The Very Real Guide To The Very Imaginary Royal Premieres

caractacus pottscaractacus potts Orbital communicator, level 10Posts: 2,226MI6 Agent

(my Foreword) I have volunteered to compile this handy hyperlinked index to all the Royal Premieres, in order of chronological release date. -cp

(Barbel's Introduction)

This started as a one-off with my writing an imaginary premiere for You Only Live Twice and it snowballed from there.

Big thanks to the collaborators- Charmed & Dangerous, Thunderpussy, CoolHandBond, SpectreOfDefeat.... and of course the mysterious Stormy Ladygarden (drop me a line, Stormy).

Dr. No (1962)

From Russia with Love (1963)

Goldfinger (1964)

Thunderball (1965)

Casino Royale (1967)

You Only Live Twice (1967)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Live and Let Die (1973)

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Moonraker (1979)

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Octopussy (1983)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

A View to a Kill (1985)

The Living Daylights (1987)

Licence to Kill (1989)

GoldenEye (1995)

Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Goldmember (2002)

Die Another Day (2002)

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015)

No Time to Die (20??)

Collectors' Edition Bonus Feature:

four demo takes of the Bill Tanner joke


  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 30,897Chief of Staff

    Big thanks to cp for his work!

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,070MI6 Agent

    Agreed - thanks CP! 🍸🍸🍸

    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 3,868MI6 Agent

    Thank you, CP 🍸🍸🍸

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • caractacus pottscaractacus potts Orbital communicator, level 10Posts: 2,226MI6 Agent

    thanks to you guys for giving us all some good laughs!

    and in order to get all the jokes making us do a bit of research and learn (even) more about the Bond films

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