Act 3, Scene 4. A gambling place.
Sir James: With this token, I wouldst mine winnings claim.
Damsel Severine: So, thine next performance shalt we discuss with a drink, Sir...?
Lady Moneypenny: ( whispers to Sir James ) " her beauty is't bountyful, if you liketh
That sort of thing "
Sir James: " I'll admit she beith no Lady of Essex on a Hen party, but she'll do."
Sir James rejoins the lady Severine ......
Sir James: I am he who is called Bond, James Bond. Stir not mine mead, though let it shaken be.
Damsel Severine: And I am the Damsel Severine. Mayhap a business question I can ask thee, Sir James?
Sir James: On the question that doth depend.
Damsel Severine: Mine question doth concern death.
Sir James: And on that subject thou be well-versed, as can be told from thine garments and thine weapon, which thou hast concealed upon thine well-shaped thigh.
Damsel Severine: Thou dost know nothing.
Sir James : " I knowest thy tattoo dear maiden, to some would mark you as chattel of one of the bawdy houses ? Although To me it clearly sayith " egg fried rice "
Sir James: When a woman ist afraid, this I do know. And thine three varlets are thine masters, not thine guards.
(Sir James doth struggle with the three varlets. He bests two, and the third is eaten by a dragon)
Sir James: Hm, perhaps the Young Wizard should be thanked. One doth never truly know
My humble attempt, please feel free to change or amend.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
A suggestion for after Bond says
"She never tied me to a chair ' .......
Sir Silva: " take regard to thy chairs position ?"
Sir James: Silva, you hell demon ! Thy hast placed me in
A draught "
Sir Silva " sooneth it will be uncomfortable, thenst an annoyance,
But soon a cold '
Sir James " Aahchoo "
Sir Silva;" Your sneeze must be killing thee "
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
When sir Bond and Dame Miles travel to Scotland she heap of bread with her, constantly plucking on them and throwing out bread crumbs for Silva to follow.
When sir Bond and Dame Miles travel to Scotland she heap of bread with her, constantly plucking on them and throwing out bread crumbs for Silva to follow.
Act 3, Scene 4. A gambling place.
Sir James: With this token, I wouldst mine winnings claim.
Damsel Severine: So, thine next performance shalt we discuss with a drink, Sir...?
Lady Moneypenny: ( whispers to Sir James ) " her beauty is't bountyful, if you liketh
That sort of thing "
Sir James: " I'll admit she beith no Lady of Essex on a Hen party, but she'll do."
Sir James rejoins the lady Severine ......
Sir James: I am he who is called Bond, James Bond. Stir not mine mead, though let it shaken be.
Damsel Severine: And I am the Damsel Severine. Mayhap a business question I can ask thee, Sir James?
Sir James: On the question that doth depend.
Damsel Severine: Mine question doth concern death.
Sir James: And on that subject thou be well-versed, as can be told from thine garments and thine weapon, which thou hast concealed upon thine well-shaped thigh.
Damsel Severine: Thou dost know nothing.
Sir James : " I knowest thy tattoo dear maiden, to some would mark you as chattel of one of the bawdy houses ? Although To me it clearly sayith " egg fried rice "
Sir James: When a woman ist afraid, this I do know. And thine three varlets are thine masters, not thine guards.
(Sir James doth struggle with the three varlets. He bests two, and the third is eaten by a dragon)
Sir James: Hm, perhaps the Young Wizard should be thanked. One doth never truly know
My humble attempt, please feel free to change or amend.
Thanks TP, will play around with the scene tomorrow to incorporate this.
Yes, but how many chances will I get to get camoe in the stories about sir James? Higgins gets offended in many of the Bard's plays, why can't I?
So what if the joke was objectively bad - it was about Me. Me! Me! Me! (etc.)
But if you insist on funny jokes, where is the greatest lack of jokes? Perhaps the villans overcomplicated plan needs more writing?
I was completely serious, just like I am when I say you have build a reputation as the Vladimir Putin of AJB. Can you comment on the videos you have of certain members and what they contain? :v
If I gave away the secrets of Higgins and Asp9mm....
