You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    If you have some pliers or snips. You pull your hand
    Up the jacket sleeve ..... to pretend it's Tee Hee's metal arm ;%
    :)) :)) :))
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    If you have some pliers or snips. You pull your hand
    Up the jacket sleeve ..... to pretend it's Tee Hee's metal arm ;%
    When you do this do you constantly say " hey" in a jive talk manner?
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    If you have some pliers or snips. You pull your hand
    Up the jacket sleeve ..... to pretend it's Tee Hee's metal arm ;%


    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited August 2017
    If you have some pliers or snips. You pull your hand
    Up the jacket sleeve ..... to pretend it's Tee Hee's metal arm ;%


    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    That's what I imagine Higgy-bum wants to do if he ever comes across ASP9mm's ASP 9mm :p :D :v
    a reasonable rate of return
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    My wifes out tonight (hen party) up the west end :D so tonight its feet up , cold beers , BBQ spare ribs, mac n cheese,coleslaw ,onion rings ,and loaded potato skins ,and of course SPECTRE on blue ray, with Bose loud as I like , and my dog of course .happy Bond days
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    You know your a bond fan when.....a street artist sets up his makeshift drums outside your holiday apartment balcony and starts playing and you immediately think of thunderball and the " death of Fiona" music.
    Also when your neighbours are from Northern Ireland and your first thought is of Thunderpussy and Silhouette Man.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    ...waking up in the morning and first I think is, which Bond film should I watch next...
    Dalton Rulez™
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...when you can accurately act out the titles sequence in From Russia With Love.
    :v
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  • Alec 006Alec 006 Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 211MI6 Agent
    You know you're a Bond fan when...

    Not being a religious man I have never lived life by the acronym WWJD (or what would Jesus do?). I regularly however, find myself making decisions according to the aphorism extended from the acronym WWJBD? Depending on my mood it can also refer to Ludlum's CIA/Treadstone asset, whose name I shall not mention here :))

    I also aspire to hit the Quantum of Solace holy grail of six Vespers in one sitting. I have managed five on numerous occasions before having to call it a night due to being too far from the emergency department of a good hospital :007) -{
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    I actually do this statistic since 2003 in an excel sheet with the dates I've watched them 

    I honestly wish I did this and I keep telling myself it's too late now, but maybe it would be a good new years resolution for 2018.
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    When you read the title of this article, click it and think "What has this got to do with Diamonds Are Forever"?!

    https://nos.nl/artikel/2200295-daf-liefhebber-bouwt-oldtimer-om-tot-elektrische-auto.html
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    When you read the title of this article, click it and think "What has this got to do with Diamonds Are Forever"?!

    https://nos.nl/artikel/2200295-daf-liefhebber-bouwt-oldtimer-om-tot-elektrische-auto.html
    I lol'd.
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  • EditatorEditator Posts: 1MI6 Agent
    You know you're a Bond fan when......

    you make a compilation of every time someone says Bond :))

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2a8ur2f90
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,596MI6 Agent
    Editator wrote:
    You know you're a Bond fan when......

    you make a compilation of every time someone says Bond :))

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2a8ur2f90

    Great work, but it would have been a lot better if it didn't speed up.
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    You can't help but get emotional every time you listen to a JBR podcast and you hear the voice of Sir Roger Moore in the intro.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,119MI6 Agent

    You immediately see the Spectre logo;


    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,119MI6 Agent

    My heart went out to KJT and I truly hope and pray she recovers quickly and comes back stronger and fitter in 2022.


    "Any of the opposition around..?"
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