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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,303MI6 Agent
    You can run, Number 24, but you can't hide :007)

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    You can run, Number 24, but you can't hide :007)

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    :)) :)) :))
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 9,366MI6 Agent
    Say what you like about Ghislaine Maxwell, but unlike a lot of political figures, of late she seemed to be obeying lockdown rules pretty well.

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    Guess she'll continue to do so now - gives a new meaning to 'jailbait'...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    Canada has only a tenth a of the spread of Covid-19 compared to the US. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuXtfS6QIR8)
    We see it again and again: What works is hitting the breaks hard at the start of the pandemic, politicians working together based on science, a lot of testing. and a slow opening up of society. NOT calling Corona a hoax at the begining, followed by stopping direct flights from China, lots of tweets and then opening up too early.

    Norway opened up for tourism to and from most of Europe. The "red" countries are a few countries in the Balkans, Portugal, Luxemburg and Sweden. Our neighbours in Sweden are not used to being the paria of Europe and I've heard Swedes, inclluding a top business offical, blaming Norwegian and other foreign media for the closed borders - "The image of Sweden abroad". Because the problem is obviously foreign media and not the fact that Sweden has more Covid-19 per capita than any other country in Europe :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    Trump has retweeted the Cameroonia-American physician, author, and pastor Stella Immanuel and called her "impressive" because she claims to have treated hundreds of Covid-19 patients with her medicine.
    There is good reason to doubt her because she also claims:

    - many gynecological illnesses are the result of having sex dreams with demons

    - receiving demon sperm; endometriosis, infertility, miscarriages, and sexually transmitted infections are caused by spirit spouses.

    - space alien DNA is used in medical treatments, and that Reptilians and other extraterrestrials run the government.

    - Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and media (e.g. Harry Potter, Pokémon, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana).

    - scientists are developing vaccines to stop people from being religious.

    (source: Wikipedia)
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 864MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Trump has retweeted the Cameroonia-American physician, author, and pastor Stella Immanuel and called her "impressive" because she claims to have treated hundreds of Covid-19 patients with her medicine.
    There is good reason to doubt her because she also claims:

    - many gynecological illnesses are the result of having sex dreams with demons

    - receiving demon sperm; endometriosis, infertility, miscarriages, and sexually transmitted infections are caused by spirit spouses.

    - space alien DNA is used in medical treatments, and that Reptilians and other extraterrestrials run the government.

    - Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and media (e.g. Harry Potter, Pokémon, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana).

    - scientists are developing vaccines to stop people from being religious.

    (source: Wikipedia)

    Why do you doubt her findings, do you have contrary evidence? Can you prove, that sex dreams with demons is safe? Why don't you introduce me to your spirit spouses, and let me make my own judgement!!!
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    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,011MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Trump has retweeted the Cameroonia-American physician, author, and pastor Stella Immanuel and called her "impressive" because she claims to have treated hundreds of Covid-19 patients with her medicine.
    There is good reason to doubt her because she also claims:

    - many gynecological illnesses are the result of having sex dreams with demons

    - receiving demon sperm; endometriosis, infertility, miscarriages, and sexually transmitted infections are caused by spirit spouses.

    - space alien DNA is used in medical treatments, and that Reptilians and other extraterrestrials run the government.

    - Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and media (e.g. Harry Potter, Pokémon, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana).

    - scientists are developing vaccines to stop people from being religious.

    (source: Wikipedia)

    I don't know what the issue is, those claims all seem quite logical and well researched. Has she won the Nobel Prize yet? If not, I definitely think 2021 is her year -{
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    Ever wondered, why the COVID numbers in the UK are so high?

    At the governmental webpage you can download your self-prescribed „I am exempt from wearing a mask“.

    You think, that I am making this up?

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/face-coverings-when-to-wear-one-and-how-to-make-your-own
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,303MI6 Agent
    I think it's highly unlikely that a web page no-one knows about would contribute to the number of infections in the U.K.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    No ! C&D you must get behind this
    Conspiracy, Boris was never elected.
    He's a dictator, and a criminal genius.
    With his plans to kill thousands of people.
    Even long ago when asked about ping pong
    He used the term wiff waff. Sounds like
    Air movement, or something airborne.
    Proving that he knew years ago this was
    Coming! with plans to blame the peace
    Loving Chinese communist party.
    I praise all those trying to get the truth out.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    JTM wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    Trump has retweeted the Cameroonia-American physician, author, and pastor Stella Immanuel and called her "impressive" because she claims to have treated hundreds of Covid-19 patients with her medicine.
    There is good reason to doubt her because she also claims:

    - many gynecological illnesses are the result of having sex dreams with demons

    - receiving demon sperm; endometriosis, infertility, miscarriages, and sexually transmitted infections are caused by spirit spouses.

    - space alien DNA is used in medical treatments, and that Reptilians and other extraterrestrials run the government.

    - Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and media (e.g. Harry Potter, Pokémon, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana).

    - scientists are developing vaccines to stop people from being religious.

