Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "We are the spies who say.... NEE!! NEE!! .....NEE!"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (Villain): Stay for dinner, Mr. Bond. The pizza is almost done.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 3,947MI6 Agent
    Bond: A bottle of Lambrusco '55
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,387MI6 Agent
    Bond: I'll have a Fanta with no ice. And please bring two straws
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    "Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"

    ..... o wait :#
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,387MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    "Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"

    ..... o wait :#
    :)) :)) {[]
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " That's an extremely handsome lighter Mr Bond "
    " Yes, Three for a quid ! "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,109MI6 Agent
    "A small plastic baggy of granola, a diet tonic water - no alcohol - and my Birkenstocks, please."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " Yes, M. I understand, world in peril, millions of lives as risk but..
    .... I was taking today off as a Personal day !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    "Come on M, I've booked us both a spa day. Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her
    Chinese worry beads !"
    007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? " :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her
    Chinese worry beads !"
    007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? " :)

    I think Brosnan would have gotten away with that one :))
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Le Chiffre " I want that infomation Mr Bond. Look that chair with the seat removed, the knife,
    the heavy knotted rope ? .......... just tell me and I'll give you all of them....... for keeps !" :D

    ( a idea on tne Milton Jones radio show this weekend )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (From the James Bond/Harry Potter crossover film, "Out of the Ashes, into the Volcano"

    Bond: "Harry, use your wand to take care of Blofeld! Likewise, I'll take care of Miss Swan with my wand. Now, go! Let's do this!!"

    Harry: "Expecto Patronum!"

    Bond: "Expecto PatroNADS"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (From the James Bond/Monty Python crossover film, "The Man with the Holy Grail")

    Squire: "James, Blofeld shot your arm off!"

    James: "No he didn't."

    Squire: "I believe he did. There it is, lying on the ground."

    James: "Just a flesh wound. Now excuse me, I need to find a shrubbery. A nice one, but not too expensive."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (From the James Bond/Are You Being Served crossover film, "Second Floor, Women's Lingerie, Third Floor, Death")

    Mrs. Slocombe: "James, are you free?"

    James: "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe, how may I assist you?"

    Captain Peacock: "James, I know this is your first day here, but I specifically asked you to do nothing else until you finish helping Mr. Humphries undress the mannequins!"

    James: "Yes, Sir."

    (At this point Mr. Humphries enters the room)

    Captain Peacock: "Now James, go to the back room, take those clothes off and start servicing Mr. Humphries immediately!!"

    Mr. Humphries: ohh!! (passes out)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) I really want to see those films.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    The name's Bowen, Jim Bowen !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,435MI6 Agent
    No my dear, I'm not at all interested in sleeping with you, I've decided asexual as I find the whole sex thing rather tedious and messy.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • dr. evan-gelistdr. evan-gelist SheffieldPosts: 398MI6 Agent
    From the James Bond / The A-Team crossover

    'my name is Bond HM Bond'
    Bond dressed up as the aquamaniac in OP
    Here is your new car 007 the aston martin corvette
    "You're in the wrong business... leave it to the professionals!"
    James Bond- Licence To Kill
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Now Bond (Roger Moore) your next assignment is in San Francisco ,you will be met at the airport by a chap called Inspector Frank Bullit ,he doesn't say much and dresses rather badly ,drives a crappy Mustang , he will take you to the SFPD headquarters and you will be assigned also with a rather unsavoury character called Harry Callaghan ,also an Inspector , don't take the PPK Bond ,he will only laugh at its size ,he has killed more people than you have ,and that's just for starters ,apparently he eats nothing but hot dogs , with mustard , awfull things by the sounds of it . Now this is a multi agency task ,Callaghan and Bullit will then drive you just south of Los Angeles ,to a small town called Bay City , now this is where it gets worse ,your contact there are 2 ,very undesirable detectives called Hutchinson and Starky or it could be Starsky ,they drive a awfull red car with a big white stripe on it .and Bond don't muck it up ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Now Bond (Roger Moore) your next assignment is in San Francisco ,you will be met at the airport by a chap called Inspector Frank Bullit ,he doesn't say much and dresses rather badly ,drives a crappy Mustang , he will take you to the SFPD headquarters and you will be assigned also with a rather unsavoury character called Harry Callaghan ,also an Inspector , don't take the PPK Bond ,he will only laugh at its size ,he has killed more people than you have ,and that's just for starters ,apparently he eats nothing but hot dogs , with mustard , awfull things by the sounds of it . Now this is a multi agency task ,Callaghan and Bullit will then drive you just south of Los Angeles ,to a small town called Bay City , now this is where it gets worse ,your contact there are 2 ,very undesirable detectives called Hutchinson and Starky or it could be Starsky ,they drive a awfull red car with a big white stripe on it .and Bond don't muck it up ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,435MI6 Agent
    "would you care for some of this rather disappointing brandy Commander Bond?"
    "not for me thanks, I'm doing stoptober and raising money for charity, then next month I'm growing a moustache for movember"
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,161MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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