aaaarghhhhh - I am missing out Jane Seymour!!!!

HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
edited May 2015 in Off Topic Chat
Some of you know about my love for Transatlantic Crossings on board of the Queen Mary 2.

Unfortunately, we can't make it on the crossing 3rd June - and while checking the guest speakers for that voyage - I almost fainted:

Jane Seymour !!

Now I am even more upset! :# :# :#
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    That's a Shame :#

    What is she going to be speaking about?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Probably about her carreer...

    And you could have been sure that there would have been some 007 related questions from me.... :#
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Now I am stuck with the following speakers, whom I don't know at all :#

    Mark Rosenker Aviation Expert and Former US
    William Wells Maritime Historian
    Giancarlo Impiglia Art Historian
    Gerry Hanson Broadcaster and 'British' expert
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Now I am stuck with the following speakers, whom I don't know at all :#

    Mark Rosenker Aviation Expert and Former US
    William Wells Maritime Historian
    Giancarlo Impiglia Art Historian
    Gerry Hanson Broadcaster and 'British' expert

    Sounds arbsorluutelah fasci-naht..... zzzzz

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  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Some of you know about my love for Transatlantic Crossings on board of the Queen Mary 2.

    Unfortunately, we can't make it on the crossing 3rd June - and while checking the guest speakers for that voyage - I almost fainted:

    Jane Seymour !!

    Now I am even more upset! :# :# :#

    I would be upset as well. Jane Seymour :x

    I would be tempted to take a pack of tarot cards (all lovers) just like Bond and see if his trick would work in real life. I would also take some armbands for the long swim home after being thrown overboard! :)
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  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    I just saw some images of her in a bikini (current age) and she's still a stunner.
    Sorry you missing the crossing - something my wife and I still have to look forward too someday.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Agreed -{
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    CmdrAtticus wrote:
    I just saw some images of her in a bikini (current age) and she's still a stunner.
    Sorry you missing the crossing - something my wife and I still have to look forward too someday.

    Thanks. We are not missing it, just doing it 3 weeks later :D
    And do it - the sooner the better!
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:

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    Microjiff, have you recently gained some bodywrinkles? :v
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    minigeff wrote:

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    Microjiff, have you recently gained some bodywrinkles? :v

    no I lost some!!

    Rest assured pal, while your sat quaffing your lambrini and babysham on board HMS Shagatsea, being bored out of your mind by Prof Steve Davis of King's college, Boringville University for the boringly minded, I'll be hard at work wishing I had your high quality jet setting lifestyle.
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  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    CmdrAtticus wrote:
    I just saw some images of her in a bikini (current age) and she's still a stunner.
    Sorry you missing the crossing - something my wife and I still have to look forward too someday.

    Thanks. We are not missing it, just doing it 3 weeks later :D
    And do it - the sooner the better!

    We're trying to figure out whether or not to travel from here to the UK on it and fly back or fly over then sail back.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    My advise is fly over to the UK or Hamburg and travel back home to the US.

    We enjoy arriving almost at our doorstep and not being forced to do additional travelling back home.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Rumour has it that Jane Seymour only committed to the job once she had been assured that Mr & Mrs Higgins weren't going to be on that crossing :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Is he mentioned on the restraining order ? :p :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    edited May 2015
    Maybe she saw it in the Cards ........ He brings danger and green trainers :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    'He brings Violence and Destruction!' :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Maybe she saw it in the Cards ........ He brings danger and green trainers :D

    :)) :)) :))
    I am afraid that I must disappoint you for the next meeting.
    Wife prohibits bringing them on the ship :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    You could use them instead of a Lighthouse :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Maybe she saw it in the Cards ........ He brings danger and green trainers :D

    :)) :)) :))
    I am afraid that I must disappoint you for the next meeting.
    Wife prohibits bringing them on the ship :D

    :)) :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd love to see Mr and Mrs Higgins at the bow of the boat ( the pointy front bit)
    Arms outstretched, " I'm king of the world!" .... " If that's OK with you dear ?". :p
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Her reply would more be: "Have you gone totally nuts?" :D
    Or "It's cold" :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Do they still have " Steerage class" on these modern ships ? As I'd be up
    For a bit of all that singing and dancing below decks, looks great fun. :))
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wm5fW1tGszc :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    edited May 2015
    We are usually called "Rowers' Class" :D
    And my Michael Jackson Moonwalk performances are legendary :D
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  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    My advise is fly over to the UK or Hamburg and travel back home to the US.

    We enjoy arriving almost at our doorstep and not being forced to do additional travelling back home.

    Thanks! We look forward to the trip!
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    Found this recent image of Jane...
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I know, she is one of the rare Cases where Time has been kind to someone :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Wow, if she's Jane. I'll happily be Tarzan. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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