Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
Apologies if this has already been posted ( I did look but didn't find one )

Your choice of Unlikely lines to hear in a Bond film,

" No, she's a Diesel. Better economy! "
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,080MI6 Agent
    "This isn't just a helicopter Bond, it's also a rucksack
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    I'd say the entire Eddie Izzard James Bond bit :))
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Ah, the jam Trousers. :)) {[]

    http://youtu.be/MwZbuF40T1M
    In case someone hasn't heard it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    "M, I caught your Twerking video on Yutube, amazing stuff." :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    "You know, former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches. Rolex?"
    "Timex"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,203MI6 Agent
    "So is it true about you and Wayne Rooney, May?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " I'm tired of all this beluga, let's grab a kebab "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    "No James, not tonight, I've got a headache."
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    " Don't worry James. It's probably just stress at work. You can try again later "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    "007 we booked you on the 7 o clock Ryan Air flight to Kansas"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) Bond on Ryan air, I'd say there'd be a lot of killing on that flight. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,852MI6 Agent
    "O James"
    "O Felix"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    "Welcome gentlemen to the new head of Quantum. He comes highly recommended and has just finished a stint at the Co-Operative Bank." :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)). Bond won't have to destroy Quantum, he'll do it for him. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,171MI6 Agent
    "007, I'm assigning you to Station T Tuvalu."
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,745MI6 Agent
    "Don't touch that! That's my puttblug!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Ens007Ens007 EnglandPosts: 863MI6 Agent
    Sorry I can't tonight babe ... Not brought any Johnnys with me.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,745MI6 Agent
    "You know, we've not been formally introduced."

    "You bonkers Bond? We went out to turkey, chased a guy through the streets, onto a train where I shot you off the trains roof, then when you resurfaced I was part of the team that got you back into MI6, I was then sent out to meet up with and assist you in Singapore, I even bloody shaved you and saved your life in the casino fight, and I also helped you protect M in a shootout in London, plus I arranged M's funeral and delivered that doggy in a box to you on the roof and yet YOU STILL CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME?!!!! Bastard!!!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,203MI6 Agent
    "Hello. My name is Bond, James Bond, and I have a problem..."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,080MI6 Agent
    Stuff the martinis! i'll have a Newcastle brown ale instead.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    " You are one of the few men alive, Mr Bond, with the intelligence to appreciate my grand scheme, and I'd like to tell you all about it, but..... BANG!"
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I'd love to tell you of my Plans Mr Bond, but it's late I'm tired and I'm going for a cr@p !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,080MI6 Agent
    "They're waiting for you in the toilet Dr No"
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    This laptop holds all my plans for world domination, now if I could just figure out windows 8.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,735MI6 Agent
    Tell M I'm just off to Topman to pick up my new suit
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,735MI6 Agent
    'Sorry M' I thought you said the hard drive was in Torquay
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,745MI6 Agent
    "Now if you take the top orf, underneath you'll find a little red button, whatever you do, don't touch it."

    "And why not?"

    "Because you'll engage and then fire the embarrassingly loud Dixie horn."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    "Let's all agree on yellow then shall we? Orange jumpsuits and black berets are so last year, and as for blue jumpsuits and orange hard hats, well!"
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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