The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Enjoy your trip and coke! It's been a while since I've been in an airport. In Norway you'd have a reasonable chance of spotting a sexy lady, but she probably wouldn't be in distress :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly this trip is strictly business ;) after an odd year
    Of changing companies, my original one. Asked me
    To come back ( it's nice to be wanted ) ...... but it means
    Having to do this course again, which will teach me to
    Do what I've already been doing for nearly four years ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    {[] All's well that ends well.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Well, it's not uncommon for people your age to forget stuff ……. :v
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    .... :# ....
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Even more unfortunate: It's not uncommon for men my age living in this house to forget a lot too ……. :# :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm in a Travelodge room, lying on the
    Bed in my pants, eating pizza, drinking coke
    and watching " would I lie to you " on the
    TV, ........ Life doesn't get any better :D later
    I might watch Bangkok ladyboys 3 , then
    Argue with reception I'd watched it by accident.
    ( just like Alan Partridge ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    But that's pretty much a normal visit to SABS for you ………. I tell a lie - there's no bed here. :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I might watch Bangkok ladyboys 3 , then
    Argue with reception I'd watched it by accident.
    ( just like Alan Partridge ) :))

    :)) :)) :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Hi. I'd like to complain a bit, then perhaps nag a bit before I complain some more. Mainly about the weather. It's early January and it's raining cats and dogs! I don't know if I've ever mentioned what country I'm from ( :v ), but this was not in the brochure. I understand this is the standard weather in the autumn, but in January it's supposed to be snowy and so cold enough to film the live action version of Frozen. X-(

    Now I feel much better. :)
    A very cold Coke Zero, please? Plenty of ice, of course.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    edited January 2020
    I've just been informed that the English word gift is related to the Norwegian word gift (meaning "married") and the Norwegian word gift (meaning "poison"). I leave it to the forum to speculate on how. :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just watched a very interesting documentary on YouTube about the Russian and American
    rivals for Concorde. The Russian one had a couple of crashes and was scrapped, The
    American was so complicated with wings which swept back to form a Delta wing, that it
    became too heavy and too expensive, so Boeing went for its back up, stop gap replacement
    the Jumbo jet 747.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I've just been informed that the English word gift is related to the Norwegian word gift (meaning "married") and the Norwegian word gift (meaning "poison"). I leave it to the forum to speculate on how. :))

    I think I've seen the same documentary as you did, TP. Have you applied your brilliantly active mind to this mystery? :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Reminds me of the old joke about what a Bride thinks on entering a church on her wedding, from
    the first things she sees and hears ....... ..... " Isle, Alter, Hymn " ;) or I'll Alter Him
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just a quick update on my Casio DW 290 ( Mission Impossible watch ) on the 28th of December
    I set it to the correct UK time ( to the second ) and today I checked the time on display to a web
    page giving the correct UK time...... it was spot on not a second out -{ and all for £25 :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Volda is a municipality as close to my heart as only a municipality can get. Volda just got a new crest and for some reason national media has picked up on it. They say it looks feminine to them. I don't get it, what's so feminine about the nib of a pen and two blades from a scythe? (you have no idea how much I had to google to to translate that sentence into English :)) )


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  • NoiNoi Posts: 705MI6 Agent
    it looks like a vagina
    this was my first thought before I even read the text
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    You may be on to something …… :))
    Actually the nib of the pen (the part that looks like a vagina) has been the crest of Volda for decades. I remember jokes about it the 90's. I think the blades look like hips and make the simularities so obvious even the rest of the country cought on. :v
  • MikeG77MikeG77 Posts: 1,770MI6 Agent
    edited January 2020
    Noi wrote:
    it looks like a vagina
    this was my first thought before I even read the text

    I saw the logo and thought that it looked a bit suspicious :v then i saw your comment and was relieved too see i am not the only one :)) Reminds me of that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Marie makes that sculpture that looked funny. Everyone told her what it looked like but she couldn't see it.
    I know where you keep your gun!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    You're absolutely not the only ones :D
    I remember back when the old crest with only the nib* there when locals were joking that the crest should be called "Samantha" (Fox). :))
    I guess the municiplas thought every joke had already been and the new crest wouldn't be noticed by more people. Boy (or ... girl) were they wrong ….


    * ('nib' sounds a bit like "nebb", meaning "beak" in Norwegian. Could there be a link? It just occured to me)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    You're absolutely not the only ones :D
    I remember back when the old crest with only the nib* there when locals were joking that the crest should be called "Samantha" (Fox). :))
    I guess the municiplas thought every joke had already been and the new crest wouldn't be noticed by more people. Boy (or ... girl) were they wrong ….


    * ('nib' sounds a bit like "nebb", meaning "beak" in Norwegian. Could there be a link? It just occured to me)

    I was right!

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/nib#etymonline_v_6914
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    edited February 2020
    I'm here to raise a glass to Brexit -{
    I understand the major effects won't kick in until next year, but Brexit has happened, I'm not looking for a discussion about it here (I understand this has been done before in AJB and elsewhere), I just want to mark the occation.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I had a drink watching some of the people celebrating outside Parliament.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    It must have been quite a sight!
    I just came up with the best theory yet of how Brexit came to happen. I can't say everything makes sense now, I guess it never will, but it explains a lot …..


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    David Cameron will go down in history as one of the biggest tossers in Britain.
    Calling a referendum and when it didn't go his way, ..... He abandoned his post.
    Washed his hands of the problem and moved in to his shed to write his autobiography. X-(
    And look at Pig pictures on the internet .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    edited February 2020
    I agree with your first sentence about Cameron, but I think he had to step down when he did. A head of government can't push for the remain side so heavily and stay in power, not after losing on such an important issue. But I fear we can't continue this discussion here in SABS for much longer. You never know if any of the Moderators will be awake/sober at this time :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    I overheard a discussion in a hotel lobby recently. Where a stranger joined a small group
    of people, to join in the conversation. Which he skilfully directed on to the subjects of
    Politics and Religion ...... it ended as I and I sure many others would imagine,..... one
    big argument. I do love people watching. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    I agree with your first sentence about Cameron, but I think he had to step down when he did. A head of government can't push for the remain side so heavily and stay in power, not after losing on such an important issue. But I fear we can't continue this discussion here in SABS for much longer. You never know if any of the Moderators will be awake/sober at this time :D

    Alas, I am both. :#

    A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are in a bar. The Englishman wants to leave, so the other two have to go as well.
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