Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25

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  • ShatterfangShatterfang Posts: 538MI6 Agent
    There are calls to release it earlier rather than later, as early as next week.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,655MI6 Agent
    I wonder who will wear the mottight-fitting hazmat suit - Lea Seydoux or Daniel Craig? :D
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,655MI6 Agent
    I don't have any ideas that are wilder or more unbelivable than what just really happened..... :#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,655MI6 Agent
    edited May 2020
    It's just leaked that the "Falcon 9 by SpeceX" that launched today is a actually the filming of Bond26. Yes, EON is remaking Moonraker and E(l)on Musk is actually an actor who's deeply into "The Method". There is no word yet if the pigeon will have finished its training before shooting in Venice or there will be a CGI pigeon, but this time they're clearly trying to do as much as possible for real :007)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 18,655MI6 Agent
    edited October 14
    2420 AD, 12the of May, about tea- time:

    Archelogists have made a curious find in a pine wood south in the kingdom that was known as Great Britain. The archelogist were hoping to shed more light on the early Age of Pandemics when they found a vault inside a building pre-dating the period. After carefully opening the vault they found an object belived to be a primitive device for storing image and sound marked "No time to die".
    Inside the vault were also a pile of crumbling papers, each mentioning this "No time to die" and something called a "release date". The method of this release changed over time from "cinemas" (the last version of theatres where large crowds actually turned up physically in the same room to watch stories projected on a large, flat screen). Only a few years after the "release" was promised to happen on something called VOD and a number of other historical media technology. The dates written on the old papers changed even more rapidly, but the most recent dates seem to be from the early 2040's when the vault is belived to have been sealed from the outside. The Pine Wood Vault is another in a string of historical mysteries we know of, possibly even stranger than the Trump Presidential Library that was found last year.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,303MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    2220 AD, 12the of May, about tea- time:

    Archelogistshave made a curious find in a pine wood south in the kingdom that was known as Great Britain. The archelogist were hopeing to shed more light on the early Age of Pandemics when they found a vault inside a building pre-dating the period. After carefully opening the vault they found an object belived to be a primitive device for storing image and sound marked "No time to die".
    Inside the vault were also a pile of crumbling papers, each mentioning this "No time to die" and something called a "release date". The method of this release changed over time from "cinemas" (the last version of theatres where large crowds actually turned up physically in the same room to watch stories projected on a large, flat screen). Only a few years after the "release" was promised to heppen on something called VOD and a number of other historical media technology. The dates written on the old papers changed even more rapidly, but the most recent dates seem to be from the early 2040's when the vault is belived to have been sealed from the outside. The Pine Wood Vault is another in a string of hsitorical mysteries we know of, possibly even stranger than the Trump Presidential Library that was found last year.

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  • RagalElMostaheelRagalElMostaheel Cairo, EgyptPosts: 11MI6 Agent
    Apparently people (by that I mean Outrage Youtubers complaining about Woke Hollywood) are now reacting to the news about Lashana Lynch being 007 in NTTD and treating it like it's a franchise killing disaster. Here's a couple of things wrong with this take on face value:

    1. We've known about this months ago, this isn't new information.

    2. Spectre ended in a way that made many fans speculate whether Bond was quitting MI6.

    3. This is mainly serving as a plot point for the film to explain what happen after Bond retired and before he comes back to the game.

    4. Barbara Brocoli who is the producer on the entire franchise and has final say on what's in or out in the films has openly stated recently that Bond will never be played by a woman.
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