Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    But Sir James never makes the enzyme shake!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,918MI6 Agent
    I know, he's rather be caught dead. I'm trying to make fun of health drinks. Perhaps sir James even has a good quip about it, but I don't.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    Well, he did say he has a toilet to cut out the middleman...
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,918MI6 Agent
    But that's the same joke as in the film, isn't it?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    Yes, it's a reference.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,918MI6 Agent
    Okay, you decide.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    As always, it's open for rewriting etc. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    just an idea for a q scene which could be added somewhere ?

    ( In the young wizards chamber , He is in conversation with a young knight .... )
    Knight : T'is all very interesting Young Wizard, Ye modern Knight must hath knowledge
    of many secret weapons
    YW : Aye, Much stealth is needed in these modern times, Look upon this device
    ( Ye young Wizard uncovers a wooden box with several switches and knobs ..... )
    Knight : What gadzooks is this wonder ?
    YW : T'is a magical squeeze box
    Knight : To make music !
    YW : Only Laments .... for this knob when depressed, uses the squeeze action to
    fire a poison dart
    ( Enter Sir James as the Knight nods his head and askes another Question, pointing
    at the squeeze box ...... .. )
    Knight : And what doth that Knob do
    Young Wizard : Oh He defends the realm and chases any maiden in a skirt !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    Will fit that one in soon !
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    OK, I've collected all the above bits together at https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/974718/#p974718
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,295Chief of Staff
    Totally cribbed from the late great Spike Milligan- all I did was change the names:



    Lord Felix: What time is it Sir James?
    Sir James: Err, just a minute. I've got it written down here on a piece of paper. The Young Wizard wrote the time down for me this morning.
    Lord Felix: Oh, then why do you carry it around with you, Sir James?
    Sir James: Well, if anybody asks me the time, I can show it to them.
    Lord Felix: Wait a minute, Sir James, my good man...
    Sir James: What is it fellow?
    Lord Felix: I must ask you...
    Sir James: It's written on this bit of paper, eight o'clock.
    Lord Felix: I know that, my good fellow.
    Sir James: That's right, when I asked the Young Wizard to write it down, it was eight o'clock.
    Lord Felix: Well then supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock?
    Sir James: Ah, then I don't show it to them.
    Lord Felix: Oh...
    Sir James: Yeah.
    Lord Felix: Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock?
    Sir James: I've got it written down on a piece of paper!
    Lord Felix: Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written down.
    Sir James: Oh.
    Lord Felix: Here, Sir James?
    Sir James: Yes?
    Lord Felix: Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you…. Here! This piece of paper ain't going!
    Sir James: What? I've been sold a forgery!
    Lord Felix: No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock.
    Sir James: You should get one of those things Sir Gareth has got.
    Lord Felix: Oh?
    Sir James: The firm give it to him when he became M.
    Lord Felix: Oh.
    Sir James: It's one of those things that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettle, and pours a cup of tea.
    Lord Felix: Oh yeah! What's it called?
    Sir James: Maid Moneypenny.
    Lord Felix: Ahh, wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock?
    Sir James: She's got it written down on a piece of paper!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,918MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
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