Roger Moore's quips for LTK?

Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
edited March 2020 in The James Bond Films
I understand the book "Quantum of Silliness" offers a chapter on what quips Roger Moore's Bond would have used if he was in LTK. I haven't read the book, but I like the idea. What would Sir Roger have said (while raising his eyebrow, of course)? :D

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  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,651MI6 Agent
    edited March 2020
    On Pam Bouvier’s concealed Beretta:

    “Thank goodness that was a pistol!”

    On Sanchez’s death:

    “You light up my life”

    Or,

    “Flaming...not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    Bond’s phone call to Leiter in the epilogue:

    “Ah, Felix, or should I call you Skip?”
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    edited March 2020
    After Milton Krest's death in the pressure chamber: "You wanted to be Mr Big, didn't you?"

    When the first tanker explodes: "Out of petrol?"

    When Bond hooks Sanches' plane to the helicopter: "Hang on there!" or "Hook, line and sinker"

    During the demonstration of how the heroin is hidden in the petrol: "The world is really getting dependent on petrol".
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,651MI6 Agent
    Moore’s wit can also be contagious to his co-stars; Sanchez on Krest’s demise:

    “His huge ego always sucked the oxygen out of the room.”
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    superado wrote:
    “Flaming...not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
    :)) :)) :))

    When Dario gets mulched by the cocaine processor: "Sometimes life is a grind."
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    Bond after testing the "Felix Leiter" at the wedding: "I'm always looking for a new flame"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited January 2021
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  • ManxmanManxman Posts: 122MI6 Agent
    I reckon Moore's line after Krest's death would have been: "Looks like the pressure got to him."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,699MI6 Agent
    Sir Roger would no doubt have raised his eyebrow at the winking fish. :D
  • emtiememtiem SurreyPosts: 5,686MI6 Agent
    Manxman wrote:
    I reckon Moore's line after Krest's death would have been: "Looks like the pressure got to him."

    That's rather wonderful :D
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