best hair-do of each actor (aka another dreadful ranking)

HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
since a lot of rankings are going on at the moment, I thought I'd do the inevitable and have this now ranked, too :D

up for it are the looks that look different than what the actors used to have
Contestants:

- Connery in DAF
- Lazenby in OHMSS
- Moore in AVTAK
- Dalton in LTK
- Brosnan in GE
- Craig in SF

take into account:
1. fitting the fasion at the time or not?
2. shininess
3. easy destroyable by the wind
:))
"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,538Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    PMSL, Hat!
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    oh I forgot: my vote will be for Dalton :007)
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    Well, I have analyzed all this already in my objective rating by keeping in mind the following aspects:

    - the technical developement of hairspray
    - The availability of baseball hats in the colonies
    - the influence of the ozone hole to male hairloss
    - the purposeful screwing-up by the make-up department to create a certain mood (such as TD's Dracula hair to emphasize his darker and more brutal approach to the role)
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  • zaphod99zaphod99 Posts: 1,405MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Well, I have analyzed all this already in my objective rating by keeping in mind the following aspects:

    - the technical developement of hairspray
    - The availability of baseball hats in the colonies
    - the influence of the ozone hole to male hairloss
    - the purposeful screwing-up by the make-up department to create a certain mood (such as TD's Dracula hair to emphasize his darker and more brutal approach to the role)


    Even as a Daltonesta I have to agree that the Dracula do was 'unfortunate ' to say the least.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    You must try much harder to become a member ;)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,538Chief of Staff
    I'd like to know: what the hell did they do to Moore's hair in AVTAK? :D
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'd like to know: what the hell did they do to Moore's hair in AVTAK? :D
    hair thickener as far as I remember :)
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,538Chief of Staff
    More than that, I think!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    Looked like some fast- growing and hairy fungus :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,029MI6 Agent
    I think it was old tyre tread?
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. LTK 17. GF 18. SF 19. LaLD 20. YOLT 21. TND 22. DAD 23. DAF.

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    It's pretty obvious that Donald Trump had something to do with it :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Connery was once asked if he dyed his had, to which he replied nonsense
    it was that colour when he bought it.

    Brosnan's hair was Coiffured in an subliminal peace sign, in honour of the
    N.Ireland peace agreement.

    Roger Moore's hair only returned to film AVTAK after being asked by Sir Roger to
    return one last time. As it had been offered the place of after some " Hair
    steroids " taking pride of place on top of Donald Trump.

    Timothy Dalton's hair style in LTK was done in the swept back style as due to the heat.
    Time, demanded that a portable shower be kept within ten feet of him at all times. So
    during takes, he could have a quick refreshing shower but without enough time to dry
    his hair. It had to be simply swept back.

    It's well know that during the filming of ohmss, Lazenby's fell out with is hair, especially
    after his hair demanded garlic sented shampoo without letting George know !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    what a pity that the usual ranking people don't tune in :#
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Could we list and then rank them ? :))
    (Only joking, no names please )

    The Musical Hair was first thought of as a tribute to Sir Sean's first
    Toupee. With the standin stunt Hairpiece going on to Star as the
    Chest hair of Burt Reynolds in Deliverence, before falling on to hard
    Times and sadly singing up as a merkin in several Adult films of the
    70s.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    one of Connery's hair pieces would make a great collectable, sadly nothing on ebay yet :))
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,735MI6 Agent
    what a pity that the usual ranking people don't tune in :#


    Maybe they have decided to 'brush' off your 'cutting' remarks and are 'combing' through other 'threads'. :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,735MI6 Agent
    one of Connery's hair pieces would make a great collectable, sadly nothing on ebay yet :))

    http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/45533/yolt-toupee/ -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I think Daniel has had the most change of hair styles, compared to
    Connery or Moore. Perhaps we could have a sub ranking for his four films ?
    Or is it just a load of follicles. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • sniperUKsniperUK UlsterPosts: 587MI6 Agent
    edited January 2016
    Once had a collegue called Cliff Rankin, also an inspector who couldn't pronounce his Rs guess the reaction when he burst into the briefing room shouting "Where's Cliff Wankin? " "I need to see Cliff Wankin" "Has anyone seen Cliff Wankin" :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    sniperUK wrote:
    Once had a collegue called Cliff Rankin, also an inspector who couldn't pronounce his Rs guess the reaction when he burst into the briefing room shouting "Where's Cliff Wankin? " "I need to see Cliff Wankin" "Has anyone seen Cliff Wankin" Guess the reaction :))

    :)) :)) I'm not sure he would have liked to see Cliff Wankin
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,529MI6 Agent
    The biggest change in Moore's hair came between MR and FYEO, when it went from part to no part. I'd also say Connery's hair had its biggest change from GF to TB, from being combed back at the hairline to being combed over at the hairline. The piece in DAF goes back to the GF style, it's just a little longer.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    Connery's hair had its biggest change from GF to TB, from being combed back at the hairline to being combed over at the hairline.

    Connery's hair in TB was more like a Rugby Helmet :D
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  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    new ideas:

    - best bra worn by each decade's best Bond-girl
    - ranking of the colour of M's shoelaces
    - hottest scene of Bond himself wearing short trousers
    and my favourite...
    - rank the Moore-eyebrow-raises
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    Great comedy thread and a time pass for kids and grown ups who still believe they are kids :))

    Such imbecile threads would not be started by anyone previously so I believe it will hopefully NOT be closed down -{

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  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    thanks {[]
    It's always good to stay young in spirit.
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    thanks {[]
    It's always good to stay young in spirit.

    Stay young in spirit but put the adult's diaper on .... There is no point in doing one's business everywhere ;)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,538Chief of Staff
    am747 wrote:
    Such imbecile threads would not be started by anyone previously so I believe it will hopefully NOT be closed down -{

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    Wasn't planning on closing this! :D
  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 398MI6 Agent
    Connery: From Russia With Love
    Lazenby: OHMSS
    Moore: Live And Let Die
    Dalton: The Living Daylights
    Brosnan: GoldenEye
    Craig: Spectre
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  • am747am747 Posts: 720MI6 Agent
    edited January 2016
    Barbel wrote:
    am747 wrote:
    Such imbecile threads would not be started by anyone previously so I believe it will hopefully NOT be closed down -{

    {[]

    Wasn't planning on closing this! :D

    Great!



    I've edited the rest of this post, since it was intent on adding some unwelcome personal tones to a humorous thread. am747, do not make such comments and if you want to argue with me about it, do so by PM.
    Barbel
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