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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Typical French waiter thought Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "FRANCH?! AM NIT FRANCH! AM BELJAAN YOO STOOPID ENGLISH PEEG-DOG!!" The waiter bellowed.

    "Odd, could have sworn I didn't actually say that." Thought Bond as the waiter became even more irate.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The waiter turned round, fixing his stripped shirt and the string of onions round his neck, jumped on a bike and rode off.
    " can I help you sir " said a new waiter " you'll have none of that carry on with me................ I'm German !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Oh no not you." Bond sighed as he tried to discreetly pull his shirt cuff over his new omega aqua terra.

    "Interesting timepiece mr bond, but haz you not conzidered returning to zee good old days of zee Rolex?" Asked the waiter.

    "I thought you preferred the tag wearing other fella?" Bond enquired.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The waiter pushed in beside Bond and opened a case.............
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Genuine real Turkish fake Rolex,i got this in Fetiye, im surprised
    you never got one
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Across the tables, a rather sneeky looking Mr Deaton peeked above his newspaper and noisily bounced his chair a little closer to the conversation.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond noticed some white doves fly past, in slow motion.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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