Towels

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• Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,793MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  That Minigeff really knows where his towel is
• always shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  As long as he is using it to Hitch hike so to speak

  By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  I will take some time today to reflect on my towels and face cloth.
  following the league of gentlmen's rules
  "White towels are for limbs, green towels for torso and the red towels
  are for the pubic area ! ...... and not to be mixed !"

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• Charmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  Does the celebration cover tea towels, bath-mats and other general launderables?

  "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
• Silhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,689MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  I'm throwing in the towel on this thread.

  "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
• The Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent

  May 2016 edited May 2016

  I always forget this very special occasion, so thanks for the heads-up Minigeff.
  
  Not many people realise that before Mr Terry Towell, Esq of Westbury, Wiltshire (later Lord Towell of Bath), invented the towel(l) in 1742, people had used sandpaper to dry-off after their bi-annual bath. One day, while sitting atop his white horse on a nearby hillside, Mr Towell - a wealthy sort who boasted at his local of having once had "twice but fourth bath per calendar yar" - caught his Egyptian linen riding smock on a copse of especially sharp thistle, leaving the fine fabric tufted and precociously absorbent. Believing that his discovery might have commercial value, he gathered together a coterie of 8-year-old children and paid them two-pence each to similarly befoul 87 yards of cotton which he then had manufactured into "Mister Towell's Super Absorbent Clothe for All Occasions Whet" and sold door to door in the neighbouring piles. Despite a not insubstantial investment, he wiped-up. The rest, is history.
• Charmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  ) ) ) post of the week {[]

  "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
• Chriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  The Domino Effect wrote:

  I always forget this very special occasion, so thanks for the heads-up Minigeff.
  
  Not many people realise that before Mr Terry Towell, Esq of Westbury, Wiltshire (later Lord Towell of Bath), invented the towel(l) in 1742, people had used sandpaper to dry-off after their bi-annual bath. One day, while sitting atop his white horse on a nearby hillside, Mr Towell - a wealthy sort who boasted at his local of having once had "twice but fourth bath per calendar yar" - caught his Egyptian linen riding smock on a copse of especially sharp thistle, leaving the fine fabric tufted and precociously absorbent. Believing that his discovery might have commercial value, he gathered together a coterie of 8-year-old children and paid them two-pence each to similarly befoul 87 yards of cotton which he then had manufactured into "Mister Towell's Super Absorbent Clothe for All Occasions Whet" and sold door to door in the neighbouring piles. Despite a not insubstantial investment, he wiped-up. The rest, is history.

  That is brilliant -{

  It was either that.....or the priesthood
• Le Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  

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• Barbel ScotlandPosts: 36,305Chief of Staff

  May 2016

  ) ) ) Nice one, TDE!!
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  ) ) ) Very funny indeed. and of course they are now out of the
  bathroom and in the gyms.

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  I never wear a towel, I like to flaunt my stuff ) )

  Dalton Rulez™
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  I usually drape myself over a radiator for 20 minutes or so.

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  Thunderpussy wrote:

  I usually drape myself over a radiator for 20 minutes or so.

  
  Just make sure "nothing" gets overheated there ) ) I know you're hot but enough is enough.

  Dalton Rulez™
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  Don't worry it's a very small radiator

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,793MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  Le Samourai wrote:

  

  
  
  Read "The Hitchiker's guide to the gallaxy" by Douglas Adams and the answer to Life, the Universe adn Everything will be revealed to you
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  A pangalactic-gaggleblaster will help. and remember the answer is always 42. )

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,793MI6 Agent

  May 2016

  I remeber a friend of mine got hold of the BBC Radio version on casette when we were in our late teens. The book wasn't published in Norway at the time. The paly fitted on several casettes, so the play was borrowed from person to person. Great times!