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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,672MI6 Agent
    Ah, but do you know where I keep the bullets? :v :))

    Nice avatar, Herr Michael! -{
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  • jared_nomakjared_nomak Posts: 1,942MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    You almost look like mr white in that photo
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,672MI6 Agent
    You almost look like me white in that photo

    Is it because I is black? :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Herr MichaelHerr Michael Posts: 360MI6 Agent
    Mr. White I presume! :))
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    ... it's not under my pillow if that's where you thought it was.
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  • jared_nomakjared_nomak Posts: 1,942MI6 Agent
    Mr. White I presume! :))


    Yes bloody spelling auto correct
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
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    Is your finger on the trigger? !!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Is that a pistol in your hand, ... Or are you
    Just pleased to see me ? :D
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  • Herr MichaelHerr Michael Posts: 360MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
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    Is your finger on the trigger? !!

    No. If you look closely you can see my forefinger fingernail. My finger is along the side of the frame where it should be.
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!
    While doing live weapons training, the instructors walk behind the last man, one brainless grunt couldn't hear the direction given and turned 180 degrees to talk to the instructor.... With finger on trigger!!! Needless to say much drama ensued
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!

    It's OK its Bond + artistic licence what could possibly go wrong? :D
    But yes does set the wrong example to the untrained.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S How's it going with the Ti PO got it on your wrist yet?
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!

    It's OK its Bond + artistic licence what could possibly go wrong? :D
    But yes does set the wrong example to the untrained.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S How's it going with the Ti PO got it on your wrist yet?
    It's turning into a drama all on its own :s
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!

    It's OK its Bond + artistic licence what could possibly go wrong? :D
    But yes does set the wrong example to the untrained.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S How's it going with the Ti PO got it on your wrist yet?
    It's turning into a drama all on its own :s

    Sorry to hear thought you would be enjoying the delights of Ti - fingers crossed it's soon for you

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,027MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!

    From what I can see he has his finger on the trigger in every Spectre poster featuring Bond holding his pistol...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    JTM wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!

    From what I can see he has his finger on the trigger in every Spectre poster featuring Bond holding his pistol...
    I couldn't rightly remember but in some the ppk actually has the hammer back
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Herr MichaelHerr Michael Posts: 360MI6 Agent
    I agree that it sets a poor example to the ignorant. They really should insist on better trigger discipline in these movies. No one in their right mind with training would run around with a loaded weapon with their finger on the trigger. X-(
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!
    While doing live weapons training, the instructors walk behind the last man, one brainless grunt couldn't hear the direction given and turned 180 degrees to talk to the instructor.... With finger on trigger!!! Needless to say much drama ensued

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staf were wetting themselves!

    It's near misses like that in hindsight make you chuckle if only it was a one off.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger!!
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,485MI6 Agent
    I agree that it sets a poor example to the ignorant. They really should insist on better trigger discipline in these movies. No one in their right mind with training would run around with a loaded weapon with their finger on the trigger. X-(

    Actually, that's not quite true. UK Special Forces are taught to do just that. When you go into hostile environments and the possibility is high that you need to take a quick decisive shot, then wasting time moving your finger onto the trigger is not an option. Obviously trigger discipline is taught at a very high level with those people though. A very high level.

    As for Bond's posing. All film posters do this.
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  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,271MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!
    While doing live weapons training, the instructors walk behind the last man, one brainless grunt couldn't hear the direction given and turned 180 degrees to talk to the instructor.... With finger on trigger!!! Needless to say much drama ensued

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staf were wetting themselves!

    It's near misses like that in hindsight make you chuckle if only it was a one off.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger!!

    For the uninitiated it may be worth explaining why this is such an issue with a hammerless pistol with an internal striker -{
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!
    While doing live weapons training, the instructors walk behind the last man, one brainless grunt couldn't hear the direction given and turned 180 degrees to talk to the instructor.... With finger on trigger!!! Needless to say much drama ensued

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staf were wetting themselves!

    It's near misses like that in hindsight make you chuckle if only it was a one off.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger!!

    For the uninitiated it may be worth explaining why this is such an issue with a hammerless pistol with an internal striker -{

    Oops my bad, of course safety catch per say is in the trigger so it's safe unless you have a finger or pressure on the trigger then it's one small tug to bangsville. See below

    Cheers :007)

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    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Herr MichaelHerr Michael Posts: 360MI6 Agent
    Not all hammerless striker fired pistols are created equal. The Glock is precocked any time it's loaded and is more like a single action 1911 in that regard. It does not have an external safety except for the trigger safety.

    The Walther P99 is a double action, single action traditional trigger mechanism differeing only in internal arrangement. Operating it is the same as a SIG-Sauer or HK hammer fired pistol. The P99 includes a decocker the same as the two mentioned.

    In fact, you can see and hear Bond use the decocker in Casino Royale when he is in the Aston Martin in the casino parking lot and goes to fetch the P99. After checking to see that it is loaded with a press check, he decocks the P99 and holsters it.

    While it is decocked it DA mode, a slight 1/4" pull of the slide will **** the pistol to single action with a light trigger pull. There is no safety on the pistol either and is best left in DA mode while carrying.

