The james bond quote conversation

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... worth $50 in Miami. 50! You promise you won't tell anyone?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    Can't make a decision, unless the computer gives you the go-ahead. Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,149MI6 Agent
    ...Underneath the mango tree

    Me honey and me

    come watch...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... the great James Bond find out what a bloody fool he's been making of ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ....the Siberian Philharmonic Orchestra- they're quite good, despite their bourgeois repertoire. I am on a secret state mission. I need...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a couple of good underwater harpoon guns. The French ones called "Champion" are the best. Good underwater torch. A commando dagger. All the dope they can get from the Natural History Museum on barracuda and shark. And some of that...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ....50 year old Macallan- a particular favourite of yours, I understand. So, what's the...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... choice, James? Two targets - time enough for one shot: the girl or...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ...his body? If they'd wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,149MI6 Agent
    ...guy who got on the boat with him. Nine feet tall, I swear. Big top hat,...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ...belonging to a small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ............his psychiatrist. He has worked for drug syndicates
    in Marseilles and Hong Kong. Now reported working for ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ...one prolytic digestive enzyme shake...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,149MI6 Agent
    ...just around the corner from here. Bunch of little kids peeing in it...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    :)) (Probably improving it)

    ...single file, to that calypso beat all the while. They're searching for...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... the nearest pharmacy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    Actually, sir, it is in Sardinia.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... I've got something to get him there,
    if 007 can be trusted to look after it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    He's a double-O. A wild one, as I discovered today. He'll...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... be locked into a steel cage, right in front of your eyes, will...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ...report to the Prime Minister. Even he's smart enough not to ask me what we do. Have you ever seen such a bunch of....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... individuals. And look around you. Who do you fear? Can you see a face, a uniform, a flag? No! Our world is...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... all the world. There is beauty, there is ugliness, and there is...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... the strangest girl ever born to ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... visit the Pale King. A toast, my friends, to...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... us, Mr Bond we are ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    .. wheezing. Don't just stand there panting, Tibbett, start...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    …… a strict regimen of diet and exercise.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    From what I'm hearing it is you who is out of...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 35,981Chief of Staff
    ....gas. I haven't heard that one in a long time.
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