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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,612Chief of Staff

    🤣🤣🤣

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,013MI6 Agent

    Purvis: What is it?

    Wade: It’s what Joe Don Baker used to blackmail them into giving him parts in Bond movies. Three times!

    Purvis: Let me see!

    Wade: Oh no, trust me, you don’t want to see that.

    Purvis: Let me see … Oh, you’re right. I wish I hadn’t looked now

    😂😂😂

    Brilliant stuff, Barbel. Some of this is genuinely making me laugh out loud 🤣🤣👏👏

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,612Chief of Staff

    Thank you!


    Part Three

    Wade: It’s a knife. So?

    Purvis: Not just any knife – this is the actual one Barbara and Michael used to stab Pierce in the back!

    Wade: You might say they pierced Pierce.

    Purvis: Oh very funny.

    Wade: Over here, Neal – there’s something very horrible.

    Purvis: Let me see – oh, no, this is awful!

    Wade: We can’t let anyone see these!

    Purvis: You’re right, nobody should ever see our first drafts.

    Wade: Like the one where Bond goes to Mars.

    Purvis: Or the one where Q invents a time machine.

    Wade: Or the one where Blofeld and Bond are brothers.

    Purvis: Yeah, that would be batshit crazy and totally insa- … er, Robert, we actually did that one.

    Wade: Did we?

    Purvis: Yes. Unfortunately.

    Wade: You sure? Next thing you’ll be telling me is that  we did one where Felix and James get killed off!

    Purvis: Robert ….

    Wade: I’m beginning to think we better get out of here.

    Purvis: And keep our mouths very shut.

    Wade: Agreed.

    (They exit, turning off the light and locking the door behind them.)

    Purvis: Now, let’s find our way back to where we ought to be going.

    Wade: You mean, like Michael and Barbara should have been doing for years?

    Purvis: Exactly that.

  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,200MI6 Agent

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,532Chief of Staff

    Brilliant 👏🏻🤣🤣

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,013MI6 Agent

    This definitely one of your very best, Barbel 😂🤣👏

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,612Chief of Staff

    Thank you all very much.

    Normally at this point someone should be pacing back and forth, never getting too far away from the phone. However, I'm currently working on this year's Christmas Special with my trusty companions Number24 and CoolHandBond. We're working away just like Eon making a new Bond film.

    This isn't a closed shop and if anyone wants to join in please drop a PM.

    Normal service will be resumed soon.

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