Lars Monsen facts!

Number24

Bear Grylls is the British Lars Monsen. Here are some facts about him:

• Wolves light fires to keep Monsen away.
• Monsen can start a fire with just his hands. Even in the rain.
• The Americans used Lars Monsen to check the accuracy when they made the GPS system.
• The monsoon season is named after Lars Monsen.
• Monsen chops wood with his hands.
• Lars Monsen doesn't bring huskies on expeditions to pull the sled. The dogs are just food.
• Monsen only dances with wolves.
• Nobody knows why Lars Monsen carries a knife.
• At the end of special forces survival week Lars Monsen weighed 14 pounds more than when it started.
• Rivers and lakes freeze over in the winter to protect the fish from Lars Monsen.
• Everyone can piss against the wind, but only Monsen doesn't get wet.
• Lars Monsen never gets cold feet.
• Only Lars Monsen can catch cod and dolphins in lakes.
• If you knock on the inside of the cabin door, Lars Monsen opens from the outside. The outdoors is Lars Monsen's home.

MANDY1

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Silhouette Man

This guy sounds like a regular Chuck Norris! 😉