50 shades of bond

hot crossed bondhot crossed bond at the barPosts: 181MI6 Agent
in The James Bond Films
why can't we have two cuts of a bond film? one for adults and one for the kiddies. I'm not meaning soft porn, but something with a little more edge...or at least a dvd/bluray cut
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,218Chief of Staff
    Eon are very careful re the certification of their films. They don't want to lose any potential audience.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm all for as soon as the kissing starts, the camera pans to the fireplace. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,218Chief of Staff
    Have you seen "Top Secret", TP? The fireplace scene to end all fireplace scenes!
  • hot crossed bondhot crossed bond at the barPosts: 181MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Eon are very careful re the certification of their films. They don't want to lose any potential audience.
    aware of that...but you would only gain on the for home market...a bit more sex and violence
    I'm motivated by my duty
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,218Chief of Staff
    Personally I would love to see longer versions of the Bonds with deleted scenes etc but I doubt it'll ever happen. (Hope I'm wrong)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I love " Top Secret" :))
    As for the love scenes in Bond, I think they do them well.
    Family films and all. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    The closest we ever got to Bond porn was in NSNA.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    No. It suddenely loses its Child appeal and we are not meant to see Bond "at it"
    Just a quiet 'oh, james.' and a fireplace pan. :)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you want to watch a bit of shagging, there's plenty of " specialist
    gentlemen's films" out there, or so I'm told. :v
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    I like the way that the Bond films handle the sex scenes. Frankly, I don't want anything more explicit from a Bond film. In general I don't like explicit sex scenes in film and television, and particularly not in Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Or the needle slipping off the record ?
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umEB3KG9Ydw
    The fire place joke is right at the end. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    She made him drop his Chips ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    ... Or the needle slipping off the record ?
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umEB3KG9Ydw
    The fire place joke is right at the end. ;)
    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Golrush007 wrote:
    I like the way that the Bond films handle the sex scenes. Frankly, I don't want anything more explicit from a Bond film. In general I don't like explicit sex scenes in film and television, and particularly not in Bond.

    I don't have a problem with explicit sex scenes in general if they fit into the context of the film, but I agree that the way sex scenes are handled in Bond films is fine as is. I wouldn't want them to be any more explict.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I agree -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • SpangledWebSpangledWeb Station P, USAPosts: 24MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Golrush007 wrote:
    I like the way that the Bond films handle the sex scenes. Frankly, I don't want anything more explicit from a Bond film. In general I don't like explicit sex scenes in film and television, and particularly not in Bond.

    I don't have a problem with explicit sex scenes in general if they fit into the context of the film, but I agree that the way sex scenes are handled in Bond films is fine as is. I wouldn't want them to be any more explict.


    I remember back when DAD was released there was a small kerfuffle over the fact that they showed Bond & Jinx "on the job" as it were. I wouldn't even have thought about it if the scene hadn't given some poor movie reviewer the vapors!

    As far as pushing Bond into R-rated territory (in the US anyway), I think it would diminish some of the wonder of the films. I don't mind them stretching the limits, like having 'M' drop an F-bomb in SF, but, to me, Bond films should always be about something other than shock value.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Dude, she broke his guitar!
    :)) :))
    And I totally agree. Keep it as it is
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • hot crossed bondhot crossed bond at the barPosts: 181MI6 Agent
    I wasn't just talking about the sex (so we know where all your minds are). just a little more adult in general. along the line of say the girl with the dragon tattoo...smart and gritty
    I'm motivated by my duty
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    I would say the sexiest "sex" scene in the whole series is the sauna fight in GE :D
    @deanwdunlevy
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    1+ -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    I dunno... Bond explaining to Fiona that she should be in a cage.... :o
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I think the Fleming novels handled it right. Fleming was more about the eroticism, such as Tatiana wearing a choker and stockings in FRWL as she slips into Bond's bed. The scenes with Honey arising from the beach in Dr No, with Fiona (as Chrisisall mentions) in Thunderball, and one or two others are perfect IMO.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    I think the Fleming novels handled it right. Fleming was more about the eroticism, such as Tatiana wearing a choker and stockings in FRWL as she slips into Bond's bed. The scenes with Honey arising from the beach in Dr No, with Fiona (as Chrisisall mentions) in Thunderball, and one or two others are perfect IMO.

    +1 -{
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Devil's Advocate for a moment here- how come we can comfortably have simulated graphic violence in a Bond movie, but not simulated graphic sex? ?:)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have yet to see any " graphic violence" in a Bond film. ;)
    To put it bluntly, if you want to see a bit of shagging there are
    Plenty of " Blues" out there. :)) I don't want to see any of it
    In a Bond film.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I have yet to see any " graphic violence" in a Bond film. ;)
    Desensitized much, TP? Slate... Krest... ?:)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I guess we all have our own levels of violence, some like mine are of a
    Fully grown Male, while others are of a little girl ! :p :)) :))
    Might have something to do with my love or "hardcore Horror" , the
    Saw movies etc. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    As a child of the 70's, nudity is a totally acceptable thing to me. 'PG' meant boobies & butts galore. :007)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah yes, Butts Galore, Pussy's sister. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,061MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Ah yes, Butts Galore, Pussy's sister. ;)
    And how did I know you'd run with that?? :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
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