The truth about Sir Miles and the cheerleader...
What Thunderpussy gets up to in his shed...
Who Charmed & Dangerous really is...
Can you at least comment on the rumours that you do have videos of TP in his shed, but bad as it is it isn't worse than what he says here on AJB007? And do you really have a video of me and the....... you know.
If I gave away the secrets of Higgins and Asp9mm....
The truth about Sir Miles and the cheerleader...
What Thunderpussy gets up to in his shed...
Who Charmed & Dangerous really is...
No, I couldn't do that!
Moneypenny: Don't ask.
M: Don't tell.
"Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
Thank you, guys, if everyone has read the recent changes to "Ye Spectre" and "The Heavens Plummet" then I'll move them to the "AJB presents William Shakespeare's Sir James Bond" thread.
Would anyone like to start another one...? I do have an idea!
(I'm trying a running joke, where Elvis only speaks in Elvis songs. I'm not sure if the Belgrano/Gotcha! joke is too obscure. And it needs more jokes in general!)
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I think, that it should be a bass bagpipe
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Sir James: With this token, I wouldst mine winnings claim.
Damsel Severine: So, thine next performance shalt we discuss with a drink, Sir...?
Lady Moneypenny: ( whispers to Sir James ) " her beauty is't bountyful, if you liketh
That sort of thing "
Sir James: " I'll admit she beith no Lady of Essex on a Hen party, but she'll do."
Sir James rejoins the lady Severine ......
Sir James: I am he who is called Bond, James Bond. Stir not mine mead, though let it shaken be.
Damsel Severine: And I am the Damsel Severine. Mayhap a business question I can ask thee, Sir James?
Sir James: On the question that doth depend.
Damsel Severine: Mine question doth concern death.
Sir James: And on that subject thou be well-versed, as can be told from thine garments and thine weapon, which thou hast concealed upon thine well-shaped thigh.
Damsel Severine: Thou dost know nothing.
Sir James : " I knowest thy tattoo dear maiden, to some would mark you as chattel of one of the bawdy houses ? Although To me it clearly sayith " egg fried rice "
Sir James: When a woman ist afraid, this I do know. And thine three varlets are thine masters, not thine guards.
(Sir James doth struggle with the three varlets. He bests two, and the third is eaten by a dragon)
Sir James: Hm, perhaps the Young Wizard should be thanked. One doth never truly know
My humble attempt, please feel free to change or amend.
"She never tied me to a chair ' .......
Sir Silva: " take regard to thy chairs position ?"
Sir James: Silva, you hell demon ! Thy hast placed me in
A draught "
Sir Silva " sooneth it will be uncomfortable, thenst an annoyance,
But soon a cold '
Sir James " Aahchoo "
Sir Silva;" Your sneeze must be killing thee "
A distraught man clad in a knitted sweather and cap shouts: "We're all in the wrong country! A calamous error has been done!"
(I have no idea who this man could be, but perhaps you know someone he reminds you of? :v )
Great idea! I'll get round to this tomorrow.
Terrible idea! I won't get round to this tomorrow.
Thanks TP, will play around with the scene tomorrow to incorporate this.
So what if the joke was objectively bad - it was about Me. Me! Me! Me! (etc.)
But if you insist on funny jokes, where is the greatest lack of jokes? Perhaps the villans overcomplicated plan needs more writing?
If I gave away the secrets of Higgins and Asp9mm....
The truth about Sir Miles and the cheerleader...
What Thunderpussy gets up to in his shed...
Who Charmed & Dangerous really is...
No, I couldn't do that!
Changes made to incorporate above ideas!
Moneypenny: Don't ask.
M: Don't tell.
A bit of Ian Richardson there, Barbel. Nice reference.
I don't want to know!
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
Tovarishch {:)
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Would anyone like to start another one...? I do have an idea!
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
[Now at http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/47380/ajb-presents-william-shakespeares-james-bond-in/ Barbel]
(I'm trying a running joke, where Elvis only speaks in Elvis songs. I'm not sure if the Belgrano/Gotcha! joke is too obscure. And it needs more jokes in general!)