The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    The American CIA swear by them!

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent

    😂😂😂

    Yes, very practical.

    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    It closes to a convenient pocket size.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 3,947MI6 Agent

    Cute, isn’t it?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    It is, isn't it? Too bad it's lost on everybody else.

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent

    It certainly is. You didn't bring any chocolates with you?

    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    I have much, much better- ninjas!


    (I believe they're lower in calories)

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 1,895MI6 Agent

    They're to keep away the spies from the...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,020Quartermasters

    ...delicatessen in stainless steel.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 1,895MI6 Agent

    There's another possibility, however.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    Better make that two.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 1,895MI6 Agent

    Impress me.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    From here?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,265Chief of Staff

    I am tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'll just take a look around.

    YNWA 96
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    Well, how about a drink at my place?

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,020Quartermasters

    Two, medium sweet.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    And on the way we can have a little talk. You may find it interesting.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 1,895MI6 Agent

    To begin with, I was born without ear lobes.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,265Chief of Staff

    Officially, that was never confirmed.

    YNWA 96
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    It was in all the newspapers!

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,020Quartermasters

    There's no news like bad news.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,265Chief of Staff

     Can't you see the headlines? "British agent murders beautiful Russian spy, then commits suicide."

    YNWA 96
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it.

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,020Quartermasters

    I never learnt to read.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    What do they teach in that school, ballet dancing?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,265Chief of Staff

    Gupter's Law of Creative Anomalies.

    YNWA 96
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 3,947MI6 Agent

    No lecture, Q.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    Quite. I'll probably take in a show.

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,020Quartermasters

    I'm feeling Italian and musical. Let's go to the...

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,278Chief of Staff

    ...Junkanoo. It's our local Mardi Gras. You'll be my guest, Mr Bond.

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