Why not have a 'how to use the forum, ya DUMBASS!' section?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ good idea.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    It wouldn't be hard for SiCo, but he doesn't spend much time here these days.

    And re the spelling: it'll never work. I've tried, and been told off for it. I do subtly make minor corrections for those to whom English is not their native language. And TP.

    It was more tongue in cheek... hey I'm a crappy speller, but I do try and get those right.

    And I want to know* why TP's posts are always so narrow, with capital letters every new line (not sentence...) :# :)) :v


    *seriously... I do want to know!
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Lexi wrote:

    Is there someone who is collating all of this stuff? Is this MiniG's domain?

    I'm trying to co-ordinate it, and I'm hoping MG will fit the above suggestions in. MG is in charge of the actual writing, but everyone can make suggestions to be included. I'd like to get a final version agreed in this thread before we open a dedicated one.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I remember the first member to ever contact me was lexi, -{ which was also
    About my typing :p , to be honest I do a lot of posting from my smart phone
    So that might be why they're narrow ? As for capitals, My only excuse is my
    Fingers move like lightning across my tablet, so I do hit quite wrong few keys :D
    And it automatically puts a capital at the start of every new line.
    Also I don't want to make it easy for you ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    I remember the first member to ever contact me was lexi, -{ which was also
    About my typing :p , to be honest I do a lot of posting from my smart phone
    So that might be why they're narrow ? As for capitals, My only excuse is my
    Fingers move like lightning across my tablet, so I do hit quite wrong few keys :D
    And it automatically puts a capital at the start of every new line.
    Also I don't want to make it easy for you ! :D

    Was I? And was it... oh dear... soz!!!

    Just curious. I post quite a bit on my smart phone too... and it never narrows it, but hey ho... just curious!

    It's become your trademark TP -{ :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    It wouldn't be hard for SiCo, but he doesn't spend much time here these days.

    And re the spelling: it'll never work. I've tried, and been told off for it. I do subtly make minor corrections for those to whom English is not their native language. And TP.

    Subtly???

    Your smack re. the Capitals still hurts :#
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    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Was I? And was it... oh dear... soz!!!

    Just curious. I post quite a bit on my smart phone too... and it never narrows it, but hey ho... just curious!

    It's become your trademark TP -{ :))

    Your smartphone is not from 1978 :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    I do subtly make minor corrections for those to whom English is not their native language. And TP.

    Subtly???

    Your smack re. the Capitals still hurts :#

    That's the one time you noticed, compared to the dozens of times you didn't.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Yep I'm keeping an eye on things and making sure the final draft will be splattered with Capitals, correct use of their there and they're and I'll incorporate people's suggestions, but i might re-write some things as their noT quite how I'd put it. So they're.

    Ciao,

    MG
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I don't want to offend him, but AS has a funny Typing Style as well.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think you're trying to say that both I and AS, have an individual style. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,630Chief of Staff
    This is all great stuff...nice to see so many people all pulling in the right direction ! No doubt both MG & TP now have a completely different image in their heads ! :))

    Well done to all so far -{
    YNWA 97
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think you're trying to say that both I and AS, have an individual style. :))

    I'll call it, Avant Garde Typing :))
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,904Chief of Staff
    At risk of being a wet blanket, I recall we used to have a sort of guide for new members but no one ever used it. In all honesty, I don't think newbies ever use these things. . .all too often they just join up and without looking at an existing thread they start posting away: "What's your favorite Bond film?" "Who was the best James Bond?" "Who was the best villain?" etc., etc., etc. But it never hurts to try. . .
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Or how many new Users make one or two Posts then just vanish..
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't know if this sounds a bit mean, but would a bit of
    A clear out help, perhaps delete some members who have
    Only posted one or twice but it was several years ago ?
    Or is that a bit pointless or is it already done ? Just a
    Suggestion.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Don't think that would have any good effect, TP.

    As to new members not reading a guide, please see above where I suggest what to.do about that.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Work in progress:


    Guide to general use of the forum.

    One way to approach using the forum is to treat it as if you were talking to people in person. Remember that those messages you're reading are written by a real life person somewhere, some of whom you might just end up meeting face to face as we sometimes get together.

    You'll find that the forum is full of knowledgable and helpful people, but we're all different, with different opinions. Sometimes, like all aspects of life, things can get a little heated.

    Try to be cordial at all times, take into account people's beliefs and ways of life and if things do get heated, contact a moderator who will take an impartial review of the situation and act accordingly.

    Most of the time though, things run pretty smoothly. We enjoy a good laugh, daft jokes and silly witty one liners. You'll find that many members have jokes with each other, and enjoy a little friendly banter. This isn't anyone being 'cliquey', but as a newcomer you might find it a little difficult to get established. This takes time and patience, but it will and does happen. We all had to join at some point. Get involved and you'll soon feel part of the team.

    To avoid complications, always bear in mind that sometimes the things you say (or rather type) can be misunderstood or be seen as inflammatory. Tone of voice, facial expressions and sarcasm seldom translate easily in the form of text. Before you post, have a quick read through your message before submitting it. Try and read it in the third person and see if it contains anything that might be taken the wrong way. We all make mistakes, be it in what we write or how we read things, but just a quick review or second reading might avoid any tense situations. Using the Preview button can also help.