    WTF is with the male chicken BS?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Male chicken is the opposite of decock
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Not all hammerless striker fired pistols are created equal. The Glock is precocked any time it's loaded and is more like a single action 1911 in that regard. It does not have an external safety except for the trigger safety.

    The Walther P99 is a double action, single action traditional trigger mechanism differeing only in internal arrangement. Operating it is the same as a SIG-Sauer or HK hammer fired pistol. The P99 includes a decocker the same as the two mentioned.

    In fact, you can see and hear Bond use the decocker in Casino Royale when he is in the Aston Martin in the casino parking lot and goes to fetch the P99. After checking to see that it is loaded with a press check, he decocks the P99 and holsters it.

    While it is decocked it DA mode, a slight 1/4" pull of the slide will **** the pistol to single action with a light trigger pull. There is no safety on the pistol either and is best left in DA mode while carrying.

    WTF is with the male chicken BS?

    I don't think the site allows bad words like the other word for Winky that rhymes with clock!

    But I got what you mean unless there was some foul play here!

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    I agree that it sets a poor example to the ignorant. They really should insist on better trigger discipline in these movies. No one in their right mind with training would run around with a loaded weapon with their finger on the trigger. X-(

    Actually, that's not quite true. UK Special Forces are taught to do just that. When you go into hostile environments and the possibility is high that you need to take a quick decisive shot, then wasting time moving your finger onto the trigger is not an option. Obviously trigger discipline is taught at a very high level with those people though. A very high level.
    This is correct, and after huge amounts of hours in training, though this practice is generally used in ultra extreme situations where blue on blue or collateral damage is a very minimal risk.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    After 30 years working with guns, they don't scare me but some of their owners do!

    Good gun control etiquette there chaps (finger off the trigger) so carry on!

    Cheers :007)
    Yes thankfully so, I do sometimes wonder at the bond posters where he is posing with his finger on the trigger. In fact I think the last Spectre turtle neck poster he has his finger on the trigger and it's cocked!
    While doing live weapons training, the instructors walk behind the last man, one brainless grunt couldn't hear the direction given and turned 180 degrees to talk to the instructor.... With finger on trigger!!! Needless to say much drama ensued

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staf were wetting themselves!

    It's near misses like that in hindsight make you chuckle if only it was a one off.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger!!
    That's one reason I preferred the Hi power.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • DUBL_OHDUBL_OH Posts: 88MI6 Agent
    Not all hammerless striker fired pistols are created equal. The Glock is precocked any time it's loaded and is more like a single action 1911 in that regard. It does not have an external safety except for the trigger safety.

    The Walther P99 is a double action, single action traditional trigger mechanism differeing only in internal arrangement. Operating it is the same as a SIG-Sauer or HK hammer fired pistol. The P99 includes a decocker the same as the two mentioned.

    In fact, you can see and hear Bond use the decocker in Casino Royale when he is in the Aston Martin in the casino parking lot and goes to fetch the P99. After checking to see that it is loaded with a press check, he decocks the P99 and holsters it.

    While it is decocked it DA mode, a slight 1/4" pull of the slide will **** the pistol to single action with a light trigger pull. There is no safety on the pistol either and is best left in DA mode while carrying.

    WTF is with the male chicken BS?

    For clarification, the P99 trigger you described is their "AS" (Anti-Stress trigger) that is a DA/SA but can be staged. They also have a "DAO" (Double Action Only trigger) and a "QA" (Quick Action trigger).
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,012MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staf were wetting themselves!

    It's near misses like that in hindsight make you chuckle if only it was a one off.

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger!!

    Yeah, it is a heart stop inducing moment when something like that happens, I almost had trainee shoot my thigh off with an assault rifle: "Did you load your rifle with out an order?" "Yes sir, sorry sir, I'll take care of it sir!!!".... BANG!!!! "YOUMOTHERF....R!!!" I was inspecting that everyone had cleaned their rifles before shoot when this happened. The muzzle of that rifle was close enough to my leg that I could really feel the blast. I would have never, ever have believed that something like this can happen had I not been there my self "dancing the jig".

    Well, I was green, but lived and learned.
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • UNCLE27UNCLE27 EnglandPosts: 1,116MI6 Agent
    I've been there too. Standing behind a female soldier on the range with a Sterling SMG. Officer gave the order to load (a 30 round mag), ready (cocked the weapon) and then (God only knows why!) told them to move back 5 metres... So, she turned around and all I could see were these shiny little brass rounds in the breech and the muzzle pointing at my stomach at a range of about 1 metre!

    In fairness, I don't think it was her fault and it was her first time on the range and I lived to tell the tale. Also ended up as Best Man at her wedding :007)
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    We need to start a new thread - the near miss but lived to tell the tale (the real Bond Experience - sorry David) or Facing the Loaded Gun (how to smile sweetly and learn to forgive) I reckon that would be a book all of its own!

    Or let's just pull up a barrel and swing the lamp here about the fun times :))

    Funny it's memories like that, sometimes life changing (very nearly) you never forget but somehow look back at with affection over time (yet we have all above just shrugged it off must seem strange to some) - weird huh? Bit like the first time I was shot at in anger but I am not even going there!

    Cheers :007)

    P.S Nothing wrong with the Browning HP used it for years and it had a proper safety catch! (standing by for incoming correction from somewhere) used to be able to strip it blind folded would need my glasses now :))
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
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