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  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,294MI6 Agent
    Norwegian tourist fined 30k euros in Spain for use of laser pen , a bit steep even though serious matter.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    whilst waiting in line to check in my luggage at Paphos airport ,we (my son and I ) he is a policeman , looked at the sign of objects that you were obviously that you cant bring on a aircraft in your hand luggage .
    hand grenades ,sticks of dynamite, sawn off shotguns, I just wish id been told sooner :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    edited May 2017
    whilst waiting in line to check in my luggage at Paphos airport ,we (my son and I ) he is a policeman , looked at the sign of objects that you were obviously that you cant bring on a aircraft in your hand luggage .
    hand grenades ,sticks of dynamite, sawn off shotguns, I just wish id been told sooner :))

    I'd imagine that New Labour thought up that list of the bleedin' obvious! They did pass the Nuclear Explosions (Prohibitions and Inspections) Act 1998 after all!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    whilst waiting in line to check in my luggage at Paphos airport ,we (my son and I ) he is a policeman , looked at the sign of objects that you were obviously that you cant bring on a aircraft in your hand luggage .
    hand grenades ,sticks of dynamite, sawn off shotguns, I just wish id been told sooner :))

    I'd imagine that New Labour thought up that list of the bleedin' obvious! They did pass the Nuclear Explosions (Prohibitions and Inspections) Act 1998 after all!

    I know New Labour are great and have far reaching powers but I doubt they can affect what happens on Cypriot soil...such hate for one so young... :(
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I first saw this article a few days ago on FaceBook and I must admit I laughed hysterically ... even after reading the lady's blog the comments underneath were so funny.

    It appears that Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel is the work of the devil .... You can all thank me for this pubic health warning :)) :))

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4504262/Shower-gel-set-privates-ABLAZE-Woman-shares-experience.html

    (Surprised at The Mail for printing such fruity language)


    I bought some for a friend of mine for a laugh ...

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    I think someone should nominate that lady for both the Nobel Prize for Litterature and the Peace Prize for that blog :007)
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    edited May 2017
    Sir Miles wrote:
    whilst waiting in line to check in my luggage at Paphos airport ,we (my son and I ) he is a policeman , looked at the sign of objects that you were obviously that you cant bring on a aircraft in your hand luggage .
    hand grenades ,sticks of dynamite, sawn off shotguns, I just wish id been told sooner :))

    I'd imagine that New Labour thought up that list of the bleedin' obvious! They did pass the Nuclear Explosions (Prohibitions and Inspections) Act 1998 after all!

    I know New Labour are great and have far reaching powers but I doubt they can affect what happens on Cypriot soil...such hate for one so young... :(

    Oops! My mistake! Not really hate though. More some gentle joshing. Blair's New Labour did a lot of good too. The minimum wage being a primary example of their achievements that benefits myself and millions of other workers in the UK every single day.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:

    I'd imagine that New Labour thought up that list of the bleedin' obvious! They did pass the Nuclear Explosions (Prohibitions and Inspections) Act 1998 after all!

    I know New Labour are great and have far reaching powers but I doubt they can affect what happens on Cypriot soil...such hate for one so young... :(

    Oops! My mistake! Not really hate though. More some gentle joshing. Blair's New Labour did a lot of good too. The minimum wage being a primary example of their achievements that benefits myself and millions of other workers in the UK every single day.

    I'm 42.... Am allowed to hate? :007)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond flavoured homework session tonight with the step devil erm I mean step daughter. Trying to teach her how to read a clock by playing a game from school. Using an smp while watching lald and having a Macallan. -{
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:

    I know New Labour are great and have far reaching powers but I doubt they can affect what happens on Cypriot soil...such hate for one so young... :(

    Oops! My mistake! Not really hate though. More some gentle joshing. Blair's New Labour did a lot of good too. The minimum wage being a primary example of their achievements that benefits myself and millions of other workers in the UK every single day.

    I'm 42.... Am allowed to hate? :007)

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:

    Oops! My mistake! Not really hate though. More some gentle joshing. Blair's New Labour did a lot of good too. The minimum wage being a primary example of their achievements that benefits myself and millions of other workers in the UK every single day.

    I'm 42.... Am allowed to hate? :007)

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:

    I'm 42.... Am allowed to hate? :007)

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))

    That I do.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))

    That I do.

    And it amazes me how Blair remains Teflon Tony!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:

    I'm 42.... Am allowed to hate? :007)

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))

    And if you can remember the milk snatcher - then god* help you !


    *if he exists 8-)
    YNWA 97
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I don't believe in God ;)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Here aer some newspaper headlines for you:

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    They had to spell it out ......

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    pregnancy.jpg

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    deadbody.jpg

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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:

    I'm 32, so I'm borderline myself I would say.

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))

    And if you can remember the milk snatcher - then god* help you !


    *if he exists 8-)

    Yes, I do, just about, towards the end of her...reign.

    And yes, God does exist.

    Glad we got that lot cleared up! -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You lot are all just figments of MY imagination ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    You lot are all just figments of MY imagination ! ;)

    So that's why there's loads of white chocolate mice in here! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:

    Well IMHO if you remember Blair and Brown you are more than qualified :))

    And if you can remember the milk snatcher - then god* help you !


    *if he exists 8-)

    Yes, I do, just about, towards the end of her...reign.

    Lucky you...you should have been around for all of it...it would've opened your eyes...and made you question your gods existence :))
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I read this morning that he moors murderer Ian Brady has died, to quote it ain't half hot mum.
    " Oh dear, how sad, Never mind "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I read this morning that he moors murderer Ian Brady has died, to quote it ain't half hot mum.
    " Oh dear, how sad, Never mind "

    I've been in two minds over the publicity of his death.

    Part of me thinks it should have just passed without major comment and part of me thinks we should never forget what he did.

    I just hope one day they find Keith Bennett's body.
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    This guy is responsible for the heads on the TV show 'Big Heads'. His caricatures are amazing.
    He's done a couple of the Bond guys. I've found Pierce, Daniel,Sean and Tim so far.

    (Just google image his name and they should come up or they're on Twitter @AdeTeal)



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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
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    That looks like you :o :))
    YNWA 97
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    The Norwegian national day celebrating the constitution. There has been no terrorist attack, the weather was perfect, my bunad is still mysteriously too small around the middle and I ate hot dogs and ice cream.
    It was a very nice day :007)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    ... my bunad is still mysteriously too small ....

    Have you tried looking at the 'Bond girls with the biggest boobs' thread?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Once or twice, but I don't see how it's relevant. Many of my clothes have shrunk the last couple of years, particularly around the midriff....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    ... my bunad is still mysteriously too small ....

    Have you tried looking at the 'Bond girls with the biggest boobs' thread?
    :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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