I'm not saying .............

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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Thought I'd try a thread for punchlines, to various sayings.
As example would be .

I'm not saying he's fat but, ...... His blood type is Dolmio !

Hopefully to get a few funny answers, after all there are loads of
Comedians on AJB. Sadly no prizes, except the laughter of others. :D
( The most precious prize of all) ;)

I thought one saying per week, then who ever gets in first next week gets to post
Another saying/line. Here goes......

I'm not saying he's conceited but .........
..................... When making love he calls out His own Name ! :D
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    im not saying my wife is fat ,but last week she got on a I speak your weight machine in Boots ,and it said "one at a time please :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm smart, I'm just saying your IQ is low.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying she can't sing, but she lost to Yoko Ono on British Idol.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm schizophrenic, I am.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I procrastinate but ........ Oh, I'll tell you later.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying my mother in law is an ogre, but when she comes round, the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying you should take an instant dislike to him .... But it saves time.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    im not saying the M25 is slow and congested ,but today I saw parking attendants patrolling along it X-( ( youd have to drive on it to get the gag)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,669MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying he was in the war but he always counts out his shrapnel to me.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I am hesitant but .....
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm an android.... 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01010010 00110010 01000100 00110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm depressed but ..... Ah, what's the point !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm old and forgetful but.......eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    I'm not saying I'm old but ..................... Now why did I come in here ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,669MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying that I can't count but...4, 87, 5, 12, 1.5 million, 876, 67, 4444, 2.5...is that right?
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying I'm mute.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I'm not saying that I'm funny, but... why is everyone laughing?
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