Well, just night we caved in and watched TWINE

broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
~TGhere was nothing on TV last night so we reached for one of my least watched Bond films. I wanted to see what it was like. :o

Dissecting why The World is Not Enough doesnt work is a mystery in itself. It has everything on paper. A very healthy budget, a cutting edge director, Pierce Brosnan, Peter Lamonts production design, two talented writers – hold on, lets rewind – its Purvis and Wade we are talking about here. This was the first one they did on their own and perhaps there were two many ideas thrown into the mix because none seem to gel – a villain imperious to pain, a villain who is a beautiful woman, a plot to blow up Istanbul with Robbie Coltranes brother –in-laws submarine. Say what?

There are some very good attributes to TWINE. The pre-title sequence is very exciting and remeniscent of the Roger Moore days.Pierce blasts down the River Thames in a cartoon boat and the subsequent carnage accompanied by David Arnolds score is fantastic. If you get bored you can watch landmarks along the Thames whoosh past and I defy anyone not to grin when the said boat careens through a yuppy restaurant and shoots into the river.

I must say Sophie Marcaeu as the troubled Electra is very good as well showing the right amount of guile, seductiveness, and deceit to make an engaging character. The problem , like all the characters in TWINE, is that she is too sympathetic. She engages the audiences sympathy and you dont quite belive the peril. She's not a fully successful Bond girl/villainess as the character is too erratically written for this. The ideas behind her are very impressive - genius intelligence, head of powerful organisation, the real villain behind it all, the illusion that she is indestructable, but somehow dont seem to flow. Maybe because the direction is exceptionally hurried and the audience doesn't have time really to relate to her before the next forced action scene.

And the action scenes do seem forced. The terrahawk attack on the ski run is tiresome, the fight at the end between Brosnan and Carlyle is slow, and the fight at the Caspian Caviar factory looks as if the explosives are there for when the actors run past. The production design for TWINE shows no flair at all and Peter Lamont after 8 Bond movies is looking uninspired. There is a dreariness to this one as if the colour is washed out. The setting of the factories of Central Asia and the underground silos nearby is rather drab. The director Michael Apted injected no colour into the proceedings. He also let the action scenes be directed by ex stuntman, the increasingly bored Vic Armstrong, while he did the dialogue scenes.

Also may I add Robert Carlyle is a consumate actor but is utterly miscast as a Bond villain. Viktor Renard, the Serbian horror, is an excellent idea – a bullet slowly working through his brain making him stronger while slowly killing him. But nothing is done with it. He might as well have hooping cough the use it is to the story. Even the climactic battle between him and Pierce never gets out of first gear. But the casting director seems to have taken a holiday on this one with Goldie and Denise Richards struggling to say their lines on cue. And when you see M locked away and trying to reach the key with a broom handle you know they have run out of ideas. M becomes a dingbat in this one and no mistake.

People say I am harsh on Pierce Brosnan and his generic Bond portrayal but he is quite good here – he even does subtext. Brosnan always wanted a more human Bond and interfered in the scripts. The result works as often as it doesnt. In fact the relationships between the principals are what bog the film down (and its all arguably Ms fault) and is fundamentally alot of damaged people hurting others. The contrast between this and the action scenes is jarring. When you hear Carlyle say to Marceau “was James Bond better in bed then me?” you just cease to care and worst can’t take the thing seriously.

TWINE is lauded in some quarters as a more human touchy feely Bond. These do work ie Casino Royale, OHMSS. Bond films are no stranger to emotion . But this one is just shoddy, you cant believe the menace or the situation. In fact, you can’t believe the situations at all.

Not bad, but there are some situations which kick you out the story.
1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A very we'll thought out and written review, broadshoulder. -{ TWINE is the only Brosnan Bond I can't quite get into and I think you've hit the nail on the head. There are some good elements (Cigar Girl, the pipeline scenes, Sophie Marceau's acting) but on the whole it's a mishmash and Renard never really threatens Bond which is my main gripe.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    +1, -{ Great review, and I'm much of the same mind. It's good
    In parts but missing that " special something" :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    It misses something with the villains with Renard lacking something and Electra being too erratically written.

    When the scene occurred where M is told by Electra to come and rescue her. My partner had her head in his hands.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Despite wanting to kill millions of people, she gets a nice death. Shot in the heart and dying with her eyes closed. Like we are supposed to feel sorry for her.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    TWINE is Brosnan's under appreciated Bond -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,793MI6 Agent
    I think Denise Richards is horribly miscastand the ski sequence is a missed oportunity. The ski chase and avalance in the much older OHMSS is far better. But I think the music, villans and story is good enough.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,689MI6 Agent
    TWINE is Brosnan's under appreciated Bond -{

    Indeed. I don't really understand at all the hate that this film elicits in the Bond fan community. It's probably Pierce's best Bond. -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    I didn't care much for TWINE when I first saw it. It felt disjointed & sluggish for many of the same reasons already stated. But on repeated viewings I've warmed to its stylings. There are worse ways to spend a couple of hours.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    BIG TAM wrote:
    I didn't care much for TWINE when I first saw it. It felt disjointed & sluggish for many of the same reasons already stated. But on repeated viewings I've warmed to its stylings. There are worse ways to spend a couple of hours.
    Same here. Like QOS, I had to watch TWINE a few times to warm to it. Now I quite enjoy it, even though GE & TND are much better IMHO.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    TWINE is Brosnan's under appreciated Bond -{

