Lars Monsen facts!

Number24 · February 2022

Bear Grylls is the British Lars Monsen. Here are some facts about him:

Wolves light fires to keep Monsen away.
Monsen can start a fire with just his hands. Even in the rain.
The Americans used Lars Monsen to check the accuracy when they made the GPS system.
The monsoon season is named after Lars Monsen.
Monsen chops wood with his hands.
Lars Monsen doesn't bring huskies on expeditions to pull the sled. The dogs are just food.
Monsen only dances with wolves.
Nobody knows why Lars Monsen carries a knife.
At the end of special forces survival week Lars Monsen weighed 14 pounds more than when it started.
Rivers and lakes freeze over in the winter to protect the fish from Lars Monsen.
Everyone can piss against the wind, but only Monsen doesn't get wet.
Lars Monsen never gets cold feet.
Only Lars Monsen can catch cod and dolphins in lakes.
If you knock on the inside of the cabin door, Lars Monsen opens from the outside. The outdoors is Lars Monsen's home.

MANDY1 · February 2022

😂

Silhouette Man · February 2022

This guy sounds like a regular Chuck Norris! 😉

Number24 · April 14

More facts has come to light!

When Lars Monsen wants to laugh he sits alone on top of a mountains and tells himself jokes he's never heard before.
Lars Monsen can do push-ups with both his arms behind his back.
Lars Monsen has 20x optical zoom in his eyes.
Wolves tell stories about the the young wolf that cried Monsen.
Once Lars Monsen ran out of time, but he returned and waited for it to catch its breath.
Catching fish isn't really about luck, but if Lars Monsen has previously been fishing on that loacation.
Back when Lars Monsen celebrated Christmas in the Canadian wilderness he ate the tracks of grouse, then had ice for dessert and finally had frost smoke with his coffee.
If a bear meets Lars Monsen if first starts talking softly, hoping Lars just walks away. If that doesn't work the bear lies down with his paws over its eyes and plays dead.
Lars Monsen can feed 5000 people with just a knife, five meters of rope and a forerest.
Mountains don't create an echo. it's just Lars Monsen having some fun on your behalf.

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