Facing the Loaded Gun

Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
So to set some context for this thread.....

A few on this lovely site started swinging the lamp and telling of our experiences with other people with firearms and we somewhat hijacked another thread so we thought time to start a specific thread, here goes!

One personal experience others to follow......

Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staff were wetting themselves!

Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger! So you may ask - simple the safety catch per say is in the trigger so it's safe unless you have your finger or pressure on the trigger then it's one small tug to bangsville. See below

Cheers :007)

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My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    Once I was shooting with the local gun club at an outdoors range. After firing our first series we checked our targets and started putting stickers on the bullet holes. For some reason the person who had used my target earlier hadn't bothered covering up his hits with stickers, so I had a lot of work to do. I was almost finished whenI heard the voice of the range leader (correct term?) from behind me:" Ready - reload!" I turned and saw everyone standing at the firing line getting ready to shoot. I cleared my throat loudly to give them a hint of what was happening. After all there was a couple of orders left before anything bad could happen. Everyone looked up and discovered me standing by the targets. The range leader became beet red in the face and ordered everyone to halt. Bizzare experience ...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond44 wrote:
    So to set some context for this thread.....

    A few on this lovely site started swinging the lamp and telling of our experiences with other people with firearms and we somewhat hijacked another thread so we thought time to start a specific thread, here goes!

    One personal experience others to follow......

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staff were wetting themselves!

    Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger! So you may ask - simple the safety catch per say is in the trigger so it's safe unless you have your finger or pressure on the trigger then it's one small tug to bangsville. See below

    Cheers :007)

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    I think that is a common mistake, I've seen people put on safety glasses and ear defence while holding a loaded and ready pistol!
    I think we should point out Bond44 that this thread is not intended to glorify guns or support any side of a gun law or nsa debate?
    Some of us have an honest interest and some have legitimate military or law enforcement pasts and presents and as bond uses all kinds of firearms it's nice to have a thread to discuss these things with like minded people, just as it is watches, cars or clothing.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Once I was shooting with the local gun club at an outdoors range. After firing our first series we checked our targets and started putting stickers on the bullet holes. For some reason the person who had used my target earlier hadn't bothered covering up his hits with stickers, so I had a lot of work to do. I was almost finished whenI heard the voice of the range leader (correct term?) from behind me:" Ready - reload!" I turned and saw everyone standing at the firing line getting ready to shoot. I cleared my throat loudly to give them a hint of what was happening. After all there was a couple of orders left before anything bad could happen. Everyone looked up and discovered me standing by the targets. The range leader became beet red in the face and ordered everyone to halt. Bizzare experience ...

    I may be wrong 24 but I assume you hunt with guns over in Norway? I used to pheasant and partridge shoot, I've had a couple of near misses on those, in fact I was once hit under the eye by a bit of shot which ricocheted off a tree it only went just under the skin but I couldn't work out the fire the shooter had taken so couldn't blame anyone.
    On a different shoot while beating for partridge a retired police inspector attempted to shoot a brace of partridge but pulled both barrels in quick succession.....
    Towards the beaters, naturally I shouted an warning amd dropped with my back to the gun, fortunately it was from a great enough distance that all I felt was shot bouncing off my Barbour...I had some choice words for that chap. I was left with the opinion that everyone who ever handles a gun should attend some training before Any licence is granted.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    Yes, hunting is very common here.
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    So to set some context for this thread.....

    A few on this lovely site started swinging the lamp and telling of our experiences with other people with firearms and we somewhat hijacked another thread so we thought time to start a specific thread, here goes!

    One personal experience others to follow......

    Once had an officer load and make ready and I noticed he was not wearing his ear defence they were on his head but behind his ears. I said stop put on your ear defence he did no more than put his hands to his ear defence (with said pistol made ready now facing me) and pulled them onto his ears and carried on firing. Needless to say I let him finish the shoot and gave him a swift debrief while holding him by the throat thereafter. In his defence he was mortified at his unthinking moment. Rest of the range staff were wetting themselves!