    Indeed. I don't really understand at all the hate that this film elicits in the Bond fan community. It's probably Pierce's best Bond. -{

    I agree. -{
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • King KamalKing Kamal Posts: 85MI6 Agent
    edited October 2014
    Character development is a big problem here, as echoed by those above Renard and Elektra had big potential but the erratic script couldn't really what sort of characters they really wanted them to be. Get rid of Christmas Jones (who didn't really do very much) and devote more screen time to the relationship between those two and it would be a better film.

    That apart, it is actually pretty dam enjoyable. Brosnan possibly does his best job here, just deviating a bit from his normal performance to add a bit more depth. The comedy is just in the right amounts, Robbie Coltrane lights up the screen. The plot is plausible, the action is mostly very impressive and there a bit more espionage here which is always a good thing.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    TWINE is Brosnan's under appreciated Bond -{

    Indeed. I don't really understand at all the hate that this film elicits in the Bond fan community. It's probably Pierce's best Bond. -{

    I agree. -{
    I remember feeling that Bond was exceptionally cold in TWINE in the way he dispatched Elektra, but since becoming the big Dalton fan that I am I now see it as a true Bondian moment.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:

    Indeed. I don't really understand at all the hate that this film elicits in the Bond fan community. It's probably Pierce's best Bond. -{

    I agree. -{
    I remember feeling that Bond was exceptionally cold in TWINE in the way he dispatched Elektra, but since becoming the big Dalton fan that I am I now see it as a true Bondian moment.

    Yes, and that's one of the reasons that for me it's a top shelf Brosnan Bond film.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Yes, and that's one of the reasons that for me it's a top shelf Brosnan Bond film.
    Actually, 1987 to 1999 was my favourite longest unbroken string of great Bond. The last time that happened was '62 to '69. :D
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    HMMMM, I agree with the OP's opinion on this pretty moribund feeling and overly convoluted film, that decisively gets torpedoed by Denise Richards (too young and ditzy; given horrid lines) and Robert Carlyle (good actor on low gear, playing a weak villain). The movie gets sunk further by the flabby, underwhelming action scenes (outside of the PTS) and lots of scenes cut. Pierce Brosnan and Sophie Marcaue are both pretty solid, but most of the rest of TWINE crumbles...
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Pierce Brosnan and Sophie Marceau are both pretty solid
    And that's enough for me. They drive the film. It's by no means perfect, but it the third best in Brosnan's run, and one I enjoy.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • StrangewaysStrangeways London, UKPosts: 1,469MI6 Agent
    If I can add something here.....

    Pierce was only the third actor after Sean and Roger to have made a third film. Goldfinger and TSWLM were such seminal works, I think. The pressure was really on to make TWINE as good and in parts it really delivered - PTS, use of London landmarks, which would work so beautifully in Skyfall and a bigger role for Judi. However, by throwing everything at it because of the pressure, it just doesn't work IMO. There is just too much going on, and it becomes a scrap book of Bondian cliches and set pieces, stitched together by a flawed script.
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Pierce Brosnan and Sophie Marceau are both pretty solid
    And that's enough for me. They drive the film. It's by no means perfect, but it the third best in Brosnan's run, and one I enjoy.

    Its fundamentally about a lot of damaged people being shoddy to one another

    Which bits were written by Mrs apted?
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  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    I feel like the only who LOVES Denise Richards in this film, i don't care that shes not a believable scientist, Brosnan isn't a believable secret agent, its part fantasy and she is incredibly sexy.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,305Chief of Staff
    Which bits were written by Mrs apted?

    Mrs Apted worked on the leading ladies parts (no jokes, please, usual suspects).
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :# Spoil sport. :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Cant we make one small Reference? ;% :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Perhaps a comment could be reposted over at the Silencer and Bra strap
    Then we could all jump on board with our very funny comments, and it
    Wouldn't interfere with the thread, in fact why not add a glossery term
    Something like "Take it To The Pub Guys ". As Barbel did one day this week. :D
    To keep the usual nonsense in one place. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,305Chief of Staff
    Brilliant idea! Take it to the pub, guys! :))
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Yes -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Back on topic, and as I said earlier today, apart from his Aston Martin, the BMW Z8 was definitely Brosnan's best car, and I love the scene of Bond driving into Azerbaijan in the Z8 to meet Elektra for the first time.

    Plus the last appearance of the great Desmond Llewellyn was another highlight of the film, lovely dialogue and a sad departure.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    +1.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    But his shiny car got sawed in half five seconds into a action scene and we had a burned out John Cleese as Llewellyn's replacement..... 8-) :p
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,305Chief of Staff
    John Cleese has been trying to get a recurring part in a franchise for several years, as so many older actors have done.
    He tries Bond- his character disappears after 2 movies
    Harry Potter- the same
    Pink Panther- the series disappears after 2 movies (he's in the 2nd)
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