The james bond quote conversation

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  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent

    I was just out walking my rat, and...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    ...he went berserk. Bleeding, dying, he came and found me. Stood on one leg- his best trick- picked me up and put me on his back....

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,966MI6 Agent

    ...but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one...

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    … they usually turn up out of interest or…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    ... looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what. I train them, give them a purpose, a sisterhood, and a...

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,129MI6 Agent

    ..Walther PPK. 7.65mm

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters

    Pistols at dawn, that sort of thing?

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    That's a very good idea.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent

    From now on, you carry the Walther...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    Touch it. You can touch it if you want.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    Ask, and ye shall receive, Mrs Whistler.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters

    That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr Bond.

  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent

    Q's not going to like this...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    …race of perfect physical specimens

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    ... that can enter your system by the slightest physical contact with your skin. Programmed with DNA to ...

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters

    ...handle your weapon well.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,129MI6 Agent

    Shoot in and out.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    I do many things very well.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

     Looks like you're out to get me.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    You've made a mistake. You will not succeed.

  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent

    The distance between insanity and genius is only measured by success.

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    Our organisation does not tolerate failure.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    I shall put my plan into operation straight away. And there will be no failure.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,129MI6 Agent

    If at first you don't succeed..

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    ...try something in an even simpler vein...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,159MI6 Agent

    …and I'll cook you a beautiful angel cake.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff

    Have some of my conch chowder.

  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters

    If you'll forgive me, I find that a little too scented for my palate. I prefer....

  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

    ...... Curare with an effective psychedelic compound.

    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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