    Some might be thinking so what - issue was it was a Glock and his finger was on the trigger! So you may ask - simple the safety catch per say is in the trigger so it's safe unless you have your finger or pressure on the trigger then it's one small tug to bangsville. See below

    Cheers :007)

    IMG_4981.jpg
    I think that is a common mistake, I've seen people put on safety glasses and ear defence while holding a loaded and ready pistol!
    I think we should point out Bond44 that this thread is not intended to glorify guns or support any side of a gun law or nsa debate?
    Some of us have an honest interest and some have legitimate military or law enforcement pasts and presents and as bond uses all kinds of firearms it's nice to have a thread to discuss these things with like minded people, just as it is watches, cars or clothing.

    Chris

    Absolutely! certainly no glorification of weapons or their use on this thread or the laws covering. Just adults who have experience with weapons, sharing some potentially life changing experiences - and that is all.

    Good point though and one that shoudl be highlighted.

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Once while out hunting ( as an obserer ) several of us had to dive on the ground as an
    Inexperienced hunter, pointed a shotgun at us. Then once when The IRA took very our
    Home to try and kill a local policeman.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    I'm as summing you ment the IRA took OVER your home. This sounds horrible. If you feel up to it, it would be interesting to hear the story some time.
  • JellyfishJellyfish EnglandPosts: 465MI6 Agent
    This is a good idea for a thread and it's been interesting to read some of the stories. Would it be possible for people contributing to give a bit of background as to how they get into these situations, such as being in the army, police etc? I know there may be some sensitive stuff that wouldn't be suitable to be put on a public forum, and people shouldn't post anything they're not comfortable with or may be compromising, but I've often wondered, when reading other threads, how some of the people on here get their knowledge/experience of guns and such.
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 996MI6 Agent
    I'll re-post this here and tell the rest of the story:

    I almost had trainee shoot my thigh off with an assault rifle: "Did you load your rifle with out an order?" "Yes sir, sorry sir, I'll take care of it sir!!!".... BANG!!!! "YOUMOTHERF....R!!!" I was inspecting that everyone had cleaned their rifles before shoot when this happened. The muzzle of that rifle was close enough to my leg that I could really feel the blast. I knew something was amiss since I could see that instead of holding his field stripped rifle in his left hand and the bolt in right hand, he was hastily removing the magazine and I could see cartridges in the feed lips of the mag. I just did not think that he would pull the trigger!!!
    I promptly proceeded to punch the idiot on the mouth and would have continued to do so until reaching my personal gratification had I not been restrained by my fellow instructors.
    I was told to take the rest of the day off; I went to the barracks, changed to civvies, went to town, got drunk, engaged in loose moral behavior with a previously unacquainted female. (no personal details were changed, as the song goes "we kiss the dames, but we don't ask their names, that's living allright!!")
    Next day, hung over both morally and physically, 0630 back at post. Feeling like a :(|)
    Subsequent hearing to this dangerous, potentially lethal AD concluded the following: 1) regular army NCO who was distributing ammo at that shoot, did so before the weapons inspection was done. This was a gross safety violation. NCO was reprimanded. 2) Safety officer on duty on that shoot failed in his duty, when not noting this violation. SO was reprimanded. 3) Private who acted contary to given and standing orders on: firearms safety, shooting rage safety and proper conduct when on shooting range was given 12 days of hard time. (he later opted to drop out volutarily and switched to civilian service for the reminder of his conscription). 4) Conscript NCOs acting as assistant supervisors failed to note either of the safety violations. They were given oral reprimands ie. "some ear sweets". 5) It was also noted that the Idiot, who acted on his own initiative, felt intimidated by the instructors (yours truly) approach in the matter when realizing his mistake. He claimed panic in the situation and being not able to think straight. He also inquired about a possibility to get compensation for being physically attacked by an instructor (yours truly) he was advised in this matter, but he chose to voluntarily wave this right. Aaaand 6) yours truly was cleared in this matter, for most parts. Older colleagues did advice me that when addressing an idiot who has a loaded weapon and a finger on the trigger, a less voluminous approach can be a safer way to go.