    They say, 'write the text you want to write, walk away (you might want to enjoy a dry Martini, or perhaps a Morlands cigarette, while you think it through) then write the text you should write'.

    Finally, don't be shy. Some new members join and then 'lurk' around for a while just observing what's going on. That's fine, we've probably all done it. But at some point it's a good idea to jump in the pool. There are no daft questions, and no one is going to take the mickey (too much).

    Most of all, enjoy it.

    Minigeff


    To show an online image simply press the 'img' button in the row of icons above the dialogue box when you're posting a message. This will insert the script '**' into the dialogue box (or you can type it in by hand) and all you need to do is copy and paste the image's web address between the "*insert address here*" facility. Simples!

    Some devices show 'Add image to post' which automatically links to Postimage.org. This facility invariably posts content accompanied by adverts, some of which may be a bit risqué; so it's best to avoid by using the steps above.



    To show an image of your own you'll need to upload it first to a hosting service such as imageshack or photobucket. When you upload, you'll be able to find the direct link to your images there. Then it's simply a matter of copying and pasting this direct link into the ** script, just as you would when posting a web image.

    Using this method avoids displaying smaller thumbnails of your image on AJB, which member may have to click on to view it at it's full resolution elsewhere. This can be a pain, so we try to avoid it.


    Guide to searching the forum.

    More often than not, we have new members join us and ask us pretty generic run of the mill questions regarding a certain Mr Bond. To avoid wasting your time waiting for a reply, and/or slightly annoying people with yet another question we've covered a million times, try using the search function first. It's not that bad to use, pretty straightforward and could help you find your answer in just a few minutes.

    If after using the search you've got nowhere and are still stumped, consider the best area or section to post your request for help. Hopefully by posting in the correct section, you'll be rewarded with your answer from one or more of our very knowledgeable members.

    Don't take answers as gospel, but usually we get things right. Some members here even have close contact with well known celebrities, collectors and members of the film industry. You never know, maybe even Mr Craig is a member! So 9 times out of 10 we do know what we're talking about. Except for minigeff, he's useless.

    On rare occasions though, even the best don't know. Please don't get irritated when this happens, and if your request is something specialised or a break from the norm, please be patient while you wait for someone to help you out. It might take a few days for people to find things out for you, plus our members around the world operate in different time zones, making instant replies quite unique. Just be patient, we'll get there eventually.


    Guide to collecting stuff.


    In the memorabilia section we often have new members who have joined the community simply to ask 'how much is this worth?' or to try and sell an item. This is fine, we don't mind this and there's nothing wrong in it as such.

    However, if you are just popping in to find out how much your item is worth etc, please take a few moments to introduce yourself and explain whats going on. It's just good manners to say hi instead of posting blunt demands.

    If you're selling an item, please let us know in the 'The Great Ebay Thread', which is a sticky thread at the top of the memorabilia section. The Ebay thread is there for this purpose only, so that the main area of the section doesn't get clogged up with adverts.

    If you're here to find out what something is worth, we have a very simple answer to this;

    'your item is worth only what someone is willing to pay for it'

    There is no set hard and fast rule on what something is worth. Our best advice is to have a search on Ebay for items similar to yours to that you may get a rough idea of what your item might sell for. Avoid the silly listings for Factory Entertainment's golden gun on sale for £5000, that's just wishful thinking. Instead, look at completed listings for items that actually sold. It's only the listings where money changed hands that give any true indications of an item's worth.

    One important thing to remember is that AJB007.co.uk is in no way responsible for any sales advertised or made via the forum. You buy and sell, and view ebay listings etc at your own risk and judgement. Members can and do offer opinions on Ebay sellers, but these opinions are those of the members that post them and not of AJB007.co.uk, its owner(s) or moderators.

    Finally, if you're not offered what you hoped for please don't get annoyed. Members here will offer sensible amounts, but if you're hoping to get £10,000 for the Airfix db5 you just stuck to your fingers then I'm afraid it's probably not going to happen here.

    When buying anything from AJB members, it's probably a good idea to discuss between you shipping fees and any associated insurance, especially if shipping overseas.

    We all hope you find what you're looking for, from time to time you'll see some really rare and unique items up for grabs, so keep your eyes open.

    Have fun!

    Minigeff

  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I don't know if this sounds a bit mean, but would a bit of
    A clear out help, perhaps delete some members who have
    Only posted one or twice but it was several years ago ?
    Or is that a bit pointless or is it already done ? Just a
    Suggestion.

    I'd rather clear out some posters that have 33.926 today :D :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I wonder who the members are that "have jokes with each other, and enjoy a little friendly banter"

    Must be some really sad nutters to do that on the board and not with real people. 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    I wonder who the members are that "have jokes with each other, and enjoy a little friendly banter"

    Must be some really sad nutters to do that on the board and not with real people. 8-)

    And you're more than welcome here Higgybum ;%
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Don't you Higgybum him! :)
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    Dammit, it's catching...
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    You are learning quick, my scotch friend {[]
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Is it your birthday? :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    no, just a bit dark around here :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    my scotch friend {[]

    Ah, you've noticed my drinking habits. :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    that was far from subtle - my friend from the North :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    no, just a bit dark around here :D

    I thought you were trying shorten your toe nails to get your feet in a decent pair of trainers. :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I've already prepared for the summer season :v

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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,318MI6 Agent
    Think you need to post thumbnails if taking pics like that! :))
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