Breaking the addiction: The Bond 12 Step Program

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
1) Do not watch multiple Bond movies in one day.
2) The first week try to limit Bond Movies to the weekend only.
3) The second week limit it to only Friday OR Saturday.
4) The third week do not watch a Bond movie at all, substitue a Flint or Bourne or Mission Impossible instead (this will help with the withdrawal shakes).
5) Do not use lines from Bond movies as this will only exacerbate withdrawal symptoms.
6) Watch non-spy films like Rocky or Steel Magnolias.
7) By now you should only be watching one Bond Movie per month.
8) Do not play with your PPK.
9) Avoid the Bond Films category here.
10) Give away your toy Aston Martins, Lotuses & Tom Ford stuff to the local kids.
11) You should now be watching only one Bond per 120 day period.
12) Congratulations! You've kicked the addiction!

I hope this helps any here who feel their lives totally taken over by James Bond movies.
As for ME, I'm a hopeless Bondaholic with no will power.
*puts on LTK. again*
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS

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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    1) Do not watch multiple Bond movies in one day.
    2) The first week try to limit Bond Movies to the weekend only.
    3) The second week limit it to only Friday OR Saturday.
    4) The third week do not watch a Bond movie at all, substitue a Flint or Bourne or Mission Impossible instead (this will help with the withdrawal shakes).
    5) Do not use lines from Bond movies as this will only exacerbate withdrawal symptoms.
    6) Watch non-spy films like Rocky or Steel Magnolias.
    7) By now you should only be watching one Bond Movie per month.
    8) Do not play with your PPK.
    9) Avoid the Bond Films category here.
    10) Give away your toy Aston Martins, Lotuses & Tom Ford stuff to the local kids.
    11) You should now be watching only one Bond per 120 day period.
    12) Congratulations! You've kicked the addiction!

    I hope this helps any here who feel their lives totally taken over by James Bond movies.
    As for ME, I'm a hopeless Bondaholic with no will power.
    *puts on LTK. again*

    I want no parts of this! X-(
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some addictions can be Good ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Some addictions can be Good ! :))
    "Too much of anything Lieutenant, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing." - James T. Kirk

    If only Bond movies were as plentiful as tribbles.... ?:)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I don't think it's too much, Bond on 24/7. ;) and all
    The Books you read are Bond ! That seems about, just
    Right. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just thought is it Bad that you " Perhaps subconsciously" :v arranged your wedding
    so that the date would have 007 in it ? I won't give the year as many members think
    I'm still in my20's :)) but it was the tenth of July, giving 10.07.?? :)) My wife has yet
    to Notice. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Just thought is it Bad that you " Perhaps subconsciously" :v arranged your wedding
    so that the date would have 007 in it ?
    "Hello, my name is Thunderpussy, and I'm a Bondaholic."

    :007)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My youngest Daughter's Birthday also has 007 in it, But much as I'd like
    to take credit for planning that Nine months in advance :D , I'd have to say
    Fate had more to do with it. :))
    ( But it did take me two days to drive to the hospital) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    ( But it did take me two days to drive to the hospital) :D
    In an Aston Martin rental, I assume? :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Speaking of addictions,
    http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11463275.Film_buff_has_world_s_largest_James_Bond_collection/?ref=var_0

    FILM buff Nick Bennett will feature in the 60th edition of the Guinness World Records for his huge James Bond collection.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I'm rather proud of my Addiction ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I'm rather proud of my Addiction ;)
    Have you ever tried not being a Bond fan?

    :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Can't say I have :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,519Chief of Staff
    Yea...read this in the local paper today...congrats to Nick -{
    YNWA 97
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Speaking of addictions,
    http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11463275.Film_buff_has_world_s_largest_James_Bond_collection/?ref=var_0
    There's someone in need of the 12 step program FOR SURE! :o
    :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I'm rather proud of my Addiction ;)
    Have you ever tried not being a Bond fan?

    :))

    Why in the world would anyone do that??? :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I'm rather proud of my Addiction ;)
    Have you ever tried not being a Bond fan?

    :))

    Why in the world would anyone do that??? :))
    It was a riff on the "Have you ever tried not being a mutant?" thing. :v
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Have you ever tried not being a Bond fan?

    :))

    Why in the world would anyone do that??? :))
    It was a riff on the "Have you ever tried not being a mutant?" thing. :v

    Ahhhh.......
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
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