    After almost 30 years since the incident, I still do fell like an idiot for not realizing the danger inherent in that situation. Still, it served as a powerful lesson and it has tempered my approach, when I have been faced with uncertain situations.
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,758MI6 Agent
    What branch/unit were you an NCO in, 0073? Infantry, perhaps?
    Interesting story, BTW.
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Nothing worse than command UNLOAD or MAKESAFE followed by a raft of clicks and a bang. You hope to god it went down the range and just wait for the following paperwork and enquiry to follow. Or you use discretion and deal with it locally (Usually entailing a more physical and sometimes emotional approach - there seems to be a common reaction I.e grab said individual and educate them). Though times are changing and even those who get it wrong try to follow the claim and blame culture - I miss the good old days sometimes :D

    Reality is no matter how much you try and mitigate the only real dangerous thing in the equation is the human. Humans make mistakes it's part of our DNA - some more and worse than others but that is why we train.

    73 as you say wisdom comes with age, experience and rank. I deal with similar situations and incidents much differently now to they way I would 30 years ago (a lot less shouting) :D

    You also never forget the first time it goes bang when it shouldn't and that gut wrenching feeling of what's to come - especially if you are the firer! (With the world and his dog watching and waiting)

    Anyway back on topic

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 996MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    What branch/unit were you an NCO in, 0073? Infantry, perhaps?
    Interesting story, BTW.

    Jaeger battalion, antitank coy. And not an NCO, but a very, and I mean VERY fresh 2ndLtn. You know, the kind that gets bossed around by the senior rank NCOs..... :)) :)) :)) :))
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    0073 wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    What branch/unit were you an NCO in, 0073? Infantry, perhaps?
    Interesting story, BTW.

    Jaeger battalion, antitank coy. And not an NCO, but a very, and I mean VERY fresh 2ndLtn. You know, the kind that gets bossed around by the senior rank NCOs..... :)) :)) :)) :))

    I think they call it 'officer education' but if you learn they give you the reins to command troops eventually :D

    As for hitting town after the event - Seems to be the SOP (stiff drink always helps calm the nerves) especially when based abroad - such happy memories of the friendly frauleins willing to lend you an ear or two!

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    OK after some thought I realized I had accumulated more close shaves than Gillette razor over the years - so thought I would post an incident per decade of my life every now and then so as not to bore. Here goes.....

    In the early days I was given command of a sub unit of 3 guys (2 with belt fed weapons) and we were on pre deployment training. Our aim was to attack a rural farm complex with one team attacking and the other giving them covering fire. Usually as you got closer to the enemy you were supposed to get on your knees or belt buckle etc and use the ground as cover but most would chin that off due to effort and it slowed you down favouring a dash for it last minute especially in training even when live firing. On this occasion during live fire conditions though the closing team were on their hands and knees crawling in which I though was really keen 'what a commander' I though he is nails true hero. I had seen them approaching and had told my guys to switch fire to another target (a fence post). The attack completed successfully, the debrief followed.

    The commander of the other team came storming back looking somewhat upset nee angry. ‘Who ordered switch fire to that post over there?’ he asked ‘Me, I answered enthusiastically proud of how well my first command appointed had gone’.......... I woke up several minutes later laying on the floor looking at the sodden sky wondering what the hell had hit me. Seems my switch fire target was in front of a dry stone wall! Pretty much every round we had fired (and bear in mind we had belt fed weapons so a few rounds) had hit the wall and ricochet towards the other team giving them a somewhat real attack under fire. The other team commander had made his point, I never did that again…

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • UnderwaterBattle007UnderwaterBattle007 Posts: 284MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    In another life I used to earn the Queens shilling under the blue lamp. Way back in 1986 I caught a guy breaking into a car late at night on a multi story carpark.

    he saw me coming and started to walk away. I shouted for him to stop and to show me the contents of his bag. he turned and faced me answered to the effect did I really want to see what he had in his bag, I said I did. He then pulled out a loaded shawn Off shotgun.

