Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,421MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • IanTIanT Posts: 567MI6 Agent
    Having watched Paddington over the weekend - I think he should be cast as the next Q. Got quite a soft voice... for a bear.
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,522MI6 Agent
    IanT wrote:
    Having watched Paddington over the weekend - I think he should be cast as the next Q. Got quite a soft voice... for a bear.

    Q has quite a bear voice. :p
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    edited December 2016
    Funny that you should mention this. Today I learnt that EON has made a deal with Disney to make an animated TV series for children from the James Bond universe. :)
    Al the familiar chararcters will of cource be animals in this version. At first they planned on making Bond himself a rabbit, but later in the process it was decided to downplay 007 sexual conquests in this version. The debate about Bond's race continues. The same goes for M.
    In early versions of the script 007's boss was drawn as a bald-headed eagle, but the Fleming Foundation balked at the idea of an American M.
    A lot is up in the air at this point, but it seems certain that Q will be an owl and Pussy Galore will be a ....... cat.
    Disney has asked this forum for input on what type of animal should portray the different Bond characters, can anyone help?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    Good news for Craig fans! DC will star in two more Bond movies: Snowfall (Fall 2018) followed by Seafall (Fall 2020)
    In Snowfall Bond will globetrot between Norway, Iceland and Canada. The locations in Seafall will be the British channel coast, Bangladesh and a yet undesided Island destinasjon. In addition both movies will obviously be filmed in Turkey, Italy and Switzerland. The main Bond Girls will naturally be French brunettes.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    Leaks say the villan of Snowfall will die in an avalanche . So far the writers have no idea how to kill the villan in Seafall.....
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,522MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Leaks say the villan of Snowfall will die in an avalanche . So far the writers have no idea how to kill the villan in Seafall.....

    Methinks a waterfall?
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    That's brillant!
    How on earth did you come up with that? You should be a screenwriter :)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    Or perhaps Waterfall should be a seperate Bond movie? Skyfall, Snowfall, Waterfall, Seafall. There could even be Rainfall :007)
    The movies would be in falling, or decending order. .....

    We can't speculate much about the plot of Waterfall, but it's safe to say the Bond girl will be a French brunette and Italy, Turkey and the Alps region will be among the locations :D
  • writingsonthewallwritingsonthewall SpainPosts: 303MI6 Agent
    DC's instagram account (idk whether it's official or not) published an image yesterday with the tagline "waiting2018forbond25" or something similar... finally an unofficial confirmation or utter crap as usual? Any insiders have anything to say?
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,109MI6 Agent
    As far as I'm aware, DC is no fan of social media so I would be very surprised if he had his own Instagram account.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    The two of you might benefit from reading some of the earlier posts (particularily the first) to get the tone and purpose of this thread B-)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 30,898Chief of Staff
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,522MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
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    So Bond will be an old, overweight man in the next film?
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    With McDonald's as a sponsor, he will at least be fat....
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    I feel very proud that I started AJB007's very own Fake News threads, years before that grand tradition become important in politics :007)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,696MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    Well, according to the liberal main stream Bond media such as MI6community and CommanderBond.net.
    But we all know they are corrupt and in the pocket of EON and Sony X-(
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,696MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    "Fake News" is just a label liberal Bond fans have given our truth. But our truth is much truer than their truth, because we believe in it more. We have better facts than they do, too.
  • IanTIanT Posts: 567MI6 Agent
    Well, all my celebrity stalking has paid off....

    Here's an exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumour (okay, photo...)



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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    Good job, especially after your restraining order :))
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,394MI6 Agent
    IanT wrote:
    Well, all my celebrity stalking has paid off....

    Here's an exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumour (okay, photo...)



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    He has quite a Bond haircut in that picture.
  • BroccoliBroccoli Posts: 253MI6 Agent
    I heard Daniel is returning along with Marc Zinga to film a A BLACK BLOFELD MOVIE :o
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,604MI6 Agent
    I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,383MI6 Agent
    I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
    I thought Bill Clinton was up for Bond?
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,604MI6 Agent
    I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
    I thought Bill Clinton was up for Bond?

    He was, but Hillary vetoed it!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    We now know who will do the PTS of Bond 25: Aardman Animations!
    We wanted someone who was clearly British in their style, could handle action were the best in animation. It's a no-brainer!

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,619MI6 Agent
    The many leaks during production of movies has frustrated EON greatly, so now they have come up with a plan. Much like a certain orange president they have settled for unpredictability as a strategy.
    They will start filming Bond 25 next week. The MI6 regulars will return if they are available at such a short notice, including Daniel Craig himself. If not they will phone the actors on file in the casting departementet by who comes first in the alphabet, the first to say yes gets the job. The script will be written as the filming progresses, just like QoS. There will only be one copy of the script to be shared by the director, cast and crew. Michael G. Wilson will write the script and his half-sister will direct. The locations will be found by putting maps of Italy, Turkey and the Alps region on a wall and just throw darts at it, just like all the Craig-era movies. Any locations outside these countries will be recreated at Pinewood. The title of the movie will be chosen the same day as the posters are made. EON is confident these measures will stop the leaks for good. :007)
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    That may be correct @Number24 but...

    ...it is actually like this:

    P+W have written another remake. This time on Skyfall which is a remake of TWINE.

    In Bond 25, in a clever plot twist, James Bond himself will turn out to be the villain in the middle of the movie and he has a grudge on M who turns out to be his father. And even more shockingly it is finally revealed that Dench M was indeed Craig Bond's mother. Bond will kidnap M to Turkey.

    That script is ready since circa summer of 2015. Dench has already signed a contract to reappear in flashbacks, shot in black and white, naturally. The problem is the end-game, it is not written yet. P+W are trying to figure out how Bond can fight himself as he is the hero and the villain at the same time.

    The solution: Craig plays Bond until the plot twist is revealed, then Idris Elba takes over to play the villain Bond.

    It'll be celebrated as a great ArtHouse picture, directed by Lasse Hallström.
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