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DC's instagram account (idk whether it's official or not) published an image yesterday with the tagline "waiting2018forbond25" or something similar... finally an unofficial confirmation or utter crap as usual? Any insiders have anything to say?

"Enjoy it while it lasts."
"The very words I live by."

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As far as I'm aware, DC is no fan of social media so I would be very surprised if he had his own Instagram account.

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The two of you might benefit from reading some of the earlier posts (particularily the first)  to get the tone and purpose of this thread  ajb007/cool

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https://s14.postimg.cc/o4u9t3v3x/AA_OLD_MAN.jpg

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Barbel wrote:

https://s14.postimg.cc/o4u9t3v3x/AA_OLD_MAN.jpg

So Bond will be an old, overweight man in the next film?

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With McDonald's as a sponsor,  he will at least be fat....

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I feel very proud that I started AJB007's very own Fake News threads,  years before that grand tradition become important in politics  ajb007/bond

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This is fake !  ajb007/amazed

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Well,  according to the liberal main stream Bond media such as MI6community and CommanderBond.net.
But we all know they are corrupt and in the pocket of EON and Sony  ajb007/mad

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Very true  ajb007/wink

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"Fake News" is just a label liberal Bond fans have given our truth.  But our truth is much truer than their truth,  because we believe in it more.  We have better facts than they do,  too.

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Well, all my celebrity stalking has paid off....

Here's an exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumour (okay, photo...)



https://s23.postimg.cc/vmn872413/script.jpg

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Good job,  especially after your restraining order  ajb007/lol

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IanT wrote:

Well, all my celebrity stalking has paid off....

Here's an exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumour (okay, photo...)



https://s23.postimg.cc/vmn872413/script.jpg

He has quite a Bond haircut in that picture.

@ddspike21

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I heard Daniel is returning along with Marc Zinga to film a A BLACK BLOFELD MOVIE  ajb007/amazed

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I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.

"Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."

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Blackleiter wrote:

I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.

I thought Bill Clinton was up for Bond?

“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming

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James Suzuki wrote:
Blackleiter wrote:

I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.

I thought Bill Clinton was up for Bond?

He was, but Hillary vetoed it!

"Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."

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We now know who will do the PTS of Bond 25: Aardman Animations!
We wanted someone who was clearly British in their style, could handle action were the best in animation. It's a no-brainer!

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The many leaks during production of movies has frustrated EON greatly,  so now they have come up with a plan. Much like a certain orange president they have settled for unpredictability as a strategy.
They will start filming Bond 25 next week. The MI6 regulars will return if they are available at such a short notice, including Daniel Craig himself. If not they will phone the actors on file in the casting departementet by who comes first in the alphabet,  the first to say yes gets the job. The script will be written as the filming progresses, just like QoS. There will only be one copy of the script to be shared by the director,  cast and crew.  Michael G.  Wilson will write the script and his half-sister will direct. The locations will be found by putting maps of Italy,  Turkey and the Alps region on a wall and just throw darts at it, just like all the Craig-era movies. Any locations outside these countries will be recreated at Pinewood. The title of the movie will be chosen the same day as the posters are made. EON is confident these measures will stop the leaks for good.   ajb007/bond

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That may be correct @Number24 but...

...it is actually like this:

P+W have written another remake. This time on Skyfall which is a remake of TWINE.

In Bond 25, in a clever plot twist, James Bond himself will turn out to be the villain in the middle of the movie and he has a grudge on M who turns out to be his father. And even more shockingly it is finally revealed that Dench M was indeed Craig Bond's mother. Bond will kidnap M to Turkey.

That script is ready since circa summer of 2015. Dench has already signed a contract to reappear in flashbacks, shot in black and white, naturally. The problem is the end-game, it is not written yet. P+W are trying to figure out how Bond can fight himself as he is the hero and the villain at the same time.

The solution: Craig plays Bond until the plot twist is revealed, then Idris Elba takes over to play the villain Bond.

It'll be celebrated as a great ArtHouse picture, directed by Lasse Hallström.

Dalton Rulez™

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The script you posted about is real and it has all the hallmarks of a P &  W. script. That is a problem for EON,  because it has clearly been leaked.  It was after this leaked EON decided to go with the ad hoc production I reported.

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It turns out the rumours of Bond25 and Bond26 being produced are wrong. Actually Craig and EON have decided to make 26, 26 and 27 back-to-back-to-back, in on big gang.... activity. This was Craig's idea. He wanted to hold the longest serving Bond for a long time (in fact he tried to include in the contract that EON will never offer anyone a contract beyond seven films after him), he wanted a bigger pay check than that Iron Man chap and he wanted to avoid getting exhausted between films.
To end on a memorable high note Craig also demanded that he would be alowed to slash his wrists in a dignified cermony at Pinewood Studios. "This is the best way to avoid exhaustion after a major film production such as this one" said Craig on the Graham Norton Show last night. The star refuses to comment on the rumours that the contract says in small print that an ambulance and a trauma team will stand by if Craig at any time changes his mind.

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The title for Bond25 is 'Bond25'.

"We decided that if we used something that sounded like just a working title," Michael G Wilson explained, "everyone would assume that it's just a working title. In fact, 'BOND25' is the actual title and stands for 'British Overseas Nuclear Deterrent 25' in which James Bond will be seconded to the ultra-top secret special forces group Detachment 25 of the British Overseas Nuclear Deterrent who travel the world sabotaging nuclear weapons programmes being developed by rogue nations, organisations or individuals."

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The rapper Dizzee Rascal  is found out to be working  for
The Russians in the new Bond film. " Rhyme  and Treason " .

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”