    Now unbeknown to me at the time he had built this gun from several guns that he had stolen from clubs/shops all over the UK, and fortunately for me he didn't have the skill to build a trigger. However he had a domestic hammer and he was hitting the hammers of the gun to try and shoot/kill me. I managed to rush him, a fight broke out I got the gun away from him and he pulled the biggest knife I'd ever seen, Rambo style. He tried to stab me again fortunately a decade previously I'd had a great interest in the martial arts and took it seriously for 10 years or so, and got quite good. More by good luck than management I overpowered him and he was arrested.

    They found a rape kit in his bag and apparently it was his intention that night to kidnap and rape probably kill a young women.

    At his trial in the Number 1 Crown Court in Preston I found out that the forensic people fired the gun under laboratory conditions, and one of the shells had an indentation in it and less than half the width of a human hair from going off, thats how close I was to shuffling off this mortal coil.

    He was detained in a psychiatric hospital for 10 years, haven't a clue whats happened to him since. I was awarded £25 out of public funds given a Commendation by the Judge and the Chief Con.

    The very next day after the incident I was called into the bosses office me thinking I was getting a pat on the back, no such luck got a bollocking and given advice for not wearing a helmet, whilst escorting said guy back to the nick..... you couldn't make it up!!!

    Can't post the guys name for obvious reasons. All I can say is my disillusionment of Her Majesties Police force, I now hang the commendation in my toilet, so I can gaze on it every time I have a number 2.
    FRWl, CR, OHMSS, TSWLM, SF, GF, TLD, LTK, TND, FYEO, OP,TWINE, GE, LALD, TB, SPECTRE, DN, YOLT, TMWTGG, QOS, MR, DAF, DAD, AVTAK, NTTD.

    "Do you expect me to talk? "No Mister Bond I expect you to die"
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    When I was about 14 we moved to a farm in the Ozarks of Missouri....I was out exploring the woods and squirrel hunting. I saw a bushytail on a brush pile. I took good aim and pulled the trigger and almost instantly felt something hit my right knee, and it hurt...I looked and some blood was coming out of a small wound. I had worse cuts before. On further investigation I found an old car under the brush pile. My .22 bullet hit something on the car and ricocheted back and hit me in the knee...I missed the squirrel.
    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Ricochets are common, I've seen a bullet bounce off the sea before!! I worked in private security briefly, no offence to any members here if you do but that industry has a lot of total meat heads and wanna be sas/ delta force type guys who's eyes light up like a kids in a toy shop when the bang sticks are handed out, not my type of colleague at all, while on one junket and out in international waters two such numpties decided to " live test" their weapons into the side of a container, hearing the sound of live firing I went to look what was going on, seeing these two clowns I decided to leave them be turned to walk away than get into aggro with some guys I'm spending considerable time with, as I turned took two steps I heard a sharp popping noise behind me and where I'd been stood was a distorted bullet, which had indented the chequer plate I'd been stood on slightly, the round was a 4.6x 30 and these were used as they are good at puncturing rigid inflatable boats, anyway meat head one had the mp7 so I assume the bullet had hit the container and ricocheted straight up skyward only to land back on the boat!!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Was on a promotions course and on arrival you had to take a seat at a desk in the classroom. Everyone was checking out what was underneath chairs a shovel, pick, drill anti tank weapon full of sand! (avoid that one) other kit. Anyway we all sat and a small chap who had spent his life in the stores (aka Stumpy yes the forces are original with their nicknames like that) sat at (yes you guessed it) the Anti Tank weapon seat. He had just chosen unknowingly to give himself weeks of dragging that thing around for no reason and it nearly broke him (and us). It was the first course to use and be trained on a new weapons system that fired automatic fire. We all completed the training successfully though (yes guessed it again) Stumpy was a slow learner but got there in the end.

