Number 24 - honestly (a lie) I totally didn't (did) make this up.
And I've just read somewhere on the world famous The Internet (I made this up too) that Blofeld reveals that, in addition to being Bond's foster brother, he is also having an illicit affair with Madeline Swann because, to use Blofeld's phrase in the leaked script (that I also made up) he knows it will rile dear James.
Anyway, Bond takes off on a mission, promising to be careful and return to Madeleine. She berates him for spending too much time on "secret missions" and enters into her own "secret mission" with Blofeld. She ends up with a bun in the oven and gives birth to a child. Bond, meanwhile, tries to escape some baddies, gets shot, and his baby takes over as the next James Bond, starting a new story arc called James Bond Jnr.
In the next bond film, Bond will lose his driving licence, and so just catch the bus everywhere instead. Will include fast road-chases with an angry Daniel Craig sat on the passenger seat telling the bus driver to hurry up.
I think some people are missing the wonderful satire of this topic. )
1. Goldfinger 2. Skyfall 3. Goldeneye 4. The Spy Who Loved Me 5. OHMSS
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I've been advised to not attempt satire on these boards, as it might not be comprehended Which is a pity, as that well is fairly full! B-)
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"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
In Bondworld in Florida the ladies featured on the sign at the start of the tour will be wearing swimsuits or bikinis, but in EuroBondworld in Paris they will be stark naked
For the first time since DN, Bond will sing. In fact, musical numbers will feature in all Disney Bond movies. It is believed the song and dance numbers will play well in Asian markets, especially India.
The search for a topical and modern threath is ongoing. Right now the scriptwriters are developing a story idea where the villans are trying to make masses of men impotent by producing poisoned sausages. At first MI6 suspect muslim or jewish terrorists, but it turns out the villan is an extremist vegeterian billionaire. The working title is "The Sausage Threat"
The producers promise "the biggest sausage fest ever seen on film" where "Bond must face his deepest fears".
This looks very promising!
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And I've just read somewhere on the world famous The Internet (I made this up too) that Blofeld reveals that, in addition to being Bond's foster brother, he is also having an illicit affair with Madeline Swann because, to use Blofeld's phrase in the leaked script (that I also made up) he knows it will rile dear James.
Anyway, Bond takes off on a mission, promising to be careful and return to Madeleine. She berates him for spending too much time on "secret missions" and enters into her own "secret mission" with Blofeld. She ends up with a bun in the oven and gives birth to a child. Bond, meanwhile, tries to escape some baddies, gets shot, and his baby takes over as the next James Bond, starting a new story arc called James Bond Jnr.
Oh I must stop drinking Vespers...
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I can do it in 113 moves, am I at risk?
Poison Mercury - great title.
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1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
Or: James Bond vs. Spectre
Or: James Bond Returns
Or: Risico
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"I never joke about my work, 007."
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
In a leaked memo, Bond girls will now be known as Bond princesses.
Disney to do Bond , cant wait to see what the ride at Hollywood studios Orlando will be like ) )
Kermit the frog has been recruited to replace bond. Miss piggy will star as piggy galore in the new film "muppets take on bond"
Rizzo rat is Q and Michael Cain is 008.
The producers promise "the biggest sausage fest ever seen on film" where "Bond must face his deepest fears".
This looks very promising!
So is "The Sausage Conspiracy"
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You mean, under 16????
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