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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,207MI6 Agent
    He won't be using heroin-flavoured bananas.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The American CIA, swear by them.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,207MI6 Agent
    It sends out a homing signal to a special...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... small oral-signature tape, and a miniature, transistorised version is installed in ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...a cabaret with a lady called...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....Van Cleef and arpels.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    And I've smelt that aftershave before. And both times I've...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...got the feeling that you were only sleeping with me to get...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a slight stiffness coming on. In the ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    ...upper reaches of the...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... perfectly formed...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • IanFryerIanFryer Posts: 327MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'll wear it so you know me next time.

    (No, just one word too many)

    As long as the collars and cuffs match...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...covered in paint, gold paint.
    (I don't understand what you were getting at, Ian. Don't leave a fellow Double-O hanging.)

    @C&;D ...earlobes.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    In my opinion, the most difficult part of a plastic transformation.

    (I don't understand either.)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    And anyone not measuring up to your physical standards will be exterminated?

    ( what's gone wrong here then ?:).... I don't know you leave a thread for a couple of days and chaos! :007))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    Calm yourself, Metz. This farcical show of force was only to be expected- the Great Powers flexing their military muscles like so many impotent beach boys.

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    edited July 2017
    .....Having problems keeping it up.

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    That's no problem.
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    What do I with it?
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    It doesn't matter anymore. Things are out of my hands.
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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    You dirty, double crossing, limey, fink!
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
    I am a Scottish peasant and I will always feel at home being a Scottish peasant!


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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Remarkable...but what does the club secretary have to say?
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd say it was a 30-year-old Fiend, indifferently blended, sir.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Chill out, James!
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    (Brozzer looks a tiny bit like Con, for a moment there)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My friend, if you really want my advice, you should spend a few pleasant days with us here in Istanbul,
    and then...... then go home.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,317Chief of Staff
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    I always hated this place.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated 007
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    This is your bathroom in here. And for you, young lady, this is your room. You'll find fresh clothes in here. I hope they fit. We didn't get your sizes till last night. Don't hesitate to ring if there's anything you want.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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