    Culmination of our Live Firing training was an attack where we were to advance up a river. Of course it was not that simple we had been sat under a bridge soaking wet for hours waiting for the sun to rise. Could not feel your feet or fingers. Then suddenly we were off like grey hounds, if nothing more than to get some blood pumping we were happy – with Stumpy following up the rear. We got to our exit point from the stream (nee river) a slippery slope which was a bit of a challenge while our colleagues fired us in. We were all pushing and pulling each other up the slope but we made it, fanned out and engaged the enemy. Our instructor said ‘What have you got to engage that bunker?’ it dawned the Anti Tank weapon, knew there was a reason what we had dragged that damn thing around all bloody week. But where the hell is Stumpy? He was at the bottom of the slope like a jack rabbit jumping up and down in the river trying to get out so I was dispatched to go help him. I arrived laid on the floor and threw down an arm to drag him out. He was having problems due to the weight of the Anti Tank weapon (looked like a turtle with it on his back). But as he came up there was a click, he had his finger on the trigger and there then followed a magazine of 30 rounds peppering a straight line across the back of my team between them and the instructor and off into the distance.

    Needless to say the attack finished, Stumpy got honorary but very brief membership of the RAF with a flying lesson from the Instructor and a few choice words from the rest of the team back in the block. Sadly he failed the course and had to do a re show (I doubt he ever went back).
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
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    Bond44 wrote:
    Was on a promotions course and on arrival you had to take a seat at a desk in the classroom. Everyone was checking out what was underneath chairs a shovel, pick, drill anti tank weapon full of sand! (avoid that one) other kit. Anyway we all sat and a small chap who had spent his life in the stores (aka Stumpy yes the forces are original with their nicknames like that) sat at (yes you guessed it) the Anti Tank weapon seat. He had just chosen unknowingly to give himself weeks of dragging that thing around for no reason and it nearly broke him (and us). It was the first course to use and be trained on a new weapons system that fired automatic fire. We all completed the training successfully though (yes guessed it again) Stumpy was a slow learner but got there in the end.


    Culmination of our Live Firing training was an attack where we were to advance up a river. Of course it was not that simple we had been sat under a bridge soaking wet for hours waiting for the sun to rise. Could not feel your feet or fingers. Then suddenly we were off like grey hounds, if nothing more than to get some blood pumping we were happy – with Stumpy following up the rear. We got to our exit point from the stream (nee river) a slippery slope which was a bit of a challenge while our colleagues fired us in. We were all pushing and pulling each other up the slope but we made it, fanned out and engaged the enemy. Our instructor said ‘What have you got to engage that bunker?’ it dawned the Anti Tank weapon, knew there was a reason what we had dragged that damn thing around all bloody week. But where the hell is Stumpy? He was at the bottom of the slope like a jack rabbit jumping up and down in the river trying to get out so I was dispatched to go help him. I arrived laid on the floor and threw down an arm to drag him out. He was having problems due to the weight of the Anti Tank weapon (looked like a turtle with it on his back). But as he came up there was a click, he had his finger on the trigger and there then followed a magazine of 30 rounds peppering a straight line across the back of my team between them and the instructor and off into the distance.

    Needless to say the attack finished, Stumpy got honorary but very brief membership of the RAF with a flying lesson from the Instructor and a few choice words from the rest of the team back in the block. Sadly he failed the course and had to do a re show (I doubt he ever went back).

    There is that oh so important trigger discipline again! that was a flipping close call Bond44, it's odd that during live firing training I never gave much thought to sound of lead passing through the air. My very first experience in the field as it were of this I didn't even recognise what it was, very surreal a near miss from I assume a 7.62 mm, so close that I felt air disturbance. While sat on an apc, this zipping /humming sound which didn't register with me past my left hand side, I then heard the crack of the gun, then realised I was being told very calmly by my lieutenant " you might want to get down at some point soon" just writing this brings back that sensation very clearly. I would hate to experience a near miss from something like a 50mm
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Yeah you never forget the first time! (the feeling, the smell, the taste etc its all so real even many years later)

    When it happened to me on OPs I thought it was someone throwing stones at our rover, on the realization it was not stones (as rounds passed through and stones don't!) I burst our laughing as the coloured guy sat next to me struggled to string a sentence together on the radio, watching as the colour drained from his face making him look almost white, that said I must have turned positively albino!

