Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,267MI6 Agent
    "Madame Speaker, it is with great regret that I, the prime minister, must report to you and the ladies and gentlemen of the House, that earlier this morning a crack team from Scotland Yard raided a Chelsea address and arrested Commander James Bond, agent 007 of MI6, and have charged him with 214 cases of assault after complaints from women throughout the world that they had contracted gonorrhea from Bond after he insisted on having unprotected sex despite being aware of his medical condition..."

    M : Is this true , Bond ?

    Bond : Duh , WINNING !

    :)) :p
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "I'm going to grab my accordian and leiderhosen before going to the casino"
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    There's only one man for the job......and that's you, 008.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,435MI6 Agent
    Here you are 007 the keys to your brand new dacia duster, 0 to 60 sometime after lunch. Now dont be careful and please bring it back in pieces.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Due to government cut backs Bond ,here is your new equipment fro
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Continued ??? 8-) 8-)
    from Q branch, Webley Bulldog, Nokia pay as you go phone ,and your new Oyster card
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    ".Oyster card" The sexiest of all cards. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Out of Martini barman ? Then I'll just have a can of Fosters !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent
    M: "Jinx? Hinx? Bambi and Thumper? Have you been watching cartoons and taking Benzedrine again, 007?"
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "That's all very interesting Q, but what's the fuel economy and it's green footprint like ?"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    Bond "I'm dying. Tell Moneypenny I love her." After taking a magazines worth of 7.62 to the chest.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Bond "I'm dying, Tell Moneypenny, ........ to delete my internet browser history "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (at the end of the credits.....)

    "James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."
  • JagJag Posts: 1,166MI6 Agent
    In the early movies no-one would expect Bond to describe smoking as a "filthy habit". And yet it happened.
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    (at the end of the credits.....)

    "James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."

    James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Q to Bond ,

    Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,
    4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect ect , now that's going to come out of your monthly salary for the next 5 years .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    Q to Bond ,

    Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,
    4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect ect , now that's going to come out of your monthly salary for the next 5 years .

    ....Which isn't to much to start with since you are paying child support for your 17 kids.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    Here you are, Q. The car returned in perfect, working order. Not a scratch on it.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (at the end of the credits.....)

    "James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."

    James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.

    Haha... I like that one better.
    How about "James Bond Will Return in Die Another Day 2: Judgement Day"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "Let's get something to eat, I saw a burger van back there !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    "Let's get something to eat, I saw a burger van back there !"

    "Burgers?! I'm a KFC man myself!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " Well I was thinking of licking something, I guess fingers will have to do "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "Well done James, High Five ....and on the rebound"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent
    'Are those boobs real?'
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "James, when I said I wanted to see a picture of the Shaft, I was talking about the Mine !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    "James, when I said I wanted to see a picture of the head, I was talking about the boss of SPECTRE!"
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "Bond just a quick word on your last mission report "
    "Yes Sir ?"
    " You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as they
    fired explosives. Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot, his
    falling body, pulling you up to replace him in the cockpit. You then
    flew it through a hanger, barrel rolling it through, the closing doors,
    as you evaded a mig fighter. Before parachuting into a private swimming
    pool in a near by villa, to have some sexy times with a couple of French
    twins "
    " So ?"
    " I'm sending you for a bloody drug check !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    "I'm afraid we have to skip the sex."
    "That's it? Push a button and I've beat the villain? No big action set piece?"
    "Thank you for saving me James, but I'm afraid I have a boyfriend."
    "Well, I was kind of hoping you'd be a woman, you know for me to save and s**g, but oh well."
    "I'm sorry James, but I'm into women".
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    "Could you do one more thing for me Q ?"
    " Anything James"
    " Could you tape, Call the midwife, for me "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,387MI6 Agent
    The tests have come back, and they sadly confirm my suspicions. I'm afraid you have Herpes, Mr Bond'
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
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