The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    TB2 Pours a huge Coke Zero.

    Here 24 drink this.
    Its best not to overthink these things. I nearly drove myself insane atrempting to work out how Pixar's Cars get anything done, because thry are Cars. Once I started debating the explotation of the Fork Lifts and the fact there is no logical function for busses and Taxis, I thought - 'Its time to walk carefully away from this!'

    I still love Nigel Gearlsey though. Cars 3 is released this summer.

    BARBEL!! - Breakfast's ready!

    Come on Holly, time for a walk! (Very loud purring can be heard.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    My head hurts to much if I try to make sense of the basic premise of a Disney movie (other than Frozen, obviously), but flaws in the internal logic is different. Things should work within the world, and Little Rodentia can't be policed by rhino police offisers. It's be nice to be able to discuss all the big questions here at SABS. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Absolutely -{ and on an unrelated matter I see
    Little N.Ireland Beat the much bigger Norway at Football. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    That's no big deal - ANYONE can beat us in football :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Double whisky, no ice, please. And no-one disturb me as i drink it in the Old Geezers' Corner.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Cripes what's up with Barbel over there? Sat on his own, nursing his whisky and looking so brooding?
    Either not a celtic fan, he's missing Sir Miles, he backed Cambridge in the boat race or someone's got his sporran in a twist.
    I'll have a freshly squeezed orange juice, it's too early for booze. Oh and someone put a mirror in front of Barbels face, check he's still breathing.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Feeling better this morning, thanks CC! :)
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    He was missing me in the mem & coll yesterday :D

    Now that I am back, he'll make a happier face for sure :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    He was missing me in the mem & coll yesterday :D

    I'll have to aim more carefully, then.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    Pussy? - We will need to order more Jamesons in!

    (TB2 pours himself a massive glass from the last bottle of the whisky) and turns round his laptop on the bar.)

    Remember when everyone went bananas about the Aston Martin DB5 partwork? Look at this!

    http://www.deagostini.com/uk/collections/build-thunderbird-2/index.html

    100 editions. = Over £900! They are either insane or just sadistic!!
    (TB2 starts sobbing into his glass. Holly, looking worried nuzzles against TB2's legs and starts purring to comfort him, nearly knocking him over.)

    Good cat.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    Partwork? Is that what you call it...
    I call it not working behind the bar most of the time! :))
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    (TB2 produces a tin whistle and tootles a tune. The ARSE comes to life and makes buzzing noises, then falls silent.)

    No Coke Zero for 48 hours 24!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    But...... but :o
    WHAT ABOUT ME!
    How can I....... exist...... live...... for that long (gulp) without my precious....... :#
    You are a cruel, heartless man, TB2
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    (TB2 produces the tin whistle and tootles the tune again. The ARSE comes to life and makes buzzing noises, then falls silent.)

    No, I'm not. Case in point. (Shoves a large glass of Coke Zero across the bar.)
    The moral of the story? A little sympathy goes a very long way.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    Thank you!!!!
    (grabs the glass with slightly trembling hands and drinks it all without spilling a drop)
    -Did you say something? No..... Ok.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    (Comes in and hears Holly the cat is listening to her favourite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DidfUhZpxTw)

    A Coke Zero, please :)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Birra Moretti please with a Macallan as well please. Anyone had any luck on the grand national today then? I'm not a betting man myself and didn't even enter a sweep stake this year.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    (Places glasses on the bar)

    Here you go gents, Large Coke Zero, Birra Motzirella a Macallan and a Jamesons. The latter is for me!
    Holly! Not so close to the speakers, you'll hurt your ears dear!

    (Noisily blows nose) Anyone else suffering a cold at the moment? It just hit me thr other day.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Never had a cold but do occasionally get " man flu" ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    My younger sister, her husband and their two small children came for Easter tonight. She brought her DDR-born friend and her Norwegian husband. They have twins - two five year old girls. Nice :)
    The twins switch effortlessly between German and Norwegian.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,644MI6 Agent
    A glass of sparkling Portemo please! :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://youtu.be/btPJPFnesV4
    Some other feline music :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    I suspect Holly misunderstands the song "Holm, Holy" and she's getting an (even more) inflated opinion of herself. ;)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    Here you are Silhouette, one glass of Portmerrion.

    No Holly's a good cat she only gets a bit needy when she doesn't get much attention.
    Considering her size though, that is extremely rare. Its not every pub that has a guard cat instead of a guard dog!

    Time for a piping hot tankard of Wonka's chocolate for me I think. (Sneezes)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    Given Holly's job, perhaps a Trump-sized ego is helpfull?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    Not likely, with the nonsense that happens in here, she is a cat with patience in abundance.
    That's also why although she works here, she lives at Creighton Lodge with me! Here Coke Zero, tankard size. (Sneezes) Damn my heyfever. (Sniffs.)

    Has anyone got any antihistamines? (Sneezes again)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I've got an Auntie Annie, would that be any help?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    (Sneezes at Barbel. Looks horrified.)

    Scuse me Barbel. Um, kleenex?
    Here is a Captain Janeway coffee on the house.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Anyone seen Number 24?
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