    But thankfully the training and muscle memory kicked in and we lived to fight another day. That day I truly understood why you train and train again - so reaction is instinctive in a crisis.

    I often wonder why I laughed but reasoned I just could not believe it was happening to little old me

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    :) from inside an apc the sound of it being hit by small rounds is like a marble being dropped in a metal bucket.
    It's not the
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    It's the people holding them.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    :) from inside an apc the sound of it being hit by small rounds is like a marble being dropped in a metal bucket.
    It's not the
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    It's the people holding them.

    Very nice tell me that's your attache case for work not airsoft collection! :))

    Funny I have never fired a PPK but its on my bucket list before i go!

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Yes thats my daily tool box :007)
    No airsofts. There's one real steel co2 powered in there, and 2 deactivated pistols.
    Ppk is a nice little gun, though definetly a concealed carry protection gun, you wouldn't be happy taking one on ops. Satisfying to shoot with, snappy little buggers with a nice amount of recoil. Though for proper concealed carry I never liked the spurred mags, maybe my body shape but in an iwb holster the extra length was noticeable not so much the the flat mag.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Very nice here's my collection all the real deal and live firing :D
    What do they say the pen (and desk) is mightier than......

    They don't trust me to bring my weapons home anymore (must be in an armoury behind a securely locked door!)

    Cheers :007)


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    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I've got a similar live firing mont blanc pen. And yes the live firing pistol I have is also locked up in the club's armoury, and my shotgun is locked in a serving police superintendents gun cabinet :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    That said look what arrived today!
    Looking forward to to catching up on my favorite porn outside of watches

    Cheers :007)


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    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Which reminds me of a very near miss I had with the police, my uncle was an avid weapons collecter had a load of deactivated rifles and amongst them was a Lee Enfield in great nick, anyway he relocated abroad and I opted to look after the few guns he didn't sell including the Enfield, one evening my friend came bursting through my door in sheer panic saying two guys had chased him in his car, he proceeded to run upstairs while loud banging started on the door, I opened it to have a warrant card shoved in my face and two plain clothes coppers pushed past me. After putting my foot down scrutinising their cards. And denying any one had come in my house they asked if they could look around, completely forgetting the guns I agreed and took them round, opening the wardrobe door I remembered the bloody guns, promptly shut it and luckily my friend was found by the other copper, my friend had hidden in a bed in the attic and not in the roof space behind a fake panel as I had presumed. They only suspected him of drink driving which he wasn't, they left after I gave them an ear bashing about their lack of ethics and the following day called an old colleague of mine who was a high ranking copper to collect the guns for destruction, the Lee Enfield was still live firing. :o
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    edited January 2017
    Bond44 wrote:
    That said look what arrived today!
    Looking forward to to catching up on my favorite porn outside of watches

    Cheers :007)


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    Nice, what cover did you get? I got sc as ive enough dc covered books and mags
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Bond44 wrote:
    That said look what arrived today!
    Looking forward to to catching up on my favorite porn outside of watches

    Cheers :007)


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    Nice, what cover did you get? I got sc as ive enough dc covered books and mags
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    Did a deal with myself got the D.C. One for a good thumbing and if I like it will get SC one for longer term reference (may even hard back it)


    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Had a similar situation with my Grandad after clearing out his shed after he passed away. We found a revolver among his pile of tools and bugger me it was his Webley from WW2 with rounds still in the chamber! It appears he used to shoot vermin with it (or shoot at them at least) when there were fields at the back of his house (unlike the housing estate that sprang up there after!).

    Needless to say we made sure it was disposed of correctly at the time - the shame was years later I was looking for the exact same thing as a presentation piece 'Mess Webley' for the Mess when I left - typical timing is everything.

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
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