinger clean it up?
1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    She went before she was painted, silly.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Where in the world did this question come from?????????????? :s
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,632MI6 Agent
    Don't poo-poo the boy's enquiry, Blackleiter!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    People poo themselves when they die?!
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,236MI6 Agent
    Yeah I was in a rather random mood when I made this thread... :))

    But yes minigeff, people do indeed **** themselves when they die.. apparently
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,308MI6 Agent
    I guess they kind of catered for that possiblity with the Strawberry Fields death scene...

    Or maybe she was painted gold too, but she'd had a massive curry the night before.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) :))
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Don't poo-poo the boy's enquiry, Blackleiter!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • JimatayJimatay Posts: 126MI6 Agent
    Not everyone sh*ts themselves when they die. Depends if they have eaten recently and if they had (you know) since. Maybe Jill popped to the bog before slipping on that blue shirt. (Maybe that's where she found it)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As far as I know On Death the Sphincter muscle relaxes and so we Void our Bowels.
    Not something a family film would show. In the same way many violent deaths lead to
    the " Dead Body " shaking and moving violently as the brain fires of many random
    signals to the nervous system.
    The old wives tale about the Hair and Nails still growing after Death, aren't true as it's
    the skin shrinking as the Body is cold. ( One of the things that lead to the Vampire Myth ).
    You also don't see the discolouration of the skin were the Blood has gathered as the Body
    lies where it fell.
    Lastly the Bacteria in our stomaches which breaks down our food. Is the same That breaks
    down our own Bodies after death.
    I'd simply put it down to family viewing, Just like as Jaws Bites the neck off people But there
    is NO Blood.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    EEEeewwwwe this thread got gross...
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Agent007jamestAgent007jamest usaPosts: 163MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    EEEeewwwwe this thread got gross...
    got gross? When you start off with post mortem poo. I think it got gross from post 1 :p
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Point taken.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Not something a family film would show

    If Saving Private Ryan avoided it on Omaha Beach with people cut open, blown apart, and having their piled up intestines showing, then I have a feeling neither would most very violent films...
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    To wrap up this rather disturbing thread, Jill Masterton was knocked out, just like Bond. When she was knocked out she was painted Gold. So she wouldn't wake up at all. (Though I'm guessing she was already nude, so...yeah)
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  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,699MI6 Agent
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    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    Women pooo? ?:)

    For Years I have been under the impression that they simply don't do that! - I mean, can you picture any of the Bond girls doing such a thing? :O
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think there are a few specialist web sites for that sort of thing. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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