    (source: Wikipedia)

    I don't know what the issue is, those claims all seem quite logical and well researched. Has she won the Nobel Prize yet? If not, I definitely think 2021 is her year -{

    You're right, I judged her too hastely. It turnes out noen of rhe mainstream medical professionals have done any reasearch on demon sperm and the ill efects of dreaming about demons. I say the mainstream medical establismnet need to think more outside the box, like Trump did when he suggestdusing bleech internallyagainst the corona virus! :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    I think it's highly unlikely that a web page no-one knows about would contribute to the number of infections in the U.K.

    Absolutely correct, C&D, there is no direct context, but I obviously failed to use a wider scope:

    - How serious the UK government has been taking and still is taking the pandemic
    - How easy they make it to be a kind of rolemodel when loopholes* like that exist which makes social sanctioning merely impossible ("Hey, you are not wearing a mask in the nursing home" - - > Pulls the Government Exemption Card)
    ...and so on.

    That card and the link for sure circulates on Social Media and is of course abused by everyone who "beliefs...." or not and so contributes to a small degree to the desasterous Covid numbers so far - and still counting.

    I am sure that the drs and nurses and the ones that lost someone will be delighted about those cards when they are confronted with them.

    * in the way of "Yes, there is a law to use facemasks when social distancing is not possible, but *wink*wink we have something for you"
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I've been sleeping with a demon for
    Years, ..... infact I married her. ;%
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,084MI6 Agent
    I wonder who this could be :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,404Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Ever wondered, why the COVID numbers in the UK are so high?

    At work we also deal with NHS Pensions, this means we get quite a number of death certificates in...it’s been noted that almost all death certificates are citing COVID-19 as the main contributor to death...it’s quite striking just how many of the ‘other causes of death’ have been relegated to secondary causes...at best!
    I’ve been told that a death certificate stating death due to COVID-19 means that no autopsy is carried out - I have no idea IF this is a fact but it sounds logical.
    So it appears that national figures are being ‘massaged’ upwards...hence the overly high numbers of COVID-19 deaths reported.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    I don‘t know enough about the UK health system but it seems to me not to make sense to pushing the number. What would be the purpose/motive for that?
    Trump would like to have his numbers down and so do most of the other nations of the civilized world.

    Do you have an increased mortality (german = Übersterblichkeit) number compared to non-Covid times?
    That could be an indicator of the real number
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,404Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    I don‘t know enough about the UK health system but it seems to me not to make sense to pushing the number. What would be the purpose/motive for that?

    It speeds up the process and takes pressure off the health service - that would be a great reason...
    YNWA 97
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 25,404Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Do you have an increased mortality (german = Übersterblichkeit) number compared to non-Covid times?
    That could be an indicator of the real number

    The last set of figures that I recall seeing showed an increase of just over 50,000 deaths compared to non-Covid times...these figures will be a couple of months old now...
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,514MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    Ever wondered, why the COVID numbers in the UK are so high?

    At work we also deal with NHS Pensions, this means we get quite a number of death certificates in...it’s been noted that almost all death certificates are citing COVID-19 as the main contributor to death...it’s quite striking just how many of the ‘other causes of death’ have been relegated to secondary causes...at best!
    I’ve been told that a death certificate stating death due to COVID-19 means that no autopsy is carried out - I have no idea IF this is a fact but it sounds logical.
    So it appears that national figures are being ‘massaged’ upwards...hence the overly high numbers of COVID-19 deaths reported.

    I was reading about this the other day ... If I could remember where I'd try and find a link.

    Basically saying you could have a heart attack but if you'd tested for COVID 19 that would be you cause of death regardless.

    I'm sure we will get a reviewed figure somewhere along the way.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    Increased mortality of 50.000 would be similar to the reported Covid numbers in the UK.
    Makes sense to me

    There may be a „pushing“ of numbers in certain areas while it‘s almost certain that the „real“ number of infections and deaths is not fully represented.
    Seems that both equal out more or less.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,084MI6 Agent
    They are pushing the numbers EVERYWHERE they have been caught out -{
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    The prognosis... es (what's the plural of prognosis?) for the German economy this year is a drop of 10% while the prognosis is a drop of 34%. Is it the slower and less severe corona restrictions? Do you know any prognosis for other countries?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    They are pushing the numbers EVERYWHERE they have been caught out -{

    Sir Miles seems not to be so sure about that like you are!
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    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 864MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    The prognosis... es (what's the plural of prognosis?) for the German economy this year is a drop of 10% while the prognosis is a drop of 34%. Is it the slower and less severe corona restrictions? Do you know any prognosis for other countries?

    "Prognee"? It's like when you have a lot of tweets, it makes a (withdrawn)
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,988Chief of Staff
    Prognoses. I used to be a nurse.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    Must.resist.skirt.joke.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,988Chief of Staff
    Why break such a long-standing habit?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,474MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    I am worried about hurting your feelings :D
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,605MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Why break such a long-standing habit?

    You didn't tell us you worked at a Catholic hospital ....


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