The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Thought to be extinct, until a missionary brought one back.
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    By land or water?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Out of an aeroplane - without a parachute.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Maybe that was her way of telling you to take a desk job.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,416Chief of Staff
    Maybe your head needs examining.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Medical evaluation- fail.
    Physical evaluation- fail
    Psychological evaluation- alcohol and substance addiction indicated

    Ooh!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A herbal enema should fix you up.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    How romantic- I know exactly where to put that.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    ... and you're going to the Khyber Pass...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Sir-Sidney-and-Lady-Joan-at-the-polo-match.jpg


    :)) :)) :))

    ...harder, longer than any normal man...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    I’m sure Bill would have loved that!
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Why didn't he come himself?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,416Chief of Staff
    What can I tell you? There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    You are paying the bill!
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    It's becoming quite a habit isn't it.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Look at our damned lunch today. Six, seven bucks with fifteen per cent added for what's called service. And then the waiter hangs about for another fifty cents for...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States: $2.3m. Collected by Number 9 and...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,416Chief of Staff
    …I’m Sir Hillary Bray.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    And I'm Dick Tracy!
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    My friends call me Dominic.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Think of me as a woman you've just...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    .... covered in paint- gold paint...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    But I don’t think your Uncle Ari would approve...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...if one sat on his head.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    No wonder your relationships don't last.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Dr Kaufman's record was 52hrs. I'm hoping to break it.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ... need to know. I'm sure you...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,416Chief of Staff
    …should have done that before. But then the English don’t think it’s sporting to kill in cold blood.
    YNWA 97
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