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  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    ...over Kansas. If we destroy Kansas...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...the chief of computers will call me a genius, move me to Moscow and give me....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    ...some warm clothes. Looks like we got away with...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...some interesting modifications. You see this arm here? Now, open the top and...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    ...just let me handle...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    It's a relief to know I'm next in line for the same kind of aid.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    Now, hard or soft massage?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    Soft- I'll have a double Bloody Mary with plenty of Worcester sauce.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    My sauces tell me the Russians are planning one even earlier. -{
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    May I ask what motive our Russian friends would have?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    A well-known congenital distinction...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...a fascinating anatomical titbit...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I was born without earlobes!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    Three of them is a bit excessive.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Next time play it safe and stand on five!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    There's a picture of my own coat of arms which includes four of them- if you'd care to see them.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bolas 007
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    If you like that sort of thing.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    I'm all ears.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    That's it. You have it. Now- nose.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...an old friend of mine, and it tells me, something smells...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .... Like a tarts handkerchief, I'm afraid it's me sorry about....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...your fulsome friend- I bet you....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... he was certainly burning up the track. If he can do that for a mile and a quarter he'll get home. And he'll have an allowance of six pounds seeing as how he hasn't won a race this year. And that'll give him an extra edge. Now let's go and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...get out of these wet things...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... then you are going to kill this man and perhaps his wife. You are the man who we believe was to come to Kuro from across the sea...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    ...in a boot. The midget's car...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,220Chief of Staff
    ...has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,152MI6 Agent
    ...in an opponent's pockets,...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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