The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ...to clean out the pipeline. This one's been designed to carry a...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Geiger counter. It is simple to use. It will tell at once if the bombs are on board. I want you to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ...walk up behind me and kiss me on the...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...banana, Q! Stop! Lips fuller. No, no. Mouth wider. Good.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    Well, I'd never have recognised myself.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You are very handsome man. 40 bahts.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Not bad. Not bad at all. But you'll have to do better than that if you want to come into my...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ... girlfriend. Instead, Goldfinger goes to Europe and it's only thanks to....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    ... the Prime Minister, even (s)he’s smart enough to...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ... prattle on in a crisis...
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...using heroin-flavo(u)red bananas to...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... marry her because she is unique. I found her in a cabaret in Haiti, where she was born. She was doing a telepathic act which I could not understand. I looked into it and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ... she'll still be lying in the same place tonight...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...on a puddle on the floor. Waiting for...

    (It's scary how out of touch with Bond I am. I'll get back on it, stat. Heya people.)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...the doctor and ambulance...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... but I shall work fast now that I have seen the light. What a splendid time I’m going to have. Now, let’s see, where shall I start, murder, arson, rape? But no, these are peccadilloes. I must really consult the...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ...laptop, sitting in my pyjamas. Before my first...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... impression we were risking millions of dollars and hundreds of lives on a game of luck. What else can you surmise, Mr Bond?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    I think you were carefully brought up, in a red carpet sort of way, and then the red carpet was suddenly jerked from under your feet and you were thrown more or less into the street. So you picked yourself up and started to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... regard all hotel guests except maharajahs as potential cheats and thieves. They have as much concern for your comfort or well-being as...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... the notorious Golden Grotto sharks. The most savage, the most dangerous...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    ... really? There's only one problem- I have no swimming trunks.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    At least you won't have to swim ashore.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    Why don't we go snorkeling?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Lovely sport.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    That's why I'll get the gold medal. Breath control.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    That's one trick I've never learned.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Going down, one should always be relaxed.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,052Chief of Staff
    "Mister, I been watching you, You are a very relaxed man for someone who speaks such big things. Last man I knew was so relaxed he got himself totally relaxed by a quick burst of the chopper. Okay, okay."

    Mr Solo sat back. He spread open palms in reluctant surrender.

    "So I come in, yes. But mister-"

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    There was a pause for emphasis.

    "Either we get that billion or....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... you’re supposed to die for me. By the way, I did think of asking you to join my little scheme, but ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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